Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

comic cat thank you
always enjoy your little pics
and your nom de plumes
Haiku # 26124, February 5, 2003 11:58 am ET
by come out come out where ever you are
waiting for the spring
seeds of frogs (those polliwogs)
robins seek their mates
Haiku # 26123, February 5, 2003 11:56 am ET
by Robin
to think eight hours
of tantric wasn't enough,
now must look for G
Haiku # 26122, February 5, 2003 11:51 am ET
by onjaysun (I'm just too sweaty, Betty)
It took ten minutes
and seventy-seven pack hounds
to find the g-spot
Haiku # 26121, February 5, 2003 10:17 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
How did I get here?
beer cans, ashes strewn about
a floor full of clowns
Haiku # 26120, February 5, 2003 10:14 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
In piles of grey snow
and parking lot paperwork
I lost the real me
Haiku # 26119, February 5, 2003 10:11 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
I cannot move much,
I cannot walk very far,
I have shit my pants.
Haiku # 26118, February 5, 2003 8:08 am ET
by The L-Floor Boys of South Yorkshire
hair dyed red, attached
some Satyr horns, and went to
see the Devilettes....
Haiku # 26117, February 4, 2003 8:00 pm ET
by k_something_wicked_this_way_comes
I hate cats,
and moxie.
Haiku # 26116, February 4, 2003 5:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Besides, the thousands
of starving cannot afford
to buy the product
Haiku # 26115, February 4, 2003 5:55 pm ET
by if it moves, market it
I think microwave
astronaut popcorn sells well
out in TV land
Haiku # 26114, February 4, 2003 5:52 pm ET
by if it moves, market it
bottoms up, salut!
purrrring with delight, as in
chillin like villians...


...my good comrades...
Haiku # 26113, February 4, 2003 5:49 pm ET
by ComiCat of Stoli country
bottoms up to you
stoli's (chilled) in the freezer
keeps this cat so cool
Haiku # 26112, February 4, 2003 4:17 pm ET
by Meeeeee-oooowww
The humble drones work
Tirelessly for their master
Their glorious queen
Haiku # 26111, February 4, 2003 4:00 pm ET
by A Student of Venezuela
pigs in warm blankets
prickly sheep are without coats
vodka warms this cat well
Haiku # 26110, February 4, 2003 3:50 pm ET
by ComiCat, Salut!
February rain
new furrows ridge empty fields
hopeful for the spring
Haiku # 26109, February 4, 2003 3:44 pm ET
by (he wasn't my true love anyway)
February rain
seems my Valentine is lost
it's a cryin' shame
Haiku # 26108, February 4, 2003 3:42 pm ET
by no prizes for me I guess
Give her randomly
priced, blood-linked sparkle and you'll
like get some fer shurr!
Haiku # 26107, February 4, 2003 3:33 pm ET
by onjaysun (put in a little effort guys)
Up amongst the clouds
Flying free, liberation
Killing iraqis
Haiku # 26106, February 4, 2003 2:33 pm ET
by A Student of Sense
Too close together
his eyes are...didn't Babs Bush
have good birthin' hips?
Haiku # 26105, February 4, 2003 2:27 pm ET
by onjaysun (Messin' wit Texas)
chicks in bikinis
ducks in formal tuxedos
dog wearing a hat
Haiku # 26104, February 4, 2003 1:52 pm ET
by George Orwell
my friend is German,
he writes about his girlfriend,
i hope they both stay
Haiku # 26103, February 4, 2003 1:06 pm ET
by Cornea Pete of Poopnscoop, TX
you are beautiful,
would you go out... oops, sorry,
i spit in your eye
Haiku # 26102, February 4, 2003 12:59 pm ET
by Cornea Pete of Poopnscoop, TX
umm...Ray, last time i
checked, 'twas February,
no leaves on trees yet.
Haiku # 26101, February 4, 2003 12:37 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Spring is upon us,
bringing the warmth of summer,
chicks in bikinis
Haiku # 26100, February 4, 2003 9:26 am ET
by Ray of Garner
The eagle soars high
It preys on weaker creatures
But sometimes it falls
Haiku # 26099, February 4, 2003 7:42 am ET
by A Student of Guadeloupe
astronauts flamb
Haiku # 26098, February 4, 2003 7:00 am ET
by ash
the clock is ticking
it's not the end of the world
but it might soon be
Haiku # 26097, February 4, 2003 6:46 am ET
by ash (for janis)
Graphical poems,
multilingual haikus, and
Haiku # 26096, February 4, 2003 5:05 am ET
by R. of PT
PT number six -
R. made it to haiku elite -
Quality should grow
Haiku # 26095, February 4, 2003 5:00 am ET
by R. of PT
had something to write,
all weekend, website was down.
now i forgot it.
Haiku # 26094, February 4, 2003 2:57 am ET
by Garik
Really bad problem
With system clock on server
Is it ok now?
Haiku # 26093, February 3, 2003 8:28 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Onward through the rain
To the city built of gold
Where the old man waits
Haiku # 26092, February 3, 2003 5:35 pm ET
by A Student of Fools
so interesting
post now then wait a few days
VOILA! a surprise!
Haiku # 26091, February 3, 2003 4:02 pm ET
by totally unrelated date
so interesting
post now then wait a few days
VOILA! a surprise!
Haiku # 26090, February 3, 2003 4:02 pm ET
by totally unrelated date
so interesting
post now then wait a few days
VOILA! a surprise!
Haiku # 26089, February 3, 2003 4:02 pm ET
by totally unrelated date
so interesting
post now then wait a few days
VOILA! a surprise!
Haiku # 26088, February 3, 2003 4:02 pm ET
by totally unrelated date
so interesting
post now then wait a few days
VOILA! a surprise!
Haiku # 26087, February 3, 2003 4:02 pm ET
by totally unrelated date
so interesting
post now then wait a few days
VOILA! a surprise!
Haiku # 26086, February 3, 2003 4:02 pm ET
by totally unrelated date
so interesting
post now then wait a few days
VOILA! a surprise!
Haiku # 26085, February 3, 2003 4:02 pm ET
by totally unrelated date
so interesting
post now then wait a few days
VOILA! a surprise!
Haiku # 26084, February 3, 2003 4:02 pm ET
by totally unrelated date
In piles of grey snow
and parking lot paperwork
I lost the real me
Haiku # 26083, February 3, 2003 3:23 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Ode Columbia
such sadness we mourn and grieve
seven brave spirits
Haiku # 26082, February 3, 2003 2:40 pm ET
by Icarus
Ode Columbia
such sadness we mourn and grieve
seven brave spirits
Haiku # 26081, February 3, 2003 2:40 pm ET
by Icarus
monkeys reach through bars,
i throw them salted peanuts,
but they throw them back.
Haiku # 26080, February 3, 2003 2:23 pm ET
by Cornea Pete of Poopnscoop, TX
Price of gas just went
up again, George will ya start
that war already
Haiku # 26079, February 3, 2003 12:32 pm ET
by onjaysun (oops...it's about terror)
The unsung martyr
Fighting for his religion
Perishes in flames
Haiku # 26078, May 26, 2016 2:01 pm ET
by A Student of Hollow, cylindrical objects used for storing liquid
So obviously
the clock on my webserver
is really fucked up
Haiku # 26077, November 9, 2009 6:09 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
Change? What change? Non-sense!
Those vicious Cossack knights fight
against civil rights
Haiku # 26076, April 13, 1996 10:09 am ET
by R. of PT
J. flew and came back
Flew again, but once too much -
I. never returned
Haiku # 26075, January 12, 1974 7:24 am ET
by R. of PT
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