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28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

the comparisons
to WWII aren't valid
this is different
Haiku # 26235, February 11, 2003 4:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
WWII this ain't
it's WWIII with Bush as
Hitler run amok
Haiku # 26234, February 11, 2003 4:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 26233, February 11, 2003 4:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
different accent
ein guttes Beispiel for hmmm
grandma has a cock

Haiku # 26232, February 11, 2003 2:00 pm ET
by mellie
What to do today?
Think I'll murder some children
And bomb some people
Then I'll pollute stuff
It makes me so proud to be
An american
Haiku # 26231, February 11, 2003 1:58 pm ET
by A Student of Harder, Cheney, harder
We would speak german
In the same way that arabs
Will speak your english
Haiku # 26230, February 11, 2003 1:55 pm ET
by A Student of Who's the fascist dictatorial little sucka now (Hitler was legally elected - more democratic than Bush)
Ethical debate
Would be a good thing to do
If you had ethics
Haiku # 26229, February 11, 2003 1:53 pm ET
by A Student of Kill the arabs!! It's the only (final) solution
German tries to stay
The same by removing some
Words that they don't like
Haiku # 26228, February 11, 2003 1:52 pm ET
by A Student of Make the whole world moronic? That would end the conflict?
what i say is this:
make the world America!
end all this conflict.
Haiku # 26227, February 11, 2003 12:52 pm ET
by yeah, German isn't a bastardized version of another language, i was handed down from the gods...retard.
if you don't like it,
you are free to go save them.
good luck, and godspeed...
Haiku # 26226, February 11, 2003 12:47 pm ET
by if the Arab peoples would take care of their own, we wouldn't have to punish them like children...
Saw Chicago last
night, great songs, great dance, still ain't
no Bugsy Malone.
Haiku # 26225, February 11, 2003 11:40 am ET
by onjaysun (gotta get me a splurge gun)
Look the other way
Till what you are told will come
Comes and screws you up
Haiku # 26224, February 11, 2003 11:29 am ET
by A Student of German is a better language than american bastardised english
What would you prefer
To be screwed by a despot
Or bombed every day?
Haiku # 26223, February 11, 2003 11:27 am ET
by A Student of Let's kill some innocent foreigners, the scum
in MY opinion,
you should all suffer the fate
apathy affords.

it is obvious
that none of you have the balls
to handle the task.
Haiku # 26222, February 11, 2003 11:09 am ET
by because America is strong, she will always be attacked. I can live with that.
some of these posters
are most obviously French.
stick to making wine...
Haiku # 26221, February 11, 2003 11:04 am ET
by you would all be speaking german if we had ALWAYS looked the other way.
Iraqis who stand
in blind defense of Saddam
have chosen their fate.

fear is their weakness.
unable to help themselves,
they await freedom.
Haiku # 26220, February 11, 2003 10:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
How to oust Saddam:
Kill his people, then some more
For many long years
Then they'll support you
Because you've been so caring
To the arab scum
-The West's logic
Haiku # 26219, February 11, 2003 10:12 am ET
by A Student of wait a minute, that makes no sense
Kill the iraqis
Then they shall see we are right
Saddam is nasty
Haiku # 26218, February 11, 2003 10:11 am ET
by A Student of Kill the spawn of satan. Death to non christians and non jews
America is great
They shall save us from Saddam
By murdering us!!!!
Haiku # 26217, February 11, 2003 10:09 am ET
by A Student of "How can we get the iraqis to like Saddam less?" by killing them on a daily basis
War shall bring us oil
The propaganda has worked
Ignorance has won
Haiku # 26216, February 11, 2003 10:08 am ET
by A Student of Look how the people hate him, waving banners and supporting him
are you retarded?
people who don't know the facts
should keep their mouths shut.

