missing my true love
vegas is so far away
yet it is too close
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
consider the facts
what you think is obsession
is irritation
by ash
nick, i loved the book -
but for the movie, why not
"about a monkey"
by scotch of hollywould
like you, i once thought
poetry would make me rich
life's a bitter pill
by scotch
The winners poems are
Too long, and as such they are
Ineligible
by A Student of I had to cut 'About A Monkey' and then you censored it
Just read their letter:
5-9-5 dollars?
I am only a student
And in the U.K.
Government screws me
University screw me
And it will cost me...
by A Student of My prize is worth $200 and I have to pay three times that to get it?
I'm a team player,
of course, I'm also the sole
programmer on staff
by k_
"be a team player!
there isn't an i in team!"
nor "accountable"*
by scotch of *he thinks to himself, watching the deadline slipping away...
if you can't critique
a design til it's coded,
don't critique at all
by scotch of as my mother used to say
when the deadline hits
they will have to accept it
how software is made
by scotch of nerds r us (with apologies to boston gal, etc)
let them redesign
let them discuss endlessly
i'll do it my way
by scotch of (congrats, k)
my interface got
released today, it's flying
away, heading south...
by k_celebrating_the_monkey_off_my_back of Just obsessing over scotch's haikus
found on the printer:
my interface, redesigned...
i am a mushroom
by scotch of (call me a fungi)
why does everyone
obsess over my haikus?
they don't? well, why not?
by scotch of (neat)
Goats across the street,
in private he did meet, cuz
anything thought they'd eat.
by onjaysun (Nervous Goats...good name for a rock band)
A sunny Frogtown
t-shirts, shorts, Asian tourists
checking out thrift shop
by onjaysun (I'm at peace, he's at war)
cold produces ice
cream, eggs, sugar, vanilla
= ice cream
by yum!
R. produces a
constructive syllogism
by Garik
new swimsuit issue
National Geographic?!
"she sells sea shells"
by three to be exact!
trailing chimney smoke
winter nears longed completion
yesterday is lost
by Gwen's sister
Confidence can be
an excuse for laziness
by R. of PT
Feeling confident
by R. of PT
Personal effort
by R. of PT
hunting for their prey
two red-tailed hawks' low circle
eyes do follow ground
by John Updike...run rabbit
Victim now of hate -
fifteen vicious Cossack knights
hunting for their prey
by R. of PT
weeping icicles
streaming silver-wet cascade
splash upon the rocks
by Gwenhyfar
splash upon the rocks
single malt scotch will do, thanks
thaw those winter blues
by tho I'll wait till after noon
nice one scotch me lad
i'm quite the auteur myself
when it comes to that
by sheena
unfortunately
my finger's create typo
but I won't obsess
by running out for coffee
pale subnlight journeys
weary spirit passes by
searching for the spring
by haiku r us
Obsession is there
Every time i write something
Some fool does comment
by A Student of Did you, yourself, not just comment
seems the time is right
ash: wish that you could be mine
irresistible
by sigh... I know that you're taken
Still is the water
Broken by a disruption
The coming of rain
by A Student of A Haiku - The First, and probably last 'proper' haiku on this page today
long on syllables
obsession your delusion
bottom of the class
by ash
Short on talent then?
Why does everybody obsess
Over my haikus then?
by A Student of tired of your infantile comments
blix sticks fix with nix
war more sure than 'twas before
rhyme but not reasons
by ash
she flounced down the street
jiggling like a cheap hooker
in an old movie
by ash
What tomorrow brings:
A funeral for a friend
Then a friend to kiss
by sweetbetty of Cali
it makes sense to me
that you'd get a peach while high
since they are stone fruit
by scotch of (welcome back, bet)
dare i eat a peach?
a blue, glowing martian peach?
eat or be eaten
by scotch
"so you play music?
what instrument do you play?"
me: "I play the fool"
by scotch of (chuffed with myself for that one)
timing! that's the key
to all the best comedy
wait, i screwed that up
by scotch
let me demonstrate
what sheer talent truly is:
take it away, ash
by scotch
seems thin-skinned to me
(student of boring ennui)
short on talent too
by Mike likes sporting news
Male maturity?
So I am immature then
Writing on this site
Has shortened what was
Left of my patience for those
Who would be stupid
by A Student of Zimbabwe
Your opinions are
Not important to me so
I shall ignore them
by A Student of Repetition, boring? but a sign of intellect
Let's get one thing straight
I'm sure you're a nice person
But I have no proof
And I shall assume
You are standard redneck scum
And discard your views
by A Student of the South
dear boyish student
have you ever considered
male maturity
by perpetual student mentality rather BORING you see
See the callous sheep
How it affects my spelling
With its evil ways
by A Student of Afghanistan
