Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
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so interesting
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Haiku # 26091, February 3, 2003 4:02 pm ET
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Haiku # 26090, February 3, 2003 4:02 pm ET
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Haiku # 26089, February 3, 2003 4:02 pm ET
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Haiku # 26088, February 3, 2003 4:02 pm ET
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Haiku # 26087, February 3, 2003 4:02 pm ET
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Haiku # 26086, February 3, 2003 4:02 pm ET
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Haiku # 26085, February 3, 2003 4:02 pm ET
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Haiku # 26084, February 3, 2003 4:02 pm ET
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In piles of grey snow
and parking lot paperwork
I lost the real me
Haiku # 26083, February 3, 2003 3:23 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Ode Columbia
such sadness we mourn and grieve
seven brave spirits
Haiku # 26082, February 3, 2003 2:40 pm ET
by Icarus
Ode Columbia
such sadness we mourn and grieve
seven brave spirits
Haiku # 26081, February 3, 2003 2:40 pm ET
by Icarus
monkeys reach through bars,
i throw them salted peanuts,
but they throw them back.
Haiku # 26080, February 3, 2003 2:23 pm ET
by Cornea Pete of Poopnscoop, TX
Price of gas just went
up again, George will ya start
that war already
Haiku # 26079, February 3, 2003 12:32 pm ET
by onjaysun (oops...it's about terror)
The unsung martyr
Fighting for his religion
Perishes in flames
Haiku # 26078, May 26, 2016 2:01 pm ET
by A Student of Hollow, cylindrical objects used for storing liquid
So obviously
the clock on my webserver
is really fucked up
Haiku # 26077, November 9, 2009 6:09 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
Change? What change? Non-sense!
Those vicious Cossack knights fight
against civil rights
Haiku # 26076, April 13, 1996 10:09 am ET
by R. of PT
J. flew and came back
Flew again, but once too much -
I. never returned
Haiku # 26075, January 12, 1974 7:24 am ET
by R. of PT
is it just my clock
or chronosynclastic vibe
titan's sirens sound
Haiku # 26074, January 27, 1973 6:35 am ET
by ash (with a nod to kurt vonnegut)
And I trusted you.
I woke up, you lied, I fell.
I wish I were fog.
Haiku # 26073, October 5, 2037 12:20 am ET
by anna
Yet another day alone
I listen to all thoughts
Isolation
Haiku # 26072, June 6, 2023 2:10 pm ET
by peter searle the younger of Were it rains
thinking about stains
in fabrics on floors on teeth
not on matresses
Haiku # 26071, October 16, 2012 11:33 am ET
by mellie
Le bon ha
Haiku # 26070, September 10, 2008 2:10 am ET
by d' Abrigeon J. Louis of France
Le bon ha
Haiku # 26069, March 14, 2008 10:25 am ET
by d' Abrigeon J. Louis of France
Le bon ha
Haiku # 26068, January 2, 2008 1:47 pm ET
by d' Abrigeon J. Louis of France
Eden menuchato
bein shaar tzaddikei olam -
Kol tuv, Ilan...
Haiku # 26067, June 25, 1992 4:44 pm ET
by R. of PT
Bruises on my breasts
People will think you beat me
Oh, what they don't know
Haiku # 26066, September 14, 1977 10:45 am ET
by sweetbetty of Cali
Squirming and mewling
The kitten fights against me
I chew on its head
Haiku # 26065, August 18, 1972 2:38 am ET
by Chris
it seems that time flies
or i write in a worm hole
back to the future
Haiku # 26064, February 6, 2033 8:53 am ET
by ash
amidst confusion
in the black heart of despair
see the funny side
Haiku # 26063, October 10, 2031 1:11 pm ET
by ash
where there was once some
a little nothing came back
emptying something
.
now theres even less
spaces where nothing once was
dancing in the void
Haiku # 26062, August 28, 2012 4:57 am ET
by [sic]soma
The Orient food
spices to make me forget
I want to forget
forget

Haiku # 26061, February 1, 2003 12:00 am ET
by anna
she lay gutted there
the flesh covered in semen
remains left to rot
Haiku # 26060, January 31, 2003 11:28 pm ET
by alina of nyc
she lay gutted there
the flesh covered in semen
remains left to rot
Haiku # 26059, January 31, 2003 11:26 pm ET
by alina of nyc
TEST
Haiku # 26058, January 31, 2003 10:22 pm ET
by tester
this morning my boss
laid down and told me his dream
was that my review?
Haiku # 26057, January 31, 2003 7:22 pm ET
by scotch of must be casual friday...
With measurements 5-
7-5, hope Miss Haiku
wins for her talent
Haiku # 26056, January 16, 2000 2:23 pm ET
by onjaysun (tiny tiara tina)
With measurements 5-
7-5, hope Miss Haiku
wins for her talent.
Haiku # 26055, January 30, 2000 12:33 pm ET
by onjaysun (tiny tiara tina)
In piles of grey snow
and parking lot paperwork
I lost the real me
Haiku # 26054, January 5, 2000 8:41 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
In piles of paper
and parking lot snow, I lost
the organized me
Haiku # 26053, January 10, 2000 5:29 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
In piles of paper
and parking lot snow, I lost
the organized me
Haiku # 26052, January 5, 2000 2:57 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
unable to post
that was then (much earlier)
shall try again
Haiku # 26051, January 24, 2000 8:01 am ET
by anybody home?
beauty heart and soul
pathways through the fields of life
green stain still remains?
Haiku # 26050, January 3, 2000 2:14 am ET
by time for floor redo are you
beauty heart and soul
pathways through the fields of life
green stain still remains?
Haiku # 26049, January 16, 2000 7:28 am ET
by time for florr redo are you
beauty, heart and soul
pathways through the fields of life
that will lead you home
Haiku # 26048, January 14, 2000 10:29 am ET
by but won't remove green stain unfortunately
beauty, heart and soul
pathways through the fields of life
that will lead you home
Haiku # 26047, January 1, 2000 6:48 am ET
by bur won't remove green stain unfortunately
beauty, heart and soul
pathways through the fields of life
that will lead you home
Haiku # 26046, January 11, 2000 4:30 pm ET
by bur won't remove green stain unfortunately
scotch..I would simply
try and scrape it off the floor
i've had luck with that
Haiku # 26045, March 12, 2003 12:25 pm ET
by k
things shake out, and they
eventually become
less puzzling...'cept Bush!
Haiku # 26044, March 6, 2003 8:38 am ET
by k
bush is human too
just as scared as the rest of
us, and not thinking
Haiku # 26043, March 5, 2003 9:10 pm ET
by k
When in doubt, I say
Load up the planes with more bombs,
Make my daddy proud
Haiku # 26042, February 14, 2003 9:40 am ET
by Ray of Garner
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