Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

Give her randomly
priced, blood-linked sparkle and you'll
like get some fer shurr!
Haiku # 26107, February 4, 2003 3:33 pm ET
by onjaysun (put in a little effort guys)
Up amongst the clouds
Flying free, liberation
Killing iraqis
Haiku # 26106, February 4, 2003 2:33 pm ET
by A Student of Sense
Too close together
his eyes are...didn't Babs Bush
have good birthin' hips?
Haiku # 26105, February 4, 2003 2:27 pm ET
by onjaysun (Messin' wit Texas)
chicks in bikinis
ducks in formal tuxedos
dog wearing a hat
Haiku # 26104, February 4, 2003 1:52 pm ET
by George Orwell
my friend is German,
he writes about his girlfriend,
i hope they both stay
Haiku # 26103, February 4, 2003 1:06 pm ET
by Cornea Pete of Poopnscoop, TX
you are beautiful,
would you go out... oops, sorry,
i spit in your eye
Haiku # 26102, February 4, 2003 12:59 pm ET
by Cornea Pete of Poopnscoop, TX
umm...Ray, last time i
checked, 'twas February,
no leaves on trees yet.
Haiku # 26101, February 4, 2003 12:37 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Spring is upon us,
bringing the warmth of summer,
chicks in bikinis
Haiku # 26100, February 4, 2003 9:26 am ET
by Ray of Garner
The eagle soars high
It preys on weaker creatures
But sometimes it falls
Haiku # 26099, February 4, 2003 7:42 am ET
by A Student of Guadeloupe
astronauts flamb
Haiku # 26098, February 4, 2003 7:00 am ET
by ash
the clock is ticking
it's not the end of the world
but it might soon be
Haiku # 26097, February 4, 2003 6:46 am ET
by ash (for janis)
Graphical poems,
multilingual haikus, and
Haiku # 26096, February 4, 2003 5:05 am ET
by R. of PT
PT number six -
R. made it to haiku elite -
Quality should grow
Haiku # 26095, February 4, 2003 5:00 am ET
by R. of PT
had something to write,
all weekend, website was down.
now i forgot it.
Haiku # 26094, February 4, 2003 2:57 am ET
by Garik
Really bad problem
With system clock on server
Is it ok now?
Haiku # 26093, February 3, 2003 8:28 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Onward through the rain
To the city built of gold
Where the old man waits
Haiku # 26092, February 3, 2003 5:35 pm ET
by A Student of Fools
so interesting
post now then wait a few days
VOILA! a surprise!
Haiku # 26091, February 3, 2003 4:02 pm ET
by totally unrelated date
so interesting
post now then wait a few days
VOILA! a surprise!
Haiku # 26090, February 3, 2003 4:02 pm ET
by totally unrelated date
so interesting
post now then wait a few days
VOILA! a surprise!
Haiku # 26089, February 3, 2003 4:02 pm ET
by totally unrelated date
so interesting
post now then wait a few days
VOILA! a surprise!
Haiku # 26088, February 3, 2003 4:02 pm ET
by totally unrelated date
so interesting
post now then wait a few days
VOILA! a surprise!
Haiku # 26087, February 3, 2003 4:02 pm ET
by totally unrelated date
so interesting
post now then wait a few days
VOILA! a surprise!
Haiku # 26086, February 3, 2003 4:02 pm ET
by totally unrelated date
so interesting
post now then wait a few days
VOILA! a surprise!
Haiku # 26085, February 3, 2003 4:02 pm ET
by totally unrelated date
so interesting
post now then wait a few days
VOILA! a surprise!
Haiku # 26084, February 3, 2003 4:02 pm ET
by totally unrelated date
In piles of grey snow
and parking lot paperwork
I lost the real me
Haiku # 26083, February 3, 2003 3:23 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Ode Columbia
such sadness we mourn and grieve
seven brave spirits
Haiku # 26082, February 3, 2003 2:40 pm ET
by Icarus
Ode Columbia
such sadness we mourn and grieve
seven brave spirits
Haiku # 26081, February 3, 2003 2:40 pm ET
by Icarus
monkeys reach through bars,
i throw them salted peanuts,
but they throw them back.
Haiku # 26080, February 3, 2003 2:23 pm ET
by Cornea Pete of Poopnscoop, TX
Price of gas just went
up again, George will ya start
that war already
Haiku # 26079, February 3, 2003 12:32 pm ET
by onjaysun (oops...it's about terror)
The unsung martyr
Fighting for his religion
Perishes in flames
Haiku # 26078, May 26, 2016 2:01 pm ET
by A Student of Hollow, cylindrical objects used for storing liquid
So obviously
the clock on my webserver
is really fucked up
Haiku # 26077, November 9, 2009 6:09 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
Change? What change? Non-sense!
Those vicious Cossack knights fight
against civil rights
Haiku # 26076, April 13, 1996 10:09 am ET
by R. of PT
J. flew and came back
Flew again, but once too much -
I. never returned
Haiku # 26075, January 12, 1974 7:24 am ET
by R. of PT
is it just my clock
or chronosynclastic vibe
titan's sirens sound
Haiku # 26074, January 27, 1973 6:35 am ET
by ash (with a nod to kurt vonnegut)
And I trusted you.
I woke up, you lied, I fell.
I wish I were fog.
Haiku # 26073, October 5, 2037 12:20 am ET
by anna
Yet another day alone
I listen to all thoughts
Isolation
Haiku # 26072, June 6, 2023 2:10 pm ET
by peter searle the younger of Were it rains
thinking about stains
in fabrics on floors on teeth
not on matresses
Haiku # 26071, October 16, 2012 11:33 am ET
by mellie
Le bon ha
Haiku # 26070, September 10, 2008 2:10 am ET
by d' Abrigeon J. Louis of France
Le bon ha
Haiku # 26069, March 14, 2008 10:25 am ET
by d' Abrigeon J. Louis of France
Le bon ha
Haiku # 26068, January 2, 2008 1:47 pm ET
by d' Abrigeon J. Louis of France
Eden menuchato
bein shaar tzaddikei olam -
Kol tuv, Ilan...
Haiku # 26067, June 25, 1992 4:44 pm ET
by R. of PT
Bruises on my breasts
People will think you beat me
Oh, what they don't know
Haiku # 26066, September 14, 1977 10:45 am ET
by sweetbetty of Cali
Squirming and mewling
The kitten fights against me
I chew on its head
Haiku # 26065, August 18, 1972 2:38 am ET
by Chris
it seems that time flies
or i write in a worm hole
back to the future
Haiku # 26064, February 6, 2033 8:53 am ET
by ash
amidst confusion
in the black heart of despair
see the funny side
Haiku # 26063, October 10, 2031 1:11 pm ET
by ash
where there was once some
a little nothing came back
emptying something
.
now theres even less
spaces where nothing once was
dancing in the void
Haiku # 26062, August 28, 2012 4:57 am ET
by [sic]soma
The Orient food
spices to make me forget
I want to forget
forget

Haiku # 26061, February 1, 2003 12:00 am ET
by anna
she lay gutted there
the flesh covered in semen
remains left to rot
Haiku # 26060, January 31, 2003 11:28 pm ET
by alina of nyc
she lay gutted there
the flesh covered in semen
remains left to rot
Haiku # 26059, January 31, 2003 11:26 pm ET
by alina of nyc
TEST
Haiku # 26058, January 31, 2003 10:22 pm ET
by tester
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