Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

I'm a team player,
of course, I'm also the sole
programmer on staff
Haiku # 26014, January 29, 2003 6:24 pm ET
by k_
"be a team player!
there isn't an i in team!"
nor "accountable"*
Haiku # 26013, January 29, 2003 5:23 pm ET
by scotch of *he thinks to himself, watching the deadline slipping away...
if you can't critique
a design til it's coded,
don't critique at all
Haiku # 26012, January 29, 2003 5:13 pm ET
by scotch of as my mother used to say
when the deadline hits
they will have to accept it
how software is made
Haiku # 26011, January 29, 2003 5:04 pm ET
by scotch of nerds r us (with apologies to boston gal, etc)
let them redesign
let them discuss endlessly
i'll do it my way
Haiku # 26010, January 29, 2003 5:03 pm ET
by scotch of (congrats, k)
my interface got
released today, it's flying
away, heading south...
Haiku # 26009, January 29, 2003 4:57 pm ET
by k_celebrating_the_monkey_off_my_back of Just obsessing over scotch's haikus
found on the printer:
my interface, redesigned...
i am a mushroom
Haiku # 26008, January 29, 2003 4:43 pm ET
by scotch of (call me a fungi)
why does everyone
obsess over my haikus?
they don't? well, why not?
Haiku # 26007, January 29, 2003 3:48 pm ET
by scotch of (neat)
Goats across the street,
in private he did meet, cuz
anything thought they'd eat.
Haiku # 26006, January 29, 2003 3:37 pm ET
by onjaysun (Nervous Goats...good name for a rock band)
A sunny Frogtown
t-shirts, shorts, Asian tourists
checking out thrift shop
Haiku # 26005, January 29, 2003 3:28 pm ET
by onjaysun (I'm at peace, he's at war)
cold produces ice
cream, eggs, sugar, vanilla
= ice cream
Haiku # 26004, January 29, 2003 12:35 pm ET
by yum!
R. produces a
constructive syllogism
Haiku # 26003, January 29, 2003 12:31 pm ET
by Garik
new swimsuit issue
National Geographic?!
"she sells sea shells"
Haiku # 26002, January 29, 2003 12:25 pm ET
by three to be exact!
trailing chimney smoke
winter nears longed completion
yesterday is lost
Haiku # 26001, January 29, 2003 11:58 am ET
by Gwen's sister
What
Haiku # 26000, January 29, 2003 11:46 am ET
by R. of PT
Confidence can be
an excuse for laziness
Haiku # 25999, January 29, 2003 11:08 am ET
by R. of PT
Feeling confident
Haiku # 25998, January 29, 2003 10:59 am ET
by R. of PT
Personal effort
Haiku # 25997, January 29, 2003 10:59 am ET
by R. of PT
hunting for their prey
two red-tailed hawks' low circle
eyes do follow ground
Haiku # 25996, January 29, 2003 10:53 am ET
by John Updike...run rabbit
Victim now of hate -
fifteen vicious Cossack knights
hunting for their prey
Haiku # 25995, January 29, 2003 10:49 am ET
by R. of PT
weeping icicles
streaming silver-wet cascade
splash upon the rocks
Haiku # 25994, January 29, 2003 10:20 am ET
by Gwenhyfar
splash upon the rocks
single malt scotch will do, thanks
thaw those winter blues
Haiku # 25993, January 29, 2003 10:18 am ET
by tho I'll wait till after noon
nice one scotch me lad
i'm quite the auteur myself
when it comes to that
Haiku # 25992, January 29, 2003 9:49 am ET
by sheena
unfortunately
my finger's create typo
but I won't obsess
Haiku # 25991, January 29, 2003 8:20 am ET
by running out for coffee
pale subnlight journeys
weary spirit passes by
searching for the spring
Haiku # 25990, January 29, 2003 8:17 am ET
by haiku r us
Obsession is there
Every time i write something
Some fool does comment
Haiku # 25989, January 29, 2003 8:14 am ET
by A Student of Did you, yourself, not just comment
seems the time is right
ash: wish that you could be mine
irresistible
Haiku # 25988, January 29, 2003 8:13 am ET
by sigh... I know that you're taken
Still is the water
Broken by a disruption
The coming of rain
Haiku # 25987, January 29, 2003 8:12 am ET
by A Student of A Haiku - The First, and probably last 'proper' haiku on this page today
long on syllables
obsession your delusion
bottom of the class
Haiku # 25986, January 29, 2003 6:37 am ET
by ash
Short on talent then?
Why does everybody obsess
Over my haikus then?
Haiku # 25985, January 29, 2003 5:25 am ET
by A Student of tired of your infantile comments
blix sticks fix with nix
war more sure than 'twas before
rhyme but not reasons
Haiku # 25984, January 29, 2003 2:04 am ET
by ash
she flounced down the street
jiggling like a cheap hooker
in an old movie
Haiku # 25983, January 29, 2003 1:53 am ET
by ash
What tomorrow brings:
A funeral for a friend
Then a friend to kiss
Haiku # 25982, January 29, 2003 1:04 am ET
by sweetbetty of Cali
it makes sense to me
that you'd get a peach while high
since they are stone fruit
Haiku # 25981, January 28, 2003 9:27 pm ET
by scotch of (welcome back, bet)
dare i eat a peach?
a blue, glowing martian peach?
eat or be eaten
Haiku # 25980, January 28, 2003 9:23 pm ET
by scotch
"so you play music?
what instrument do you play?"
me: "I play the fool"
Haiku # 25979, January 28, 2003 9:18 pm ET
by scotch of (chuffed with myself for that one)
timing! that's the key
to all the best comedy
wait, i screwed that up
Haiku # 25978, January 28, 2003 9:17 pm ET
by scotch
let me demonstrate
what sheer talent truly is:
take it away, ash
Haiku # 25977, January 28, 2003 9:13 pm ET
by scotch
seems thin-skinned to me
(student of boring ennui)
short on talent too
Haiku # 25976, January 28, 2003 7:39 pm ET
by Mike likes sporting news
Male maturity?
So I am immature then
Writing on this site
Has shortened what was
Left of my patience for those
Who would be stupid
Haiku # 25975, January 28, 2003 6:19 pm ET
by A Student of Zimbabwe
Your opinions are
Not important to me so
I shall ignore them
Haiku # 25974, January 28, 2003 5:49 pm ET
by A Student of Repetition, boring? but a sign of intellect
Let's get one thing straight
I'm sure you're a nice person
But I have no proof
And I shall assume
You are standard redneck scum
And discard your views
Haiku # 25973, January 28, 2003 5:48 pm ET
by A Student of the South
dear boyish student
have you ever considered
male maturity
Haiku # 25972, January 28, 2003 5:18 pm ET
by perpetual student mentality rather BORING you see
See the callous sheep
How it affects my spelling
With its evil ways
Haiku # 25971, January 28, 2003 5:16 pm ET
by A Student of Afghanistan
See the callous sheep
How it eats the other's grass
Amd torments the dog
Haiku # 25970, January 28, 2003 5:14 pm ET
by A Student of Wales
my secret weapon?
thirty-eight then twenty two
thirty-eight again
Haiku # 25969, January 28, 2003 5:14 pm ET
by Lola
My secret weapon,
a blue bar of wonder-all,
scrubs winter away
Haiku # 25968, January 28, 2003 5:11 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
With tickets in hand
I now anxiously await
the puppy-go-round
Haiku # 25967, January 28, 2003 5:06 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Swirling to my waist
like my feet upon the sky
a color so blue
Haiku # 25966, January 28, 2003 4:59 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Sky went nuclear
with millions of tiny flakes
a winter snow-bomb
Haiku # 25965, January 28, 2003 4:54 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
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