Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

Goats across the street,
in private he did meet, cuz
anything thought they'd eat.
Haiku # 26006, January 29, 2003 3:37 pm ET
by onjaysun (Nervous Goats...good name for a rock band)
A sunny Frogtown
t-shirts, shorts, Asian tourists
checking out thrift shop
Haiku # 26005, January 29, 2003 3:28 pm ET
by onjaysun (I'm at peace, he's at war)
cold produces ice
cream, eggs, sugar, vanilla
= ice cream
Haiku # 26004, January 29, 2003 12:35 pm ET
by yum!
R. produces a
constructive syllogism
Haiku # 26003, January 29, 2003 12:31 pm ET
by Garik
new swimsuit issue
National Geographic?!
"she sells sea shells"
Haiku # 26002, January 29, 2003 12:25 pm ET
by three to be exact!
trailing chimney smoke
winter nears longed completion
yesterday is lost
Haiku # 26001, January 29, 2003 11:58 am ET
by Gwen's sister
What
Haiku # 26000, January 29, 2003 11:46 am ET
by R. of PT
Confidence can be
an excuse for laziness
Haiku # 25999, January 29, 2003 11:08 am ET
by R. of PT
Feeling confident
Haiku # 25998, January 29, 2003 10:59 am ET
by R. of PT
Personal effort
Haiku # 25997, January 29, 2003 10:59 am ET
by R. of PT
hunting for their prey
two red-tailed hawks' low circle
eyes do follow ground
Haiku # 25996, January 29, 2003 10:53 am ET
by John Updike...run rabbit
Victim now of hate -
fifteen vicious Cossack knights
hunting for their prey
Haiku # 25995, January 29, 2003 10:49 am ET
by R. of PT
weeping icicles
streaming silver-wet cascade
splash upon the rocks
Haiku # 25994, January 29, 2003 10:20 am ET
by Gwenhyfar
splash upon the rocks
single malt scotch will do, thanks
thaw those winter blues
Haiku # 25993, January 29, 2003 10:18 am ET
by tho I'll wait till after noon
nice one scotch me lad
i'm quite the auteur myself
when it comes to that
Haiku # 25992, January 29, 2003 9:49 am ET
by sheena
unfortunately
my finger's create typo
but I won't obsess
Haiku # 25991, January 29, 2003 8:20 am ET
by running out for coffee
pale subnlight journeys
weary spirit passes by
searching for the spring
Haiku # 25990, January 29, 2003 8:17 am ET
by haiku r us
Obsession is there
Every time i write something
Some fool does comment
Haiku # 25989, January 29, 2003 8:14 am ET
by A Student of Did you, yourself, not just comment
seems the time is right
ash: wish that you could be mine
irresistible
Haiku # 25988, January 29, 2003 8:13 am ET
by sigh... I know that you're taken
Still is the water
Broken by a disruption
The coming of rain
Haiku # 25987, January 29, 2003 8:12 am ET
by A Student of A Haiku - The First, and probably last 'proper' haiku on this page today
long on syllables
obsession your delusion
bottom of the class
Haiku # 25986, January 29, 2003 6:37 am ET
by ash
Short on talent then?
Why does everybody obsess
Over my haikus then?
Haiku # 25985, January 29, 2003 5:25 am ET
by A Student of tired of your infantile comments
blix sticks fix with nix
war more sure than 'twas before
rhyme but not reasons
Haiku # 25984, January 29, 2003 2:04 am ET
by ash
she flounced down the street
jiggling like a cheap hooker
in an old movie
Haiku # 25983, January 29, 2003 1:53 am ET
by ash
What tomorrow brings:
A funeral for a friend
Then a friend to kiss
Haiku # 25982, January 29, 2003 1:04 am ET
by sweetbetty of Cali
it makes sense to me
that you'd get a peach while high
since they are stone fruit
Haiku # 25981, January 28, 2003 9:27 pm ET
by scotch of (welcome back, bet)
dare i eat a peach?
a blue, glowing martian peach?
eat or be eaten
Haiku # 25980, January 28, 2003 9:23 pm ET
by scotch
"so you play music?
what instrument do you play?"
me: "I play the fool"
Haiku # 25979, January 28, 2003 9:18 pm ET
by scotch of (chuffed with myself for that one)
timing! that's the key
to all the best comedy
wait, i screwed that up
Haiku # 25978, January 28, 2003 9:17 pm ET
by scotch
let me demonstrate
what sheer talent truly is:
take it away, ash
Haiku # 25977, January 28, 2003 9:13 pm ET
by scotch
seems thin-skinned to me
(student of boring ennui)
short on talent too
Haiku # 25976, January 28, 2003 7:39 pm ET
by Mike likes sporting news
Male maturity?
So I am immature then
Writing on this site
Has shortened what was
Left of my patience for those
Who would be stupid
Haiku # 25975, January 28, 2003 6:19 pm ET
by A Student of Zimbabwe
Your opinions are
Not important to me so
I shall ignore them
Haiku # 25974, January 28, 2003 5:49 pm ET
by A Student of Repetition, boring? but a sign of intellect
Let's get one thing straight
I'm sure you're a nice person
But I have no proof
And I shall assume
You are standard redneck scum
And discard your views
Haiku # 25973, January 28, 2003 5:48 pm ET
by A Student of the South
dear boyish student
have you ever considered
male maturity
Haiku # 25972, January 28, 2003 5:18 pm ET
by perpetual student mentality rather BORING you see
See the callous sheep
How it affects my spelling
With its evil ways
Haiku # 25971, January 28, 2003 5:16 pm ET
by A Student of Afghanistan
See the callous sheep
How it eats the other's grass
Amd torments the dog
Haiku # 25970, January 28, 2003 5:14 pm ET
by A Student of Wales
my secret weapon?
thirty-eight then twenty two
thirty-eight again
Haiku # 25969, January 28, 2003 5:14 pm ET
by Lola
My secret weapon,
a blue bar of wonder-all,
scrubs winter away
Haiku # 25968, January 28, 2003 5:11 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
With tickets in hand
I now anxiously await
the puppy-go-round
Haiku # 25967, January 28, 2003 5:06 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Swirling to my waist
like my feet upon the sky
a color so blue
Haiku # 25966, January 28, 2003 4:59 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Sky went nuclear
with millions of tiny flakes
a winter snow-bomb
Haiku # 25965, January 28, 2003 4:54 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
what's any guy want
everything given freely
and then even more
Haiku # 25964, January 28, 2003 4:54 pm ET
by any guy
Tis good to be back
after time circling the moon
apollo now lands
Haiku # 25963, January 28, 2003 4:51 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
what could he want now?
looking for that perfect gift
my sweet valentine
Haiku # 25962, January 28, 2003 4:21 pm ET
by inquiring minds want to know
Oh my, another
But I only wrote one poem then
Twenty five dollars?
Haiku # 25961, January 28, 2003 3:45 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Poet of the year?
You censored most of my work
Most of the good poems
Haiku # 25960, January 28, 2003 3:44 pm ET
by A Student of Poetryy
there is a name for
what afflicts you mox, your pain
is named "your a slut"
Haiku # 25959, January 28, 2003 3:36 pm ET
by Jim of NY
Lil Bush and Cheney
Show the way to victory
to a horse and ass
Haiku # 25958, January 28, 2003 3:34 pm ET
by Ray of Garner
If I sit through Dub's
Sales Seminar tonight, do
I get the toaster?
Haiku # 25957, January 28, 2003 3:21 pm ET
by onjaysun (I heard Saddam kicks puppies too!)
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