Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

she lay gutted there
the flesh covered in semen
remains left to rot
Haiku # 26060, January 31, 2003 11:28 pm ET
by alina of nyc
she lay gutted there
the flesh covered in semen
remains left to rot
Haiku # 26059, January 31, 2003 11:26 pm ET
by alina of nyc
TEST
Haiku # 26058, January 31, 2003 10:22 pm ET
by tester
this morning my boss
laid down and told me his dream
was that my review?
Haiku # 26057, January 31, 2003 7:22 pm ET
by scotch of must be casual friday...
With measurements 5-
7-5, hope Miss Haiku
wins for her talent
Haiku # 26056, January 16, 2000 2:23 pm ET
by onjaysun (tiny tiara tina)
With measurements 5-
7-5, hope Miss Haiku
wins for her talent.
Haiku # 26055, January 30, 2000 12:33 pm ET
by onjaysun (tiny tiara tina)
In piles of grey snow
and parking lot paperwork
I lost the real me
Haiku # 26054, January 5, 2000 8:41 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
In piles of paper
and parking lot snow, I lost
the organized me
Haiku # 26053, January 10, 2000 5:29 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
In piles of paper
and parking lot snow, I lost
the organized me
Haiku # 26052, January 5, 2000 2:57 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
unable to post
that was then (much earlier)
shall try again
Haiku # 26051, January 24, 2000 8:01 am ET
by anybody home?
beauty heart and soul
pathways through the fields of life
green stain still remains?
Haiku # 26050, January 3, 2000 2:14 am ET
by time for floor redo are you
beauty heart and soul
pathways through the fields of life
green stain still remains?
Haiku # 26049, January 16, 2000 7:28 am ET
by time for florr redo are you
beauty, heart and soul
pathways through the fields of life
that will lead you home
Haiku # 26048, January 14, 2000 10:29 am ET
by but won't remove green stain unfortunately
beauty, heart and soul
pathways through the fields of life
that will lead you home
Haiku # 26047, January 1, 2000 6:48 am ET
by bur won't remove green stain unfortunately
beauty, heart and soul
pathways through the fields of life
that will lead you home
Haiku # 26046, January 11, 2000 4:30 pm ET
by bur won't remove green stain unfortunately
scotch..I would simply
try and scrape it off the floor
i've had luck with that
Haiku # 26045, March 12, 2003 12:25 pm ET
by k
things shake out, and they
eventually become
less puzzling...'cept Bush!
Haiku # 26044, March 6, 2003 8:38 am ET
by k
bush is human too
just as scared as the rest of
us, and not thinking
Haiku # 26043, March 5, 2003 9:10 pm ET
by k
When in doubt, I say
Load up the planes with more bombs,
Make my daddy proud
Haiku # 26042, February 14, 2003 9:40 am ET
by Ray of Garner
thanks for the advice
but the green stain is still there
were you ironic?
Haiku # 26041, January 31, 2003 12:47 am ET
by scotch
write to please yourself
not just to fill in the blanks
with more emptiness
Haiku # 26040, January 30, 2003 10:54 pm ET
by ash
what's this peotry ?
stimulating new concept
my peony rose
Haiku # 26039, January 30, 2003 10:52 pm ET
by ash
car ran out of oil
stopped at the QUICK LUBE and they
ordered more from Bush
Haiku # 26038, January 30, 2003 5:56 pm ET
by k
i've tried everything
except looking at my toes
ah!!!! THERE I AM!
Haiku # 26037, January 30, 2003 5:51 pm ET
by k
ambiguity?
all poetry should have it
a necessity!
Haiku # 26036, January 30, 2003 3:59 pm ET
by one man's treasure and all that
people think haiku
designed to satisfy them
they are very wrong

thus the peotry
analyzed subjectively
is ambiguous
Haiku # 26035, January 30, 2003 3:34 pm ET
by [sic]soma
friend spent a lotto
dollar and won same, she's now
my new consultant
Haiku # 26034, January 30, 2003 11:48 am ET
by onjaysun (got to be better than my 401k)
Upside down bottle
hovers heavy overhead
to pull me back down
Haiku # 26033, January 30, 2003 11:33 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
I knew it was you
when skies went blue
and my flowers grew
Haiku # 26032, January 30, 2003 11:32 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
I knew it was you
when my sky teemed brilliant blue
and the flowers grew
Haiku # 26031, January 30, 2003 11:31 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Bustling hilled broadway
interupted by dump-truck
full of bowling balls
Haiku # 26030, January 30, 2003 11:27 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
After tasting dung,
the smell of moldy bread
was but heaven sent
Haiku # 26029, January 30, 2003 11:23 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
picture the present
wrapped in white -- spring bouquets
hidden underneath
Haiku # 26028, January 30, 2003 10:04 am ET
by early Valentines r us to fave poets here
I sense a lack of
Respect for others' haiku
Which is quite foolish
Haiku # 26027, January 30, 2003 8:50 am ET
by A Student of The College of Irritating Foolish People
Bottleneck:
> > > > >
> > > > > o >
> > > > >
Haiku # 26026, January 30, 2003 7:17 am ET
by R. of PT
Progress (L-R):
> > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > >
Haiku # 26025, January 30, 2003 7:16 am ET
by R. of PT
Spied for bad reasons,
but they were caught on the spot -
be more humble now !
Haiku # 26024, January 30, 2003 6:26 am ET
by R. of PT
checked my ticket but
no 85 million bucks!
back to work i go
Haiku # 26023, January 30, 2003 5:13 am ET
by k of seriously, winning the lottery would save all my problems!
my suggestion is :
iron over brown paper
it works on carpet
Haiku # 26022, January 30, 2003 2:38 am ET
by ash
i need some advice:
how do i lift a green stain
from a hardwood floor?
Haiku # 26021, January 30, 2003 2:30 am ET
by scotch of moving, hoping to get my deposit back...the stain was from a green candle
missing my true love
vegas is so far away
yet it is too close
Haiku # 26020, January 30, 2003 12:54 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
consider the facts
what you think is obsession
is irritation
Haiku # 26019, January 29, 2003 9:11 pm ET
by ash
nick, i loved the book -
but for the movie, why not
"about a monkey"
Haiku # 26018, January 29, 2003 7:37 pm ET
by scotch of hollywould
like you, i once thought
poetry would make me rich
life's a bitter pill
Haiku # 26017, January 29, 2003 7:02 pm ET
by scotch
The winners poems are
Too long, and as such they are
Ineligible
Haiku # 26016, January 29, 2003 6:29 pm ET
by A Student of I had to cut 'About A Monkey' and then you censored it
Just read their letter:
5-9-5 dollars?
I am only a student
And in the U.K.
Government screws me
University screw me
And it will cost me...
Haiku # 26015, January 29, 2003 6:24 pm ET
by A Student of My prize is worth $200 and I have to pay three times that to get it?
I'm a team player,
of course, I'm also the sole
programmer on staff
Haiku # 26014, January 29, 2003 6:24 pm ET
by k_
"be a team player!
there isn't an i in team!"
nor "accountable"*
Haiku # 26013, January 29, 2003 5:23 pm ET
by scotch of *he thinks to himself, watching the deadline slipping away...
if you can't critique
a design til it's coded,
don't critique at all
Haiku # 26012, January 29, 2003 5:13 pm ET
by scotch of as my mother used to say
when the deadline hits
they will have to accept it
how software is made
Haiku # 26011, January 29, 2003 5:04 pm ET
by scotch of nerds r us (with apologies to boston gal, etc)
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