Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 74 Days and 78047 Haiku later...
as she goes on and
talks about her life on the
coast, she lives free again
Haiku # 26270 February 13, 2003 2:49 pm ET
by Mox
lost in the saddle
back again to boot
myself in the arse
Haiku # 26269 February 13, 2003 2:48 pm ET
by Mox
Survivors begin
to vanish and shrunken heads
show up on E-Bay
Haiku # 26268 February 13, 2003 2:48 pm ET
by onjaysun (what a ka-wink-a-dink)
silverspoon labour?
glib lawyers, social workers
forgeting their roots?
Haiku # 26267 February 13, 2003 2:32 pm ET
by must be better than the thatcher strap-on up the butt though
You take precautions
We don't really care because
Labour screws us now
Haiku # 26266 February 13, 2003 2:17 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
america, nation of
bubbleboys and bubblegirls,
at war with the moops
Haiku # 26265 February 13, 2003 1:09 pm ET
by george can't standya
selling out of duct
tape and plastic sheeting, free,
proud, america.
Haiku # 26264 February 13, 2003 1:07 pm ET
by hiding in a stuffy closet
Let's drop the big one
See what happens
Bikini Hockey
Haiku # 26263 February 13, 2003 12:24 pm ET
by I'm so sorry, Mr. Newman of Rowboat, Nebraska
I didn't stop as
my train left the station and
headed down the hill
Haiku # 26262 February 13, 2003 10:42 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
atmosphere weird
Tennessee Williams play time
something is brewing
Haiku # 26261 February 13, 2003 10:25 am ET
by mellie
I am now so old,
Nobody can surprise me -
Well, nobody does...
Haiku # 26260 February 13, 2003 2:31 am ET
by R. of PT
black holes are compact
singularities of stuff
perhaps, waiting to explode

into a new big bang...
Haiku # 26258 February 12, 2003 4:04 pm ET
by Mox
need I repeat AP will never be a writer?

nah, I think he will be
but he will be better
when he forgets about little old me
Haiku # 26257 February 12, 2003 4:03 pm ET
by Mox
showers bring rain gnomes
with their wee yellow slickers
and lies about me!
Haiku # 26256 February 12, 2003 3:21 pm ET
by onjaysun (it's winter again)
I can smell the green
while skipping across the field
the ground is smushy
Haiku # 26255 February 12, 2003 11:42 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
The sun on my face
the darkness red and orange
with my eyelids closed
Haiku # 26254 February 12, 2003 11:36 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
This morning I wake
after the long winter snows
with my eyes open
Haiku # 26253 February 12, 2003 11:34 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
so original
so completely eloquent
so go fuck yourself
Haiku # 26252 February 12, 2003 5:23 am ET
by ash
fuck off moxie/ash
Haiku # 26251 February 12, 2003 2:57 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
the most creative
haiku I have ever done,
were anonymous
Haiku # 26250 February 12, 2003 2:56 am ET
by so fuck yourself mate
See how Bush changes
Once the innocents were that
Now they're terrorists
As the enemy
Is no longer Saddam but
Basic iraqis
Haiku # 26249 February 12, 2003 2:54 am ET
by A Student of What's 'infidel' mean?
plagiarism or
repetition? no shame when
there is no name hon.
Haiku # 26248 February 12, 2003 2:53 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
such plagiarism
masked by anonymity
you should be ashamed
Haiku # 26247 February 12, 2003 2:11 am ET
by ash
wow, that sounded bad
not meant suicidal
only frustrated
Haiku # 26246 February 12, 2003 12:04 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
going to sleep soon
home life is too much for me
hope not to wake up
Haiku # 26245 February 11, 2003 11:58 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
Haiku # 26244 February 11, 2003 11:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
Haiku # 26243 February 11, 2003 11:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The Web site you seek
Cannot be located, but
Countless more exist.
Haiku # 26242 February 11, 2003 11:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
by my calculus
if the world was all yankees
we'd need over 9,500% more resources
Haiku # 26241 February 11, 2003 11:31 pm ET
by ash (and longer haiku obviously)
mox; primordial
vacuum? sucking the light out
of worlds without count?
Haiku # 26240 February 11, 2003 11:29 pm ET
by is that enough?
What has Moxie done
That angers you so AP
Would s(he) be a fool?
Haiku # 26239 February 11, 2003 5:34 pm ET
by A Student of Wondering
Hitler could have used
Pre-emptive action as an
Excuse for attack
Haiku # 26238 February 11, 2003 5:30 pm ET
by A Student of Bush isn't Hitler. Hitler wasn't a moron
for some reason AP
i don't think you'll
succeed as a real writer
Haiku # 26237 February 11, 2003 4:22 pm ET
by Mox
oh and fuck OFF moxie
Haiku # 26236 February 11, 2003 4:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the comparisons
to WWII aren't valid
this is different
Haiku # 26235 February 11, 2003 4:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
WWII this ain't
it's WWIII with Bush as
Hitler run amok
Haiku # 26234 February 11, 2003 4:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 26233 February 11, 2003 4:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
different accent
ein guttes Beispiel for hmmm
grandma has a cock

Haiku # 26232 February 11, 2003 2:00 pm ET
by mellie
What to do today?
Think I'll murder some children
And bomb some people
Then I'll pollute stuff
It makes me so proud to be
An american
Haiku # 26231 February 11, 2003 1:58 pm ET
by A Student of Harder, Cheney, harder
We would speak german
In the same way that arabs
Will speak your english
Haiku # 26230 February 11, 2003 1:55 pm ET
by A Student of Who's the fascist dictatorial little sucka now (Hitler was legally elected - more democratic than Bush)
Ethical debate
Would be a good thing to do
If you had ethics
Haiku # 26229 February 11, 2003 1:53 pm ET
by A Student of Kill the arabs!! It's the only (final) solution
German tries to stay
The same by removing some
Words that they don't like
Haiku # 26228 February 11, 2003 1:52 pm ET
by A Student of Make the whole world moronic? That would end the conflict?
what i say is this:
make the world America!
end all this conflict.
Haiku # 26227 February 11, 2003 12:52 pm ET
by yeah, German isn't a bastardized version of another language, i was handed down from the gods...retard.
if you don't like it,
you are free to go save them.
good luck, and godspeed...
Haiku # 26226 February 11, 2003 12:47 pm ET
by if the Arab peoples would take care of their own, we wouldn't have to punish them like children...
Saw Chicago last
night, great songs, great dance, still ain't
no Bugsy Malone.
Haiku # 26225 February 11, 2003 11:40 am ET
by onjaysun (gotta get me a splurge gun)
Look the other way
Till what you are told will come
Comes and screws you up
Haiku # 26224 February 11, 2003 11:29 am ET
by A Student of German is a better language than american bastardised english
What would you prefer
To be screwed by a despot
Or bombed every day?
Haiku # 26223 February 11, 2003 11:27 am ET
by A Student of Let's kill some innocent foreigners, the scum
in MY opinion,
you should all suffer the fate
apathy affords.

it is obvious
that none of you have the balls
to handle the task.
Haiku # 26222 February 11, 2003 11:09 am ET
by because America is strong, she will always be attacked. I can live with that.
some of these posters
are most obviously French.
stick to making wine...
Haiku # 26221 February 11, 2003 11:04 am ET
by you would all be speaking german if we had ALWAYS looked the other way.
Iraqis who stand
in blind defense of Saddam
have chosen their fate.

fear is their weakness.
unable to help themselves,
they await freedom.
Haiku # 26220 February 11, 2003 10:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet