Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

The free are happy
For they can do everything
Their masters let them
Haiku # 26204, February 10, 2003 1:08 pm ET
by A Student of The land of the free
You are frightening
with those big nashing-teethies
threatening to bite
Haiku # 26203, February 10, 2003 12:32 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
One neon tetra
lays listless at the bottom
warning the others
Haiku # 26202, February 10, 2003 12:29 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
The boss is coming
and together we gather
to meet our brains out
Haiku # 26201, February 10, 2003 10:23 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
I am sad not she
she was happy she had said
I'm ready to die
Haiku # 26200, February 10, 2003 7:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
she wanted to go
are you frightened I asked her
not a bit she sad
Haiku # 26199, February 10, 2003 7:41 am ET
by mellie, so long Kath
you got one thing right, you are a dick
Haiku # 26198, February 10, 2003 1:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
omfg
Haiku # 26197, February 10, 2003 1:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
too bad i am black,
my penis is much too large.
won't fit in the kids.
Haiku # 26196, February 9, 2003 11:14 pm ET
by bukkakekazi of neverland ranch
i butcher my nose,
i also lighten my skin.
what's next? breast implants?
Haiku # 26195, February 9, 2003 11:12 pm ET
by bukkakekazi of neverland ranch
do we share the bed?
you aren't ready for the truth,
the Jackson sausage.
Haiku # 26194, February 9, 2003 11:10 pm ET
by bukkakekazi of neverland ranch
it's booty time now,
it's easy as 1 2 3,
i love my children.
Haiku # 26193, February 9, 2003 11:08 pm ET
by bukkakekazi of neverland ranch
fear does not exist.
in my pedophile dojo,
Elephant Man bones...
Haiku # 26192, February 9, 2003 10:57 pm ET
by bukkakekazi of neverland ranch
now were home alone,
i fucked Mcauley Culkin.
has he a brother?
Haiku # 26191, February 9, 2003 10:48 pm ET
by bukkakekazi of neverland ranch
it's a real Thriller,
to sleep over in my bed.
it's time to Beat It...
Haiku # 26190, February 9, 2003 10:46 pm ET
by bukkakekazi of neverland ranch
we can share the bed,
do not let the sun go down,
till i get my nut
Haiku # 26189, February 9, 2003 10:43 pm ET
by bukkakekazi of neverland ranch
my DNA gun
will shoot all little children.
i'm michael jackson...
Haiku # 26188, February 9, 2003 10:40 pm ET
by bukkakekazi of neverland ranch
i am undies jim
i rock out with my cock out
feel my bitchin wrath
Haiku # 26187, February 9, 2003 8:43 pm ET
by undies jim of los angeles
He who hates others
Merely sees things he doesn't like
In them in himself
Haiku # 26186, February 9, 2003 12:42 pm ET
by A Student of "Psychology is a real degree."
that's the way it goes
it used to be us and them
now it's just u.s.
Haiku # 26185, February 9, 2003 4:56 am ET
by ash
release your ego
like your psych could defecate
no...........! constipation
Haiku # 26184, February 9, 2003 4:50 am ET
by ash (i couldn't let go)
Channel energy,
Float in anonymity,
Let go of your name.
Haiku # 26183, February 9, 2003 3:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
the us is fucked,
you should get out of there, as
soon as possible.
Haiku # 26182, February 9, 2003 3:24 am ET
by a friend, or at least someone who likes your haiku
I hated moxie,
but then I became moxie,
what WILL I poem?
Haiku # 26181, February 9, 2003 3:15 am ET
by woe is me, I killed Kennedy ! and then myself
Lightning has struck me
right upon my sister
and burnt out my lights
Haiku # 26180, February 9, 2003 12:51 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
What would you poem
in thousands of these boxes
if Moxie were gone?
Haiku # 26179, February 9, 2003 12:33 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
my mind is at war,
countries within my own skull,
spit fire and die.
Haiku # 26178, February 8, 2003 12:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
might moxie be a
smart bomb? aimed at bad haiku?
smart? no forget it
Haiku # 26177, February 8, 2003 12:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
love, trust, pixie dust,
hug an Iraqi today,
then take a long bath
Haiku # 26176, February 8, 2003 12:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
moxie is an Iraqi
Haiku # 26175, February 8, 2003 12:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Iraqis do not respect,
the laws of seventeen syllables,
let us kill their children
Haiku # 26174, February 8, 2003 12:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
puffs of white meringue
billow from Iraqi daycares
smart bombs love sweet targets
Haiku # 26173, February 8, 2003 12:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Bush and his crooked
election...Clinton and his
crooked erection
Haiku # 26172, February 8, 2003 12:01 pm ET
by and ever the twain shall meet
puffs of white meringue
crystal confectionaries
billow on the trees
Haiku # 26171, February 8, 2003 10:02 am ET
by Gwenhyfar
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 26170, February 7, 2003 7:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The man who took over
by a crooked election, replaced a
man who simply had a crooked erection (clinton)
Haiku # 26169, February 7, 2003 7:45 pm ET
by somewhere there is a really bad haiku in this
Betty, that nerdy
guy in Mayberry? I'll stick
with my main man Floyd
Haiku # 26168, February 7, 2003 3:13 pm ET
by onjaysun (Barbers keep theirs in blue water)
Should we remove man
who wins crooked election?...
yeah and Saddam too!
Haiku # 26167, February 7, 2003 3:07 pm ET
by onjaysun (thanks Dave)
snowfall at twilight
whiter than the crest of waves
melting in the sea
Haiku # 26166, February 7, 2003 2:21 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
Coming from the haze
is a light blue radio
beacon of Howard
Haiku # 26165, February 7, 2003 1:06 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
"But Tony" I say
"That's just excerpts from writings
"Published long ago."
Haiku # 26164, February 7, 2003 10:01 am ET
by A Student of If every iraqi is dead who will Saddam rule?
Look see! Evidence!
From our top undercover
Operatives. See!
Haiku # 26163, February 7, 2003 9:59 am ET
by A Student of Blair Blair Blair
My guts are tender,
I had a curry last night,
I need the toilet
Haiku # 26162, February 7, 2003 9:54 am ET
by L-Floor Boys again cause I'm bored of South Yorkshire
if that's her name yes
I would call her Sheila then
but otherwise not
Haiku # 26161, February 7, 2003 3:26 am ET
by mellie, a queensland sheila ? come on now Ash :-)
has anyone seen my penis?
apparently i was neutered by maestro...
Haiku # 26160, February 7, 2003 2:13 am ET
by ComiCat, what happened to my...? of Jerzey
it's a big "fuck you"
to Bush to have as many
people there that day
Haiku # 26159, February 7, 2003 12:47 am ET
by k of san francisco
next peace march is on
feb 16, anyone here
marching against war?
Haiku # 26158, February 7, 2003 12:45 am ET
by k of san francisco
bush's "evidence"
was widely laughed at today
yet war is coming.....
Haiku # 26157, February 7, 2003 12:44 am ET
by k
watching m.jackson
docu...he still has the kids
"sleeping over" SHIT!
Haiku # 26156, February 7, 2003 12:43 am ET
by k of seriously, the man is clearly a pedophile
we don't say sheila
not since the nineteen sixties
except for queensland
Haiku # 26155, February 6, 2003 10:26 pm ET
by ash
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