Bad Haiku

why not
not why
a melon splits

Haiku # 26131, February 5, 2003 3:30 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

thirsting for the spring
on this barren earth they wait
pussy willowed things

Haiku # 26130, February 5, 2003 2:15 pm ET

by Ice Queen

I have, others want
But they shall not have these things
I shall see to that

Haiku # 26129, February 5, 2003 1:58 pm ET

by A Student of Nationalism

Nuclear missiles
Found in North Dakota !!! see
Onion for details

Haiku # 26128, February 5, 2003 12:34 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

World needs space shuttle
Which holds 2_8_5, million

Haiku # 26127, February 5, 2003 12:31 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

jusy to clarify
on that last haiku... say that
"rum-ba-lyn" with love

Haiku # 26126, February 5, 2003 12:03 pm ET

by ppppuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrr

How can one hate cats?
mysterious, beautiful
rumblin' with love

Haiku # 26125, February 5, 2003 12:01 pm ET

by Felix

comic cat thank you
always enjoy your little pics
and your nom de plumes

Haiku # 26124, February 5, 2003 11:58 am ET

by come out come out where ever you are

waiting for the spring
seeds of frogs (those polliwogs)
robins seek their mates

Haiku # 26123, February 5, 2003 11:56 am ET

by Robin

to think eight hours
of tantric wasn't enough,
now must look for G

Haiku # 26122, February 5, 2003 11:51 am ET

by onjaysun (I'm just too sweaty, Betty)

It took ten minutes
and seventy-seven pack hounds
to find the g-spot

Haiku # 26121, February 5, 2003 10:17 am ET

by Betty LeBomb

How did I get here?
beer cans, ashes strewn about
a floor full of clowns

Haiku # 26120, February 5, 2003 10:14 am ET

by Betty LeBomb

In piles of grey snow
and parking lot paperwork
I lost the real me

Haiku # 26119, February 5, 2003 10:11 am ET

by Betty LeBomb

I cannot move much,
I cannot walk very far,
I have shit my pants.

Haiku # 26118, February 5, 2003 8:08 am ET

by The L-Floor Boys of South Yorkshire

hair dyed red, attached
some Satyr horns, and went to
see the Devilettes....

Haiku # 26117, February 4, 2003 8:00 pm ET

by k_something_wicked_this_way_comes

I hate cats,
and moxie.

Haiku # 26116, February 4, 2003 5:56 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

Besides, the thousands
of starving cannot afford
to buy the product

Haiku # 26115, February 4, 2003 5:55 pm ET

by if it moves, market it

I think microwave
astronaut popcorn sells well
out in TV land

Haiku # 26114, February 4, 2003 5:52 pm ET

by if it moves, market it

bottoms up, salut!
purrrring with delight, as in
chillin like villians...

...my good comrades...

Haiku # 26113, February 4, 2003 5:49 pm ET

by ComiCat of Stoli country

bottoms up to you
stoli's (chilled) in the freezer
keeps this cat so cool

Haiku # 26112, February 4, 2003 4:17 pm ET

by Meeeeee-oooowww

The humble drones work
Tirelessly for their master
Their glorious queen

Haiku # 26111, February 4, 2003 4:00 pm ET

by A Student of Venezuela

pigs in warm blankets
prickly sheep are without coats
vodka warms this cat well

Haiku # 26110, February 4, 2003 3:50 pm ET

by ComiCat, Salut!

February rain
new furrows ridge empty fields
hopeful for the spring

Haiku # 26109, February 4, 2003 3:44 pm ET

by (he wasn't my true love anyway)

February rain
seems my Valentine is lost
it's a cryin' shame

Haiku # 26108, February 4, 2003 3:42 pm ET

by no prizes for me I guess

Give her randomly
priced, blood-linked sparkle and you'll
like get some fer shurr!

Haiku # 26107, February 4, 2003 3:33 pm ET

by onjaysun (put in a little effort guys)

Up amongst the clouds
Flying free, liberation
Killing iraqis

Haiku # 26106, February 4, 2003 2:33 pm ET

by A Student of Sense

Too close together
his eyes are...didn't Babs Bush
have good birthin' hips?

Haiku # 26105, February 4, 2003 2:27 pm ET

by onjaysun (Messin' wit Texas)

chicks in bikinis
ducks in formal tuxedos
dog wearing a hat

Haiku # 26104, February 4, 2003 1:52 pm ET

by George Orwell

my friend is German,
he writes about his girlfriend,
i hope they both stay

Haiku # 26103, February 4, 2003 1:06 pm ET

by Cornea Pete of Poopnscoop, TX

you are beautiful,
would you go out... oops, sorry,
i spit in your eye

Haiku # 26102, February 4, 2003 12:59 pm ET

by Cornea Pete of Poopnscoop, TX

umm...Ray, last time i
checked, 'twas February,
no leaves on trees yet.

Haiku # 26101, February 4, 2003 12:37 pm ET

by ComiCat of Jerzey

Spring is upon us,
bringing the warmth of summer,
chicks in bikinis

Haiku # 26100, February 4, 2003 9:26 am ET

by Ray of Garner

The eagle soars high
It preys on weaker creatures
But sometimes it falls

Haiku # 26099, February 4, 2003 7:42 am ET

by A Student of Guadeloupe

astronauts flamb

Haiku # 26098, February 4, 2003 7:00 am ET

by ash

the clock is ticking
it's not the end of the world
but it might soon be

Haiku # 26097, February 4, 2003 6:46 am ET

by ash (for janis)

Graphical poems,
multilingual haikus, and

Haiku # 26096, February 4, 2003 5:05 am ET

by R. of PT

PT number six -
R. made it to haiku elite -
Quality should grow

Haiku # 26095, February 4, 2003 5:00 am ET

by R. of PT

had something to write,
all weekend, website was down.
now i forgot it.

Haiku # 26094, February 4, 2003 2:57 am ET

by Garik

Really bad problem
With system clock on server
Is it ok now?

Haiku # 26093, February 3, 2003 8:28 pm ET

by Janis of Toronto

Onward through the rain
To the city built of gold
Where the old man waits

Haiku # 26092, February 3, 2003 5:35 pm ET

by A Student of Fools