Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 74 Days and 78047 Haiku later...
are you retarded?
people who don't know the facts
should keep their mouths shut.

hussein must be stopped,
he causes much suffering.
ask an Iraqi...
Haiku # 26215 February 11, 2003 8:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
with the winds of change
all assumptions are broken
destroying the real

winds blew her away
leaving me with emptiness
shoulder turned to stone

now i am just "past"
someone else's history
blowing in the wind
Haiku # 26214 February 10, 2003 8:38 pm ET
by [sic]soma
all war and no play
makes our leader a dull boy
well, more dull really
Haiku # 26213 February 10, 2003 8:37 pm ET
by ash (and your leader too)
i was wondering
just where have you bin (laden) ?
we've been missing you
Haiku # 26212 February 10, 2003 7:35 pm ET
by ash
all war and no say
certainly distracts voters
from the real problems
Haiku # 26211 February 10, 2003 7:33 pm ET
by ash
nucular weapons
and megalomania
make george a bad boy
Haiku # 26210 February 10, 2003 7:31 pm ET
by ash
your stick-figure girl
is no match for swaying juggs
beckoning gently...
Haiku # 26209 February 10, 2003 6:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
sometimes the thin man
can be swayed by big women
balanced with huge tits.
Haiku # 26208 February 10, 2003 6:26 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
bovine appearance
sometimes is a turn on for
rather porcine men
Haiku # 26207 February 10, 2003 5:39 pm ET
by Larry
she is kind of fat,
but DAMN those boobies are HUGE.
just can't help myself.
Haiku # 26206 February 10, 2003 4:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Big shoutout to those
who make that motorcycle
hand rev when they fart
Haiku # 26205 February 10, 2003 2:54 pm ET
by onjaysun (wum-wum-wum-WAHHHHH!)
The free are happy
For they can do everything
Their masters let them
Haiku # 26204 February 10, 2003 1:08 pm ET
by A Student of The land of the free
You are frightening
with those big nashing-teethies
threatening to bite
Haiku # 26203 February 10, 2003 12:32 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
One neon tetra
lays listless at the bottom
warning the others
Haiku # 26202 February 10, 2003 12:29 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
The boss is coming
and together we gather
to meet our brains out
Haiku # 26201 February 10, 2003 10:23 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
I am sad not she
she was happy she had said
I'm ready to die
Haiku # 26200 February 10, 2003 7:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
she wanted to go
are you frightened I asked her
not a bit she sad
Haiku # 26199 February 10, 2003 7:41 am ET
by mellie, so long Kath
you got one thing right, you are a dick
Haiku # 26198 February 10, 2003 1:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
omfg
Haiku # 26197 February 10, 2003 1:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
too bad i am black,
my penis is much too large.
won't fit in the kids.
Haiku # 26196 February 9, 2003 11:14 pm ET
by bukkakekazi of neverland ranch
i butcher my nose,
i also lighten my skin.
what's next? breast implants?
Haiku # 26195 February 9, 2003 11:12 pm ET
by bukkakekazi of neverland ranch
do we share the bed?
you aren't ready for the truth,
the Jackson sausage.
Haiku # 26194 February 9, 2003 11:10 pm ET
by bukkakekazi of neverland ranch
it's booty time now,
it's easy as 1 2 3,
i love my children.
Haiku # 26193 February 9, 2003 11:08 pm ET
by bukkakekazi of neverland ranch
fear does not exist.
in my pedophile dojo,
Elephant Man bones...
Haiku # 26192 February 9, 2003 10:57 pm ET
by bukkakekazi of neverland ranch
now were home alone,
i fucked Mcauley Culkin.
has he a brother?
Haiku # 26191 February 9, 2003 10:48 pm ET
by bukkakekazi of neverland ranch
it's a real Thriller,
to sleep over in my bed.
it's time to Beat It...
Haiku # 26190 February 9, 2003 10:46 pm ET
by bukkakekazi of neverland ranch
we can share the bed,
do not let the sun go down,
till i get my nut
Haiku # 26189 February 9, 2003 10:43 pm ET
by bukkakekazi of neverland ranch
my DNA gun
will shoot all little children.
i'm michael jackson...
Haiku # 26188 February 9, 2003 10:40 pm ET
by bukkakekazi of neverland ranch
i am undies jim
i rock out with my cock out
feel my bitchin wrath
Haiku # 26187 February 9, 2003 8:43 pm ET
by undies jim of los angeles
He who hates others
Merely sees things he doesn't like
In them in himself
Haiku # 26186 February 9, 2003 12:42 pm ET
by A Student of "Psychology is a real degree."
that's the way it goes
it used to be us and them
now it's just u.s.
Haiku # 26185 February 9, 2003 4:56 am ET
by ash
release your ego
like your psych could defecate
no...........! constipation
Haiku # 26184 February 9, 2003 4:50 am ET
by ash (i couldn't let go)
Channel energy,
Float in anonymity,
Let go of your name.
Haiku # 26183 February 9, 2003 3:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
the us is fucked,
you should get out of there, as
soon as possible.
Haiku # 26182 February 9, 2003 3:24 am ET
by a friend, or at least someone who likes your haiku
I hated moxie,
but then I became moxie,
what WILL I poem?
Haiku # 26181 February 9, 2003 3:15 am ET
by woe is me, I killed Kennedy ! and then myself
Lightning has struck me
right upon my sister
and burnt out my lights
Haiku # 26180 February 9, 2003 12:51 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
What would you poem
in thousands of these boxes
if Moxie were gone?
Haiku # 26179 February 9, 2003 12:33 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
my mind is at war,
countries within my own skull,
spit fire and die.
Haiku # 26178 February 8, 2003 12:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
might moxie be a
smart bomb? aimed at bad haiku?
smart? no forget it
Haiku # 26177 February 8, 2003 12:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
love, trust, pixie dust,
hug an Iraqi today,
then take a long bath
Haiku # 26176 February 8, 2003 12:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
moxie is an Iraqi
Haiku # 26175 February 8, 2003 12:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Iraqis do not respect,
the laws of seventeen syllables,
let us kill their children
Haiku # 26174 February 8, 2003 12:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
puffs of white meringue
billow from Iraqi daycares
smart bombs love sweet targets
Haiku # 26173 February 8, 2003 12:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Bush and his crooked
election...Clinton and his
crooked erection
Haiku # 26172 February 8, 2003 12:01 pm ET
by and ever the twain shall meet
puffs of white meringue
crystal confectionaries
billow on the trees
Haiku # 26171 February 8, 2003 10:02 am ET
by Gwenhyfar
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 26170 February 7, 2003 7:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The man who took over
by a crooked election, replaced a
man who simply had a crooked erection (clinton)
Haiku # 26169 February 7, 2003 7:45 pm ET
by somewhere there is a really bad haiku in this
Betty, that nerdy
guy in Mayberry? I'll stick
with my main man Floyd
Haiku # 26168 February 7, 2003 3:13 pm ET
by onjaysun (Barbers keep theirs in blue water)
Should we remove man
who wins crooked election?...
yeah and Saddam too!
Haiku # 26167 February 7, 2003 3:07 pm ET
by onjaysun (thanks Dave)
snowfall at twilight
whiter than the crest of waves
melting in the sea
Haiku # 26166 February 7, 2003 2:21 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar