Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

pale subnlight journeys
weary spirit passes by
searching for the spring
Haiku # 25990, January 29, 2003 8:17 am ET
by haiku r us
Obsession is there
Every time i write something
Some fool does comment
Haiku # 25989, January 29, 2003 8:14 am ET
by A Student of Did you, yourself, not just comment
seems the time is right
ash: wish that you could be mine
irresistible
Haiku # 25988, January 29, 2003 8:13 am ET
by sigh... I know that you're taken
Still is the water
Broken by a disruption
The coming of rain
Haiku # 25987, January 29, 2003 8:12 am ET
by A Student of A Haiku - The First, and probably last 'proper' haiku on this page today
long on syllables
obsession your delusion
bottom of the class
Haiku # 25986, January 29, 2003 6:37 am ET
by ash
Short on talent then?
Why does everybody obsess
Over my haikus then?
Haiku # 25985, January 29, 2003 5:25 am ET
by A Student of tired of your infantile comments
blix sticks fix with nix
war more sure than 'twas before
rhyme but not reasons
Haiku # 25984, January 29, 2003 2:04 am ET
by ash
she flounced down the street
jiggling like a cheap hooker
in an old movie
Haiku # 25983, January 29, 2003 1:53 am ET
by ash
What tomorrow brings:
A funeral for a friend
Then a friend to kiss
Haiku # 25982, January 29, 2003 1:04 am ET
by sweetbetty of Cali
it makes sense to me
that you'd get a peach while high
since they are stone fruit
Haiku # 25981, January 28, 2003 9:27 pm ET
by scotch of (welcome back, bet)
dare i eat a peach?
a blue, glowing martian peach?
eat or be eaten
Haiku # 25980, January 28, 2003 9:23 pm ET
by scotch
"so you play music?
what instrument do you play?"
me: "I play the fool"
Haiku # 25979, January 28, 2003 9:18 pm ET
by scotch of (chuffed with myself for that one)
timing! that's the key
to all the best comedy
wait, i screwed that up
Haiku # 25978, January 28, 2003 9:17 pm ET
by scotch
let me demonstrate
what sheer talent truly is:
take it away, ash
Haiku # 25977, January 28, 2003 9:13 pm ET
by scotch
seems thin-skinned to me
(student of boring ennui)
short on talent too
Haiku # 25976, January 28, 2003 7:39 pm ET
by Mike likes sporting news
Male maturity?
So I am immature then
Writing on this site
Has shortened what was
Left of my patience for those
Who would be stupid
Haiku # 25975, January 28, 2003 6:19 pm ET
by A Student of Zimbabwe
Your opinions are
Not important to me so
I shall ignore them
Haiku # 25974, January 28, 2003 5:49 pm ET
by A Student of Repetition, boring? but a sign of intellect
Let's get one thing straight
I'm sure you're a nice person
But I have no proof
And I shall assume
You are standard redneck scum
And discard your views
Haiku # 25973, January 28, 2003 5:48 pm ET
by A Student of the South
dear boyish student
have you ever considered
male maturity
Haiku # 25972, January 28, 2003 5:18 pm ET
by perpetual student mentality rather BORING you see
See the callous sheep
How it affects my spelling
With its evil ways
Haiku # 25971, January 28, 2003 5:16 pm ET
by A Student of Afghanistan
See the callous sheep
How it eats the other's grass
Amd torments the dog
Haiku # 25970, January 28, 2003 5:14 pm ET
by A Student of Wales
my secret weapon?
thirty-eight then twenty two
thirty-eight again
Haiku # 25969, January 28, 2003 5:14 pm ET
by Lola
My secret weapon,
a blue bar of wonder-all,
scrubs winter away
Haiku # 25968, January 28, 2003 5:11 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
With tickets in hand
I now anxiously await
the puppy-go-round
Haiku # 25967, January 28, 2003 5:06 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Swirling to my waist
like my feet upon the sky
a color so blue
Haiku # 25966, January 28, 2003 4:59 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Sky went nuclear
with millions of tiny flakes
a winter snow-bomb
Haiku # 25965, January 28, 2003 4:54 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
what's any guy want
everything given freely
and then even more
Haiku # 25964, January 28, 2003 4:54 pm ET
by any guy
Tis good to be back
after time circling the moon
apollo now lands
Haiku # 25963, January 28, 2003 4:51 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
what could he want now?
looking for that perfect gift
my sweet valentine
Haiku # 25962, January 28, 2003 4:21 pm ET
by inquiring minds want to know
Oh my, another
But I only wrote one poem then
Twenty five dollars?
Haiku # 25961, January 28, 2003 3:45 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Poet of the year?
You censored most of my work
Most of the good poems
Haiku # 25960, January 28, 2003 3:44 pm ET
by A Student of Poetryy
there is a name for
what afflicts you mox, your pain
is named "your a slut"
Haiku # 25959, January 28, 2003 3:36 pm ET
by Jim of NY
Lil Bush and Cheney
Show the way to victory
to a horse and ass
Haiku # 25958, January 28, 2003 3:34 pm ET
by Ray of Garner
If I sit through Dub's
Sales Seminar tonight, do
I get the toaster?
Haiku # 25957, January 28, 2003 3:21 pm ET
by onjaysun (I heard Saddam kicks puppies too!)
the apple's humming
out in the dark a dog barks
two pee cee's whirring
Haiku # 25956, January 28, 2003 12:44 pm ET
by mellie
welcome back betty
mars is a long way to go
but not when ya high
Haiku # 25955, January 28, 2003 11:04 am ET
by mellie
the dog runs ahead
barking puffs of frosted breath
minus one degrees
Haiku # 25954, January 28, 2003 10:49 am ET
by Boston gal
There was a sweet time
between the moment we kissed
and when I shot you
Haiku # 25953, January 28, 2003 10:48 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
I've got a blue peach
from the time I got so high
I landed on Mars
Haiku # 25952, January 28, 2003 10:44 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Coming over here
with a ketchup mouth booger
was not the best plan
Haiku # 25951, January 28, 2003 10:36 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Trying to stay in
between morning and my dreams
my cat wakes me up
Haiku # 25950, January 28, 2003 10:33 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Speller's on the broke
lost with control-alt-delete
can't conjugating
Haiku # 25949, January 28, 2003 10:09 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
had to look it up
see it was a weenie joke
ash: comedian!
Haiku # 25948, January 28, 2003 8:16 am ET
by hahahahahahahah
over coffee we
we play' the game of chit-chat
under the blue sky


you provided the match
that lit my stoge.
Haiku # 25947, January 28, 2003 1:46 am ET
by ComiCat of reminiscent about that girl i met in Santa Barbara, once.
back to the kitchen
sheena humming an old fave
like: little red courgette
Haiku # 25946, January 27, 2003 10:48 pm ET
by ash (just kidding s.)
Mox Loves COCKS OH YEAH
Shake em, lick em, and STICK 'EM!
GIMME THOSE BIG ONES!!!!!!!!!!
Haiku # 25945, January 27, 2003 4:00 pm ET
by Mox
at this point, i think
i will stop being so wise
and just let 'er rip
Haiku # 25944, January 27, 2003 3:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
despite that knowledge
bittersweet is memory
a deceptive haunt
Haiku # 25943, January 27, 2003 3:28 pm ET
by sheena
despite my knowing
that the future was foretold
in grimly scrawled runes
Haiku # 25942, January 27, 2003 3:26 pm ET
by sheena
my forfeited loves
haunt me with my refusals
ghosts i could have had
Haiku # 25941, January 27, 2003 3:24 pm ET
by sheena
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