next peace march is on
feb 16, anyone here
marching against war?

bush's "evidence"
was widely laughed at today
yet war is coming.....

watching m.jackson
docu...he still has the kids
"sleeping over" SHIT!

we don't say sheila
not since the nineteen sixties
except for queensland

on waitangi day
i'll get a blanket then, eh
you'll get the country

WWI
then WW2
W says 3 next

bush son of a bush,
Bringing the world to the brink,
In such a short time.

chased by rogue monkeys
bannanas do not deter
must find the lions

Server just went down
it now lies on the carpet
with digital back-pain

Pick up bread, eggs, milk
send birthday e-mail to joe
buy some more post-its

Blue plastic headphones
protect me from the cold rain
from my inner pain

ComiCat a she?
or as ya Aussies do say
is it a Sheila?

What to do, buy now
or wait for those great After
Waitangi Day Sales?

The condor flies home
To feed its newborn children
But they are absent

I dub ComiCat
The Enola Gay Payload
For she is tha bomb

fucketh off damned moxie

i bid ye farewell
opiate haze doth beckon
embrace pulchritude

terse apology
provides deficient amends
for prior horseshite

the Void is not filled
with hollow thoughts aplenty
though, cannot expand

my absence of care
evinced in repetition
i should surrender

my haiku do blow
impaired by toxins again
can't pretend to care

Fuck current events
Political codswallop
Pursue aesthetics

grotesquerie reigns
where elegance once governed
does anyone care?

Tried "R. of PT" -
Bad haiku and formulas,
such sad history

google yourself too
it's interesting to note
all our histories

Start like a spider
each soft curve leads to the next
and just google me

this site sucks
in sight of my self sucking

why not
not why
a melon splits

thirsting for the spring
on this barren earth they wait
pussy willowed things

I have, others want
But they shall not have these things
I shall see to that

Nuclear missiles
Found in North Dakota !!! see
Onion for details

World needs space shuttle
Which holds 2_8_5, million

jusy to clarify
on that last haiku... say that
"rum-ba-lyn" with love

How can one hate cats?
mysterious, beautiful
rumblin' with love

comic cat thank you
always enjoy your little pics
and your nom de plumes

waiting for the spring
seeds of frogs (those polliwogs)
robins seek their mates

to think eight hours
of tantric wasn't enough,
now must look for G

It took ten minutes
and seventy-seven pack hounds
to find the g-spot

How did I get here?
beer cans, ashes strewn about
a floor full of clowns

In piles of grey snow
and parking lot paperwork
I lost the real me

I cannot move much,
I cannot walk very far,
I have shit my pants.

hair dyed red, attached
some Satyr horns, and went to
see the Devilettes....

I hate cats,
and moxie.

Besides, the thousands
of starving cannot afford
to buy the product

I think microwave
astronaut popcorn sells well
out in TV land

bottoms up to you
stoli's (chilled) in the freezer
keeps this cat so cool

The humble drones work
Tirelessly for their master
Their glorious queen

February rain
new furrows ridge empty fields
hopeful for the spring