hussein must be stopped,
he causes much suffering.
ask an Iraqi...
Haiku # 26215, February 11, 2003 8:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
with the winds of change
all assumptions are broken
destroying the real

winds blew her away
leaving me with emptiness
shoulder turned to stone

now i am just "past"
someone else's history
blowing in the wind
Haiku # 26214, February 10, 2003 8:38 pm ET
by [sic]soma
all war and no play
makes our leader a dull boy
well, more dull really
Haiku # 26213, February 10, 2003 8:37 pm ET
by ash (and your leader too)
i was wondering
just where have you bin (laden) ?
we've been missing you
Haiku # 26212, February 10, 2003 7:35 pm ET
by ash
all war and no say
certainly distracts voters
from the real problems
Haiku # 26211, February 10, 2003 7:33 pm ET
by ash
nucular weapons
and megalomania
make george a bad boy
Haiku # 26210, February 10, 2003 7:31 pm ET
by ash
your stick-figure girl
is no match for swaying juggs
beckoning gently...
Haiku # 26209, February 10, 2003 6:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
sometimes the thin man
can be swayed by big women
balanced with huge tits.
Haiku # 26208, February 10, 2003 6:26 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
bovine appearance
sometimes is a turn on for
rather porcine men
Haiku # 26207, February 10, 2003 5:39 pm ET
by Larry
she is kind of fat,
but DAMN those boobies are HUGE.
just can't help myself.
Haiku # 26206, February 10, 2003 4:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Big shoutout to those
who make that motorcycle
hand rev when they fart
Haiku # 26205, February 10, 2003 2:54 pm ET
by onjaysun (wum-wum-wum-WAHHHHH!)
The free are happy
For they can do everything
Their masters let them
Haiku # 26204, February 10, 2003 1:08 pm ET
by A Student of The land of the free
You are frightening
with those big nashing-teethies
threatening to bite
Haiku # 26203, February 10, 2003 12:32 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
One neon tetra
lays listless at the bottom
warning the others
Haiku # 26202, February 10, 2003 12:29 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
The boss is coming
and together we gather
to meet our brains out
Haiku # 26201, February 10, 2003 10:23 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
I am sad not she
she was happy she had said
I'm ready to die
Haiku # 26200, February 10, 2003 7:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
she wanted to go
are you frightened I asked her
not a bit she sad
Haiku # 26199, February 10, 2003 7:41 am ET
by mellie, so long Kath
you got one thing right, you are a dick
Haiku # 26198, February 10, 2003 1:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
omfg
Haiku # 26197, February 10, 2003 1:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
too bad i am black,
my penis is much too large.
won't fit in the kids.
Haiku # 26196, February 9, 2003 11:14 pm ET
by bukkakekazi of neverland ranch
i butcher my nose,
i also lighten my skin.
what's next? breast implants?
Haiku # 26195, February 9, 2003 11:12 pm ET
by bukkakekazi of neverland ranch
do we share the bed?
you aren't ready for the truth,
the Jackson sausage.
Haiku # 26194, February 9, 2003 11:10 pm ET
by bukkakekazi of neverland ranch
it's booty time now,
it's easy as 1 2 3,
i love my children.
Haiku # 26193, February 9, 2003 11:08 pm ET
by bukkakekazi of neverland ranch
fear does not exist.
in my pedophile dojo,
Elephant Man bones...
Haiku # 26192, February 9, 2003 10:57 pm ET
by bukkakekazi of neverland ranch
now were home alone,
i fucked Mcauley Culkin.
has he a brother?
Haiku # 26191, February 9, 2003 10:48 pm ET
by bukkakekazi of neverland ranch
it's a real Thriller,
to sleep over in my bed.
it's time to Beat It...
Haiku # 26190, February 9, 2003 10:46 pm ET
by bukkakekazi of neverland ranch
we can share the bed,
do not let the sun go down,
till i get my nut
Haiku # 26189, February 9, 2003 10:43 pm ET
by bukkakekazi of neverland ranch
my DNA gun
will shoot all little children.
i'm michael jackson...
Haiku # 26188, February 9, 2003 10:40 pm ET
by bukkakekazi of neverland ranch
i am undies jim
i rock out with my cock out
feel my bitchin wrath
Haiku # 26187, February 9, 2003 8:43 pm ET
by undies jim of los angeles
He who hates others
Merely sees things he doesn't like
In them in himself
Haiku # 26186, February 9, 2003 12:42 pm ET
by A Student of "Psychology is a real degree."
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