Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

she is kind of fat,
but DAMN those boobies are HUGE.
just can't help myself.
Haiku # 26206, February 10, 2003 4:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Big shoutout to those
who make that motorcycle
hand rev when they fart
Haiku # 26205, February 10, 2003 2:54 pm ET
by onjaysun (wum-wum-wum-WAHHHHH!)
The free are happy
For they can do everything
Their masters let them
Haiku # 26204, February 10, 2003 1:08 pm ET
by A Student of The land of the free
You are frightening
with those big nashing-teethies
threatening to bite
Haiku # 26203, February 10, 2003 12:32 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
One neon tetra
lays listless at the bottom
warning the others
Haiku # 26202, February 10, 2003 12:29 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
The boss is coming
and together we gather
to meet our brains out
Haiku # 26201, February 10, 2003 10:23 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
I am sad not she
she was happy she had said
I'm ready to die
Haiku # 26200, February 10, 2003 7:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
she wanted to go
are you frightened I asked her
not a bit she sad
Haiku # 26199, February 10, 2003 7:41 am ET
by mellie, so long Kath
you got one thing right, you are a dick
Haiku # 26198, February 10, 2003 1:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
omfg
Haiku # 26197, February 10, 2003 1:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
too bad i am black,
my penis is much too large.
won't fit in the kids.
Haiku # 26196, February 9, 2003 11:14 pm ET
by bukkakekazi of neverland ranch
i butcher my nose,
i also lighten my skin.
what's next? breast implants?
Haiku # 26195, February 9, 2003 11:12 pm ET
by bukkakekazi of neverland ranch
do we share the bed?
you aren't ready for the truth,
the Jackson sausage.
Haiku # 26194, February 9, 2003 11:10 pm ET
by bukkakekazi of neverland ranch
it's booty time now,
it's easy as 1 2 3,
i love my children.
Haiku # 26193, February 9, 2003 11:08 pm ET
by bukkakekazi of neverland ranch
fear does not exist.
in my pedophile dojo,
Elephant Man bones...
Haiku # 26192, February 9, 2003 10:57 pm ET
by bukkakekazi of neverland ranch
now were home alone,
i fucked Mcauley Culkin.
has he a brother?
Haiku # 26191, February 9, 2003 10:48 pm ET
by bukkakekazi of neverland ranch
it's a real Thriller,
to sleep over in my bed.
it's time to Beat It...
Haiku # 26190, February 9, 2003 10:46 pm ET
by bukkakekazi of neverland ranch
we can share the bed,
do not let the sun go down,
till i get my nut
Haiku # 26189, February 9, 2003 10:43 pm ET
by bukkakekazi of neverland ranch
my DNA gun
will shoot all little children.
i'm michael jackson...
Haiku # 26188, February 9, 2003 10:40 pm ET
by bukkakekazi of neverland ranch
i am undies jim
i rock out with my cock out
feel my bitchin wrath
Haiku # 26187, February 9, 2003 8:43 pm ET
by undies jim of los angeles
He who hates others
Merely sees things he doesn't like
In them in himself
Haiku # 26186, February 9, 2003 12:42 pm ET
by A Student of "Psychology is a real degree."
that's the way it goes
it used to be us and them
now it's just u.s.
Haiku # 26185, February 9, 2003 4:56 am ET
by ash
release your ego
like your psych could defecate
no...........! constipation
Haiku # 26184, February 9, 2003 4:50 am ET
by ash (i couldn't let go)
Channel energy,
Float in anonymity,
Let go of your name.
Haiku # 26183, February 9, 2003 3:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
the us is fucked,
you should get out of there, as
soon as possible.
Haiku # 26182, February 9, 2003 3:24 am ET
by a friend, or at least someone who likes your haiku
I hated moxie,
but then I became moxie,
what WILL I poem?
Haiku # 26181, February 9, 2003 3:15 am ET
by woe is me, I killed Kennedy ! and then myself
Lightning has struck me
right upon my sister
and burnt out my lights
Haiku # 26180, February 9, 2003 12:51 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
What would you poem
in thousands of these boxes
if Moxie were gone?
Haiku # 26179, February 9, 2003 12:33 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
my mind is at war,
countries within my own skull,
spit fire and die.
Haiku # 26178, February 8, 2003 12:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
might moxie be a
smart bomb? aimed at bad haiku?
smart? no forget it
Haiku # 26177, February 8, 2003 12:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
love, trust, pixie dust,
hug an Iraqi today,
then take a long bath
Haiku # 26176, February 8, 2003 12:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
moxie is an Iraqi
Haiku # 26175, February 8, 2003 12:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Iraqis do not respect,
the laws of seventeen syllables,
let us kill their children
Haiku # 26174, February 8, 2003 12:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
puffs of white meringue
billow from Iraqi daycares
smart bombs love sweet targets
Haiku # 26173, February 8, 2003 12:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Bush and his crooked
election...Clinton and his
crooked erection
Haiku # 26172, February 8, 2003 12:01 pm ET
by and ever the twain shall meet
puffs of white meringue
crystal confectionaries
billow on the trees
Haiku # 26171, February 8, 2003 10:02 am ET
by Gwenhyfar
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 26170, February 7, 2003 7:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The man who took over
by a crooked election, replaced a
man who simply had a crooked erection (clinton)
Haiku # 26169, February 7, 2003 7:45 pm ET
by somewhere there is a really bad haiku in this
Betty, that nerdy
guy in Mayberry? I'll stick
with my main man Floyd
Haiku # 26168, February 7, 2003 3:13 pm ET
by onjaysun (Barbers keep theirs in blue water)
Should we remove man
who wins crooked election?...
yeah and Saddam too!
Haiku # 26167, February 7, 2003 3:07 pm ET
by onjaysun (thanks Dave)
snowfall at twilight
whiter than the crest of waves
melting in the sea
Haiku # 26166, February 7, 2003 2:21 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
Coming from the haze
is a light blue radio
beacon of Howard
Haiku # 26165, February 7, 2003 1:06 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
"But Tony" I say
"That's just excerpts from writings
"Published long ago."
Haiku # 26164, February 7, 2003 10:01 am ET
by A Student of If every iraqi is dead who will Saddam rule?
Look see! Evidence!
From our top undercover
Operatives. See!
Haiku # 26163, February 7, 2003 9:59 am ET
by A Student of Blair Blair Blair
My guts are tender,
I had a curry last night,
I need the toilet
Haiku # 26162, February 7, 2003 9:54 am ET
by L-Floor Boys again cause I'm bored of South Yorkshire
if that's her name yes
I would call her Sheila then
but otherwise not
Haiku # 26161, February 7, 2003 3:26 am ET
by mellie, a queensland sheila ? come on now Ash :-)
has anyone seen my penis?
apparently i was neutered by maestro...
Haiku # 26160, February 7, 2003 2:13 am ET
by ComiCat, what happened to my...? of Jerzey
it's a big "fuck you"
to Bush to have as many
people there that day
Haiku # 26159, February 7, 2003 12:47 am ET
by k of san francisco
next peace march is on
feb 16, anyone here
marching against war?
Haiku # 26158, February 7, 2003 12:45 am ET
by k of san francisco
bush's "evidence"
was widely laughed at today
yet war is coming.....
Haiku # 26157, February 7, 2003 12:44 am ET
by k
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