Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

beauty, heart and soul
pathways through the fields of life
that will lead you home
Haiku # 26047, January 1, 2000 6:48 am ET
by bur won't remove green stain unfortunately
beauty, heart and soul
pathways through the fields of life
that will lead you home
Haiku # 26046, January 11, 2000 4:30 pm ET
by bur won't remove green stain unfortunately
scotch..I would simply
try and scrape it off the floor
i've had luck with that
Haiku # 26045, March 12, 2003 12:25 pm ET
by k
things shake out, and they
eventually become
less puzzling...'cept Bush!
Haiku # 26044, March 6, 2003 8:38 am ET
by k
bush is human too
just as scared as the rest of
us, and not thinking
Haiku # 26043, March 5, 2003 9:10 pm ET
by k
When in doubt, I say
Load up the planes with more bombs,
Make my daddy proud
Haiku # 26042, February 14, 2003 9:40 am ET
by Ray of Garner
thanks for the advice
but the green stain is still there
were you ironic?
Haiku # 26041, January 31, 2003 12:47 am ET
by scotch
write to please yourself
not just to fill in the blanks
with more emptiness
Haiku # 26040, January 30, 2003 10:54 pm ET
by ash
what's this peotry ?
stimulating new concept
my peony rose
Haiku # 26039, January 30, 2003 10:52 pm ET
by ash
car ran out of oil
stopped at the QUICK LUBE and they
ordered more from Bush
Haiku # 26038, January 30, 2003 5:56 pm ET
by k
i've tried everything
except looking at my toes
ah!!!! THERE I AM!
Haiku # 26037, January 30, 2003 5:51 pm ET
by k
ambiguity?
all poetry should have it
a necessity!
Haiku # 26036, January 30, 2003 3:59 pm ET
by one man's treasure and all that
people think haiku
designed to satisfy them
they are very wrong

thus the peotry
analyzed subjectively
is ambiguous
Haiku # 26035, January 30, 2003 3:34 pm ET
by [sic]soma
friend spent a lotto
dollar and won same, she's now
my new consultant
Haiku # 26034, January 30, 2003 11:48 am ET
by onjaysun (got to be better than my 401k)
Upside down bottle
hovers heavy overhead
to pull me back down
Haiku # 26033, January 30, 2003 11:33 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
I knew it was you
when skies went blue
and my flowers grew
Haiku # 26032, January 30, 2003 11:32 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
I knew it was you
when my sky teemed brilliant blue
and the flowers grew
Haiku # 26031, January 30, 2003 11:31 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Bustling hilled broadway
interupted by dump-truck
full of bowling balls
Haiku # 26030, January 30, 2003 11:27 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
After tasting dung,
the smell of moldy bread
was but heaven sent
Haiku # 26029, January 30, 2003 11:23 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
picture the present
wrapped in white -- spring bouquets
hidden underneath
Haiku # 26028, January 30, 2003 10:04 am ET
by early Valentines r us to fave poets here
I sense a lack of
Respect for others' haiku
Which is quite foolish
Haiku # 26027, January 30, 2003 8:50 am ET
by A Student of The College of Irritating Foolish People
Bottleneck:
> > > > >
> > > > > o >
> > > > >
Haiku # 26026, January 30, 2003 7:17 am ET
by R. of PT
Progress (L-R):
> > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > >
Haiku # 26025, January 30, 2003 7:16 am ET
by R. of PT
Spied for bad reasons,
but they were caught on the spot -
be more humble now !
Haiku # 26024, January 30, 2003 6:26 am ET
by R. of PT
checked my ticket but
no 85 million bucks!
back to work i go
Haiku # 26023, January 30, 2003 5:13 am ET
by k of seriously, winning the lottery would save all my problems!
my suggestion is :
iron over brown paper
it works on carpet
Haiku # 26022, January 30, 2003 2:38 am ET
by ash
i need some advice:
how do i lift a green stain
from a hardwood floor?
Haiku # 26021, January 30, 2003 2:30 am ET
by scotch of moving, hoping to get my deposit back...the stain was from a green candle
missing my true love
vegas is so far away
yet it is too close
Haiku # 26020, January 30, 2003 12:54 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
consider the facts
what you think is obsession
is irritation
Haiku # 26019, January 29, 2003 9:11 pm ET
by ash
nick, i loved the book -
but for the movie, why not
"about a monkey"
Haiku # 26018, January 29, 2003 7:37 pm ET
by scotch of hollywould
like you, i once thought
poetry would make me rich
life's a bitter pill
Haiku # 26017, January 29, 2003 7:02 pm ET
by scotch
The winners poems are
Too long, and as such they are
Ineligible
Haiku # 26016, January 29, 2003 6:29 pm ET
by A Student of I had to cut 'About A Monkey' and then you censored it
Just read their letter:
5-9-5 dollars?
I am only a student
And in the U.K.
Government screws me
University screw me
And it will cost me...
Haiku # 26015, January 29, 2003 6:24 pm ET
by A Student of My prize is worth $200 and I have to pay three times that to get it?
I'm a team player,
of course, I'm also the sole
programmer on staff
Haiku # 26014, January 29, 2003 6:24 pm ET
by k_
"be a team player!
there isn't an i in team!"
nor "accountable"*
Haiku # 26013, January 29, 2003 5:23 pm ET
by scotch of *he thinks to himself, watching the deadline slipping away...
if you can't critique
a design til it's coded,
don't critique at all
Haiku # 26012, January 29, 2003 5:13 pm ET
by scotch of as my mother used to say
when the deadline hits
they will have to accept it
how software is made
Haiku # 26011, January 29, 2003 5:04 pm ET
by scotch of nerds r us (with apologies to boston gal, etc)
let them redesign
let them discuss endlessly
i'll do it my way
Haiku # 26010, January 29, 2003 5:03 pm ET
by scotch of (congrats, k)
my interface got
released today, it's flying
away, heading south...
Haiku # 26009, January 29, 2003 4:57 pm ET
by k_celebrating_the_monkey_off_my_back of Just obsessing over scotch's haikus
found on the printer:
my interface, redesigned...
i am a mushroom
Haiku # 26008, January 29, 2003 4:43 pm ET
by scotch of (call me a fungi)
why does everyone
obsess over my haikus?
they don't? well, why not?
Haiku # 26007, January 29, 2003 3:48 pm ET
by scotch of (neat)
Goats across the street,
in private he did meet, cuz
anything thought they'd eat.
Haiku # 26006, January 29, 2003 3:37 pm ET
by onjaysun (Nervous Goats...good name for a rock band)
A sunny Frogtown
t-shirts, shorts, Asian tourists
checking out thrift shop
Haiku # 26005, January 29, 2003 3:28 pm ET
by onjaysun (I'm at peace, he's at war)
cold produces ice
cream, eggs, sugar, vanilla
= ice cream
Haiku # 26004, January 29, 2003 12:35 pm ET
by yum!
R. produces a
constructive syllogism
Haiku # 26003, January 29, 2003 12:31 pm ET
by Garik
new swimsuit issue
National Geographic?!
"she sells sea shells"
Haiku # 26002, January 29, 2003 12:25 pm ET
by three to be exact!
trailing chimney smoke
winter nears longed completion
yesterday is lost
Haiku # 26001, January 29, 2003 11:58 am ET
by Gwen's sister
What
Haiku # 26000, January 29, 2003 11:46 am ET
by R. of PT
Confidence can be
an excuse for laziness
Haiku # 25999, January 29, 2003 11:08 am ET
by R. of PT
Feeling confident
Haiku # 25998, January 29, 2003 10:59 am ET
by R. of PT
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