beauty, heart and soul
pathways through the fields of life
that will lead you home

beauty, heart and soul
pathways through the fields of life
that will lead you home

scotch..I would simply
try and scrape it off the floor
i've had luck with that

things shake out, and they
eventually become
less puzzling...'cept Bush!

bush is human too
just as scared as the rest of
us, and not thinking

When in doubt, I say
Load up the planes with more bombs,
Make my daddy proud

thanks for the advice
but the green stain is still there
were you ironic?

write to please yourself
not just to fill in the blanks
with more emptiness

what's this peotry ?
stimulating new concept
my peony rose

car ran out of oil
stopped at the QUICK LUBE and they
ordered more from Bush

i've tried everything
except looking at my toes
ah!!!! THERE I AM!

ambiguity?
all poetry should have it
a necessity!

people think haiku
designed to satisfy them
they are very wrong

thus the peotry
analyzed subjectively
is ambiguous

friend spent a lotto
dollar and won same, she's now
my new consultant

Upside down bottle
hovers heavy overhead
to pull me back down

I knew it was you
when skies went blue
and my flowers grew

I knew it was you
when my sky teemed brilliant blue
and the flowers grew

Bustling hilled broadway
interupted by dump-truck
full of bowling balls

After tasting dung,
the smell of moldy bread
was but heaven sent

picture the present
wrapped in white -- spring bouquets
hidden underneath

I sense a lack of
Respect for others' haiku
Which is quite foolish

Bottleneck:
> > > > >
> > > > > o >
> > > > >

Progress (L-R):
> > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > >

Spied for bad reasons,
but they were caught on the spot -
be more humble now !

checked my ticket but
no 85 million bucks!
back to work i go

my suggestion is :
iron over brown paper
it works on carpet

i need some advice:
how do i lift a green stain
from a hardwood floor?

missing my true love
vegas is so far away
yet it is too close

consider the facts
what you think is obsession
is irritation

nick, i loved the book -
but for the movie, why not
"about a monkey"

like you, i once thought
poetry would make me rich
life's a bitter pill

The winners poems are
Too long, and as such they are
Ineligible

Just read their letter:
5-9-5 dollars?
I am only a student
And in the U.K.
Government screws me
University screw me
And it will cost me...

I'm a team player,
of course, I'm also the sole
programmer on staff

"be a team player!
there isn't an i in team!"
nor "accountable"*

if you can't critique
a design til it's coded,
don't critique at all

when the deadline hits
they will have to accept it
how software is made

let them redesign
let them discuss endlessly
i'll do it my way

my interface got
released today, it's flying
away, heading south...

found on the printer:
my interface, redesigned...
i am a mushroom

why does everyone
obsess over my haikus?
they don't? well, why not?

Goats across the street,
in private he did meet, cuz
anything thought they'd eat.

A sunny Frogtown
t-shirts, shorts, Asian tourists
checking out thrift shop

cold produces ice
cream, eggs, sugar, vanilla
= ice cream

R. produces a
constructive syllogism

new swimsuit issue
National Geographic?!
"she sells sea shells"

trailing chimney smoke
winter nears longed completion
yesterday is lost

What

Confidence can be
an excuse for laziness

Feeling confident