Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

Price of gas just went
up again, George will ya start
that war already
Haiku # 26079, February 3, 2003 12:32 pm ET
by onjaysun (oops...it's about terror)
The unsung martyr
Fighting for his religion
Perishes in flames
Haiku # 26078, May 26, 2016 2:01 pm ET
by A Student of Hollow, cylindrical objects used for storing liquid
So obviously
the clock on my webserver
is really fucked up
Haiku # 26077, November 9, 2009 6:09 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
Change? What change? Non-sense!
Those vicious Cossack knights fight
against civil rights
Haiku # 26076, April 13, 1996 10:09 am ET
by R. of PT
J. flew and came back
Flew again, but once too much -
I. never returned
Haiku # 26075, January 12, 1974 7:24 am ET
by R. of PT
is it just my clock
or chronosynclastic vibe
titan's sirens sound
Haiku # 26074, January 27, 1973 6:35 am ET
by ash (with a nod to kurt vonnegut)
And I trusted you.
I woke up, you lied, I fell.
I wish I were fog.
Haiku # 26073, October 5, 2037 12:20 am ET
by anna
Yet another day alone
I listen to all thoughts
Isolation
Haiku # 26072, June 6, 2023 2:10 pm ET
by peter searle the younger of Were it rains
thinking about stains
in fabrics on floors on teeth
not on matresses
Haiku # 26071, October 16, 2012 11:33 am ET
by mellie
Le bon ha
Haiku # 26070, September 10, 2008 2:10 am ET
by d' Abrigeon J. Louis of France
Le bon ha
Haiku # 26069, March 14, 2008 10:25 am ET
by d' Abrigeon J. Louis of France
Le bon ha
Haiku # 26068, January 2, 2008 1:47 pm ET
by d' Abrigeon J. Louis of France
Eden menuchato
bein shaar tzaddikei olam -
Kol tuv, Ilan...
Haiku # 26067, June 25, 1992 4:44 pm ET
by R. of PT
Bruises on my breasts
People will think you beat me
Oh, what they don't know
Haiku # 26066, September 14, 1977 10:45 am ET
by sweetbetty of Cali
Squirming and mewling
The kitten fights against me
I chew on its head
Haiku # 26065, August 18, 1972 2:38 am ET
by Chris
it seems that time flies
or i write in a worm hole
back to the future
Haiku # 26064, February 6, 2033 8:53 am ET
by ash
amidst confusion
in the black heart of despair
see the funny side
Haiku # 26063, October 10, 2031 1:11 pm ET
by ash
where there was once some
a little nothing came back
emptying something
.
now theres even less
spaces where nothing once was
dancing in the void
Haiku # 26062, August 28, 2012 4:57 am ET
by [sic]soma
The Orient food
spices to make me forget
I want to forget
forget

Haiku # 26061, February 1, 2003 12:00 am ET
by anna
she lay gutted there
the flesh covered in semen
remains left to rot
Haiku # 26060, January 31, 2003 11:28 pm ET
by alina of nyc
she lay gutted there
the flesh covered in semen
remains left to rot
Haiku # 26059, January 31, 2003 11:26 pm ET
by alina of nyc
TEST
Haiku # 26058, January 31, 2003 10:22 pm ET
by tester
this morning my boss
laid down and told me his dream
was that my review?
Haiku # 26057, January 31, 2003 7:22 pm ET
by scotch of must be casual friday...
With measurements 5-
7-5, hope Miss Haiku
wins for her talent
Haiku # 26056, January 16, 2000 2:23 pm ET
by onjaysun (tiny tiara tina)
With measurements 5-
7-5, hope Miss Haiku
wins for her talent.
Haiku # 26055, January 30, 2000 12:33 pm ET
by onjaysun (tiny tiara tina)
In piles of grey snow
and parking lot paperwork
I lost the real me
Haiku # 26054, January 5, 2000 8:41 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
In piles of paper
and parking lot snow, I lost
the organized me
Haiku # 26053, January 10, 2000 5:29 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
In piles of paper
and parking lot snow, I lost
the organized me
Haiku # 26052, January 5, 2000 2:57 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
unable to post
that was then (much earlier)
shall try again
Haiku # 26051, January 24, 2000 8:01 am ET
by anybody home?
beauty heart and soul
pathways through the fields of life
green stain still remains?
Haiku # 26050, January 3, 2000 2:14 am ET
by time for floor redo are you
beauty heart and soul
pathways through the fields of life
green stain still remains?
Haiku # 26049, January 16, 2000 7:28 am ET
by time for florr redo are you
beauty, heart and soul
pathways through the fields of life
that will lead you home
Haiku # 26048, January 14, 2000 10:29 am ET
by but won't remove green stain unfortunately
beauty, heart and soul
pathways through the fields of life
that will lead you home
Haiku # 26047, January 1, 2000 6:48 am ET
by bur won't remove green stain unfortunately
beauty, heart and soul
pathways through the fields of life
that will lead you home
Haiku # 26046, January 11, 2000 4:30 pm ET
by bur won't remove green stain unfortunately
scotch..I would simply
try and scrape it off the floor
i've had luck with that
Haiku # 26045, March 12, 2003 12:25 pm ET
by k
things shake out, and they
eventually become
less puzzling...'cept Bush!
Haiku # 26044, March 6, 2003 8:38 am ET
by k
bush is human too
just as scared as the rest of
us, and not thinking
Haiku # 26043, March 5, 2003 9:10 pm ET
by k
When in doubt, I say
Load up the planes with more bombs,
Make my daddy proud
Haiku # 26042, February 14, 2003 9:40 am ET
by Ray of Garner
thanks for the advice
but the green stain is still there
were you ironic?
Haiku # 26041, January 31, 2003 12:47 am ET
by scotch
write to please yourself
not just to fill in the blanks
with more emptiness
Haiku # 26040, January 30, 2003 10:54 pm ET
by ash
what's this peotry ?
stimulating new concept
my peony rose
Haiku # 26039, January 30, 2003 10:52 pm ET
by ash
car ran out of oil
stopped at the QUICK LUBE and they
ordered more from Bush
Haiku # 26038, January 30, 2003 5:56 pm ET
by k
i've tried everything
except looking at my toes
ah!!!! THERE I AM!
Haiku # 26037, January 30, 2003 5:51 pm ET
by k
ambiguity?
all poetry should have it
a necessity!
Haiku # 26036, January 30, 2003 3:59 pm ET
by one man's treasure and all that
people think haiku
designed to satisfy them
they are very wrong

thus the peotry
analyzed subjectively
is ambiguous
Haiku # 26035, January 30, 2003 3:34 pm ET
by [sic]soma
friend spent a lotto
dollar and won same, she's now
my new consultant
Haiku # 26034, January 30, 2003 11:48 am ET
by onjaysun (got to be better than my 401k)
Upside down bottle
hovers heavy overhead
to pull me back down
Haiku # 26033, January 30, 2003 11:33 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
I knew it was you
when skies went blue
and my flowers grew
Haiku # 26032, January 30, 2003 11:32 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
I knew it was you
when my sky teemed brilliant blue
and the flowers grew
Haiku # 26031, January 30, 2003 11:31 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Bustling hilled broadway
interupted by dump-truck
full of bowling balls
Haiku # 26030, January 30, 2003 11:27 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
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