With tickets in hand
I now anxiously await
the puppy-go-round

Swirling to my waist
like my feet upon the sky
a color so blue

Sky went nuclear
with millions of tiny flakes
a winter snow-bomb

what's any guy want
everything given freely
and then even more

Tis good to be back
after time circling the moon
apollo now lands

what could he want now?
looking for that perfect gift
my sweet valentine

Oh my, another
But I only wrote one poem then
Twenty five dollars?

Poet of the year?
You censored most of my work
Most of the good poems

there is a name for
what afflicts you mox, your pain
is named "your a slut"

Lil Bush and Cheney
Show the way to victory
to a horse and ass

If I sit through Dub's
Sales Seminar tonight, do
I get the toaster?

the apple's humming
out in the dark a dog barks
two pee cee's whirring

welcome back betty
mars is a long way to go
but not when ya high

the dog runs ahead
barking puffs of frosted breath
minus one degrees

There was a sweet time
between the moment we kissed
and when I shot you

I've got a blue peach
from the time I got so high
I landed on Mars

Coming over here
with a ketchup mouth booger
was not the best plan

Trying to stay in
between morning and my dreams
my cat wakes me up

Speller's on the broke
lost with control-alt-delete
can't conjugating

had to look it up
see it was a weenie joke
ash: comedian!

back to the kitchen
sheena humming an old fave
like: little red courgette

Mox Loves COCKS OH YEAH
Shake em, lick em, and STICK 'EM!
GIMME THOSE BIG ONES!!!!!!!!!!

at this point, i think
i will stop being so wise
and just let 'er rip

despite that knowledge
bittersweet is memory
a deceptive haunt

despite my knowing
that the future was foretold
in grimly scrawled runes

my forfeited loves
haunt me with my refusals
ghosts i could have had

It is more advanced
The book AND recording have
Already occurred

It is more addvanced
The book AND recording have
Already occurred

just goes to show you
how mindlessly they process
each and ev'ry one

Got no intention
Of going to Florida
But they are foolish
They could have picked one
Of my poems that wasn't quite
So not very good

Ozzy's great, enjoyed
the monkey but that drink ass
clown, too damn funkey!

don't get suckered in
poetry dot com picks all
who submit a poem

"Come to convention
"You've won a prize for your poem
"It's a heavy thing."
You taking the piss?
It's not my best poetry
It's taking the piss

aside from one friend
getting skewered by my sword
burns night was quite brillant!

Were you a mirage?
All those hours in my bed
When will you be home?

What to do today?
It is Super Bowl Sunday
I could not care less

welcome to the nice
excuse driven world of men
living on Scriptures

And then God murdered
Thousands of innocents and
We celebrated
And then He told us
"Don't kill people." but we did
Arabs aren't people

the cold war of the
Gods, Pagan and Christian, so
close, yet so far too

in a way these things
put on bumpers are sold to
stick in the mind, QED

i have no answers
sometimes i have no questions
so then - what difference

You have these weapons
We may have no evidence
But admit it now
If you admit it
We will kill you, but if not
We will do the same

i am just so hot
but not a little bit vain
it's global warming

you must all suffer
because, let's face it, i do
and it's a good thing

burns night..scottish bar
ahh i can't wait for haggis
sheep's stomach and beer

It is raining crap
I have forgotten my umbrella
Doesn't life smell sweet?

I still taste his breath
boy with the computer tan
So give geeks a chance.

A new toy today
Note: battery included
Oh, Hello Kitty!

Aah but then again
Very little I've seen here
Resembles haiku