car ran out of oil
stopped at the QUICK LUBE and they
ordered more from Bush
by k
i've tried everything
except looking at my toes
ah!!!! THERE I AM!
by k
ambiguity?
all poetry should have it
a necessity!
by one man's treasure and all that
people think haiku
designed to satisfy them
they are very wrong
thus the peotry
analyzed subjectively
is ambiguous
by [sic]soma
friend spent a lotto
dollar and won same, she's now
my new consultant
by onjaysun (got to be better than my 401k)
Upside down bottle
hovers heavy overhead
to pull me back down
by Betty LeBomb
I knew it was you
when skies went blue
and my flowers grew
by Betty LeBomb
I knew it was you
when my sky teemed brilliant blue
and the flowers grew
by Betty LeBomb
Bustling hilled broadway
interupted by dump-truck
full of bowling balls
by Betty LeBomb
After tasting dung,
the smell of moldy bread
was but heaven sent
by Betty LeBomb
picture the present
wrapped in white -- spring bouquets
hidden underneath
by early Valentines r us to fave poets here
I sense a lack of
Respect for others' haiku
Which is quite foolish
by A Student of The College of Irritating Foolish People
Bottleneck:
> > > > >
> > > > > o >
> > > > >
by R. of PT
Progress (L-R):
> > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > >
by R. of PT
Spied for bad reasons,
but they were caught on the spot -
be more humble now !
by R. of PT
checked my ticket but
no 85 million bucks!
back to work i go
by k of seriously, winning the lottery would save all my problems!
my suggestion is :
iron over brown paper
it works on carpet
by ash
i need some advice:
how do i lift a green stain
from a hardwood floor?
by scotch of moving, hoping to get my deposit back...the stain was from a green candle
missing my true love
vegas is so far away
yet it is too close
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
consider the facts
what you think is obsession
is irritation
by ash
nick, i loved the book -
but for the movie, why not
"about a monkey"
by scotch of hollywould
like you, i once thought
poetry would make me rich
life's a bitter pill
by scotch
The winners poems are
Too long, and as such they are
Ineligible
by A Student of I had to cut 'About A Monkey' and then you censored it
Just read their letter:
5-9-5 dollars?
I am only a student
And in the U.K.
Government screws me
University screw me
And it will cost me...
by A Student of My prize is worth $200 and I have to pay three times that to get it?
I'm a team player,
of course, I'm also the sole
programmer on staff
by k_
"be a team player!
there isn't an i in team!"
nor "accountable"*
by scotch of *he thinks to himself, watching the deadline slipping away...
if you can't critique
a design til it's coded,
don't critique at all
by scotch of as my mother used to say
when the deadline hits
they will have to accept it
how software is made
by scotch of nerds r us (with apologies to boston gal, etc)
let them redesign
let them discuss endlessly
i'll do it my way
by scotch of (congrats, k)
my interface got
released today, it's flying
away, heading south...
by k_celebrating_the_monkey_off_my_back of Just obsessing over scotch's haikus
found on the printer:
my interface, redesigned...
i am a mushroom
by scotch of (call me a fungi)
why does everyone
obsess over my haikus?
they don't? well, why not?
by scotch of (neat)
Goats across the street,
in private he did meet, cuz
anything thought they'd eat.
by onjaysun (Nervous Goats...good name for a rock band)
A sunny Frogtown
t-shirts, shorts, Asian tourists
checking out thrift shop
by onjaysun (I'm at peace, he's at war)
cold produces ice
cream, eggs, sugar, vanilla
= ice cream
by yum!
R. produces a
constructive syllogism
by Garik
new swimsuit issue
National Geographic?!
"she sells sea shells"
by three to be exact!
trailing chimney smoke
winter nears longed completion
yesterday is lost
by Gwen's sister
Confidence can be
an excuse for laziness
by R. of PT
Feeling confident
by R. of PT
Personal effort
by R. of PT
hunting for their prey
two red-tailed hawks' low circle
eyes do follow ground
by John Updike...run rabbit
Victim now of hate -
fifteen vicious Cossack knights
hunting for their prey
by R. of PT
weeping icicles
streaming silver-wet cascade
splash upon the rocks
by Gwenhyfar
splash upon the rocks
single malt scotch will do, thanks
thaw those winter blues
by tho I'll wait till after noon
nice one scotch me lad
i'm quite the auteur myself
when it comes to that
by sheena
unfortunately
my finger's create typo
but I won't obsess
by running out for coffee
pale subnlight journeys
weary spirit passes by
searching for the spring
by haiku r us
Obsession is there
Every time i write something
Some fool does comment
by A Student of Did you, yourself, not just comment
