Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

What tomorrow brings:
A funeral for a friend
Then a friend to kiss
Haiku # 25982, January 29, 2003 1:04 am ET
by sweetbetty of Cali
it makes sense to me
that you'd get a peach while high
since they are stone fruit
Haiku # 25981, January 28, 2003 9:27 pm ET
by scotch of (welcome back, bet)
dare i eat a peach?
a blue, glowing martian peach?
eat or be eaten
Haiku # 25980, January 28, 2003 9:23 pm ET
by scotch
"so you play music?
what instrument do you play?"
me: "I play the fool"
Haiku # 25979, January 28, 2003 9:18 pm ET
by scotch of (chuffed with myself for that one)
timing! that's the key
to all the best comedy
wait, i screwed that up
Haiku # 25978, January 28, 2003 9:17 pm ET
by scotch
let me demonstrate
what sheer talent truly is:
take it away, ash
Haiku # 25977, January 28, 2003 9:13 pm ET
by scotch
seems thin-skinned to me
(student of boring ennui)
short on talent too
Haiku # 25976, January 28, 2003 7:39 pm ET
by Mike likes sporting news
Male maturity?
So I am immature then
Writing on this site
Has shortened what was
Left of my patience for those
Who would be stupid
Haiku # 25975, January 28, 2003 6:19 pm ET
by A Student of Zimbabwe
Your opinions are
Not important to me so
I shall ignore them
Haiku # 25974, January 28, 2003 5:49 pm ET
by A Student of Repetition, boring? but a sign of intellect
Let's get one thing straight
I'm sure you're a nice person
But I have no proof
And I shall assume
You are standard redneck scum
And discard your views
Haiku # 25973, January 28, 2003 5:48 pm ET
by A Student of the South
dear boyish student
have you ever considered
male maturity
Haiku # 25972, January 28, 2003 5:18 pm ET
by perpetual student mentality rather BORING you see
See the callous sheep
How it affects my spelling
With its evil ways
Haiku # 25971, January 28, 2003 5:16 pm ET
by A Student of Afghanistan
See the callous sheep
How it eats the other's grass
Amd torments the dog
Haiku # 25970, January 28, 2003 5:14 pm ET
by A Student of Wales
my secret weapon?
thirty-eight then twenty two
thirty-eight again
Haiku # 25969, January 28, 2003 5:14 pm ET
by Lola
My secret weapon,
a blue bar of wonder-all,
scrubs winter away
Haiku # 25968, January 28, 2003 5:11 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
With tickets in hand
I now anxiously await
the puppy-go-round
Haiku # 25967, January 28, 2003 5:06 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Swirling to my waist
like my feet upon the sky
a color so blue
Haiku # 25966, January 28, 2003 4:59 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Sky went nuclear
with millions of tiny flakes
a winter snow-bomb
Haiku # 25965, January 28, 2003 4:54 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
what's any guy want
everything given freely
and then even more
Haiku # 25964, January 28, 2003 4:54 pm ET
by any guy
Tis good to be back
after time circling the moon
apollo now lands
Haiku # 25963, January 28, 2003 4:51 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
what could he want now?
looking for that perfect gift
my sweet valentine
Haiku # 25962, January 28, 2003 4:21 pm ET
by inquiring minds want to know
Oh my, another
But I only wrote one poem then
Twenty five dollars?
Haiku # 25961, January 28, 2003 3:45 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Poet of the year?
You censored most of my work
Most of the good poems
Haiku # 25960, January 28, 2003 3:44 pm ET
by A Student of Poetryy
there is a name for
what afflicts you mox, your pain
is named "your a slut"
Haiku # 25959, January 28, 2003 3:36 pm ET
by Jim of NY
Lil Bush and Cheney
Show the way to victory
to a horse and ass
Haiku # 25958, January 28, 2003 3:34 pm ET
by Ray of Garner
If I sit through Dub's
Sales Seminar tonight, do
I get the toaster?
