Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 74 Days and 78047 Haiku later...
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 74 Days and 78047 Haiku later...
waiting for the spring
seeds of frogs (those polliwogs)
robins seek their mates
seeds of frogs (those polliwogs)
robins seek their mates
by
to think eight hours
of tantric wasn't enough,
now must look for G
of tantric wasn't enough,
now must look for G
by
It took ten minutes
and seventy-seven pack hounds
to find the g-spot
and seventy-seven pack hounds
to find the g-spot
by
How did I get here?
beer cans, ashes strewn about
a floor full of clowns
beer cans, ashes strewn about
a floor full of clowns
by
In piles of grey snow
and parking lot paperwork
I lost the real me
and parking lot paperwork
I lost the real me
by
I cannot move much,
I cannot walk very far,
I have shit my pants.
I cannot walk very far,
I have shit my pants.
by of South Yorkshire
by
Besides, the thousands
of starving cannot afford
to buy the product
of starving cannot afford
to buy the product
by
I think microwave
astronaut popcorn sells well
out in TV land
astronaut popcorn sells well
out in TV land
by
bottoms up, salut!
purrrring with delight, as in
chillin like villians...
...my good comrades...
purrrring with delight, as in
chillin like villians...
...my good comrades...
by of Stoli country
bottoms up to you
stoli's (chilled) in the freezer
keeps this cat so cool
stoli's (chilled) in the freezer
keeps this cat so cool
by
The humble drones work
Tirelessly for their master
Their glorious queen
Tirelessly for their master
Their glorious queen
by of Venezuela
pigs in warm blankets
prickly sheep are without coats
vodka warms this cat well
prickly sheep are without coats
vodka warms this cat well
by
February rain
new furrows ridge empty fields
hopeful for the spring
new furrows ridge empty fields
hopeful for the spring
by
February rain
seems my Valentine is lost
it's a cryin' shame
seems my Valentine is lost
it's a cryin' shame
by
Give her randomly
priced, blood-linked sparkle and you'll
like get some fer shurr!
priced, blood-linked sparkle and you'll
like get some fer shurr!
by
Up amongst the clouds
Flying free, liberation
Killing iraqis
Flying free, liberation
Killing iraqis
by of Sense
Too close together
his eyes are...didn't Babs Bush
have good birthin' hips?
his eyes are...didn't Babs Bush
have good birthin' hips?
by
chicks in bikinis
ducks in formal tuxedos
dog wearing a hat
ducks in formal tuxedos
dog wearing a hat
by
my friend is German,
he writes about his girlfriend,
i hope they both stay
he writes about his girlfriend,
i hope they both stay
by of Poopnscoop, TX
you are beautiful,
would you go out... oops, sorry,
i spit in your eye
would you go out... oops, sorry,
i spit in your eye
by of Poopnscoop, TX
umm...Ray, last time i
checked, 'twas February,
no leaves on trees yet.
checked, 'twas February,
no leaves on trees yet.
by of Jerzey
Spring is upon us,
bringing the warmth of summer,
chicks in bikinis
bringing the warmth of summer,
chicks in bikinis
by of Garner
The eagle soars high
It preys on weaker creatures
But sometimes it falls
It preys on weaker creatures
But sometimes it falls
by of Guadeloupe
the clock is ticking
it's not the end of the world
but it might soon be
it's not the end of the world
but it might soon be
by
PT number six -
R. made it to haiku elite -
Quality should grow
R. made it to haiku elite -
Quality should grow
by of PT
had something to write,
all weekend, website was down.
now i forgot it.
all weekend, website was down.
now i forgot it.
by
Really bad problem
With system clock on server
Is it ok now?
With system clock on server
Is it ok now?
by of Toronto
Onward through the rain
To the city built of gold
Where the old man waits
To the city built of gold
Where the old man waits
by of Fools
so interesting
post now then wait a few days
VOILA! a surprise!
post now then wait a few days
VOILA! a surprise!
by
so interesting
post now then wait a few days
VOILA! a surprise!
post now then wait a few days
VOILA! a surprise!
by
so interesting
post now then wait a few days
VOILA! a surprise!
post now then wait a few days
VOILA! a surprise!
by
so interesting
post now then wait a few days
VOILA! a surprise!
post now then wait a few days
VOILA! a surprise!
by
so interesting
post now then wait a few days
VOILA! a surprise!
post now then wait a few days
VOILA! a surprise!
by
so interesting
post now then wait a few days
VOILA! a surprise!
post now then wait a few days
VOILA! a surprise!
by
so interesting
post now then wait a few days
VOILA! a surprise!
post now then wait a few days
VOILA! a surprise!
by
so interesting
post now then wait a few days
VOILA! a surprise!
post now then wait a few days
VOILA! a surprise!
by
In piles of grey snow
and parking lot paperwork
I lost the real me
and parking lot paperwork
I lost the real me
by
Ode Columbia
such sadness we mourn and grieve
seven brave spirits
such sadness we mourn and grieve
seven brave spirits
by
Ode Columbia
such sadness we mourn and grieve
seven brave spirits
such sadness we mourn and grieve
seven brave spirits
by
monkeys reach through bars,
i throw them salted peanuts,
but they throw them back.
i throw them salted peanuts,
but they throw them back.
by of Poopnscoop, TX
Price of gas just went
up again, George will ya start
that war already
up again, George will ya start
that war already
by
The unsung martyr
Fighting for his religion
Perishes in flames
Fighting for his religion
Perishes in flames
by of Hollow, cylindrical objects used for storing liquid
So obviously
the clock on my webserver
is really fucked up
the clock on my webserver
is really fucked up
by of Toronto
Change? What change? Non-sense!
Those vicious Cossack knights fight
against civil rights
Those vicious Cossack knights fight
against civil rights
by of PT
J. flew and came back
Flew again, but once too much -
I. never returned
Flew again, but once too much -
I. never returned
by of PT
is it just my clock
or chronosynclastic vibe
titan's sirens sound
or chronosynclastic vibe
titan's sirens sound
by