Haiku # 25957, January 28, 2003 3:21 pm ET
by onjaysun (I heard Saddam kicks puppies too!)
the apple's humming
out in the dark a dog barks
two pee cee's whirring
Haiku # 25956, January 28, 2003 12:44 pm ET
by mellie
welcome back betty
mars is a long way to go
but not when ya high
Haiku # 25955, January 28, 2003 11:04 am ET
by mellie
the dog runs ahead
barking puffs of frosted breath
minus one degrees
Haiku # 25954, January 28, 2003 10:49 am ET
by Boston gal
There was a sweet time
between the moment we kissed
and when I shot you
Haiku # 25953, January 28, 2003 10:48 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
I've got a blue peach
from the time I got so high
I landed on Mars
Haiku # 25952, January 28, 2003 10:44 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Coming over here
with a ketchup mouth booger
was not the best plan
Haiku # 25951, January 28, 2003 10:36 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Trying to stay in
between morning and my dreams
my cat wakes me up
Haiku # 25950, January 28, 2003 10:33 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Speller's on the broke
lost with control-alt-delete
can't conjugating
Haiku # 25949, January 28, 2003 10:09 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
had to look it up
see it was a weenie joke
ash: comedian!
Haiku # 25948, January 28, 2003 8:16 am ET
by hahahahahahahah
over coffee we
we play' the game of chit-chat
under the blue sky


you provided the match
that lit my stoge.
Haiku # 25947, January 28, 2003 1:46 am ET
by ComiCat of reminiscent about that girl i met in Santa Barbara, once.
back to the kitchen
sheena humming an old fave
like: little red courgette
Haiku # 25946, January 27, 2003 10:48 pm ET
by ash (just kidding s.)
Mox Loves COCKS OH YEAH
Shake em, lick em, and STICK 'EM!
GIMME THOSE BIG ONES!!!!!!!!!!
Haiku # 25945, January 27, 2003 4:00 pm ET
by Mox
at this point, i think
i will stop being so wise
and just let 'er rip
Haiku # 25944, January 27, 2003 3:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
despite that knowledge
bittersweet is memory
a deceptive haunt
Haiku # 25943, January 27, 2003 3:28 pm ET
by sheena
despite my knowing
that the future was foretold
in grimly scrawled runes
Haiku # 25942, January 27, 2003 3:26 pm ET
by sheena
my forfeited loves
haunt me with my refusals
ghosts i could have had
Haiku # 25941, January 27, 2003 3:24 pm ET
by sheena
It is more advanced
The book AND recording have
Already occurred
Haiku # 25940, January 27, 2003 1:36 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
It is more addvanced
The book AND recording have
Already occurred
Haiku # 25939, January 27, 2003 1:36 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
just goes to show you
how mindlessly they process
each and ev'ry one
Haiku # 25938, January 27, 2003 12:36 pm ET
by next will come the book, the recording ...then the film!
Got no intention
Of going to Florida
But they are foolish
They could have picked one
Of my poems that wasn't quite
So not very good
Haiku # 25937, January 27, 2003 11:34 am ET
by A Student of Utah
Ozzy's great, enjoyed
the monkey but that drink ass
clown, too damn funkey!
Haiku # 25936, January 27, 2003 11:19 am ET
by onjaysun (still better than that game)
don't get suckered in
poetry dot com picks all
who submit a poem
Haiku # 25935, January 27, 2003 9:16 am ET
by let then pay you for the Florida trip if you're so damned good I say
"Come to convention
"You've won a prize for your poem
"It's a heavy thing."
You taking the piss?
It's not my best poetry
It's taking the piss
Haiku # 25934, January 27, 2003 5:53 am ET
by A Student of How am I going to get to Florida?
aside from one friend
getting skewered by my sword
burns night was quite brillant!
Haiku # 25933, January 26, 2003 7:20 pm ET
by k
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