Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

my mind is at war,
countries within my own skull,
spit fire and die.
Haiku # 26178, February 8, 2003 12:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
might moxie be a
smart bomb? aimed at bad haiku?
smart? no forget it
Haiku # 26177, February 8, 2003 12:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
love, trust, pixie dust,
hug an Iraqi today,
then take a long bath
Haiku # 26176, February 8, 2003 12:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
moxie is an Iraqi
Haiku # 26175, February 8, 2003 12:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Iraqis do not respect,
the laws of seventeen syllables,
let us kill their children
Haiku # 26174, February 8, 2003 12:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
puffs of white meringue
billow from Iraqi daycares
smart bombs love sweet targets
Haiku # 26173, February 8, 2003 12:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Bush and his crooked
election...Clinton and his
crooked erection
Haiku # 26172, February 8, 2003 12:01 pm ET
by and ever the twain shall meet
puffs of white meringue
crystal confectionaries
billow on the trees
Haiku # 26171, February 8, 2003 10:02 am ET
by Gwenhyfar
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 26170, February 7, 2003 7:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The man who took over
by a crooked election, replaced a
man who simply had a crooked erection (clinton)
Haiku # 26169, February 7, 2003 7:45 pm ET
by somewhere there is a really bad haiku in this
Betty, that nerdy
guy in Mayberry? I'll stick
with my main man Floyd
Haiku # 26168, February 7, 2003 3:13 pm ET
by onjaysun (Barbers keep theirs in blue water)
Should we remove man
who wins crooked election?...
yeah and Saddam too!
Haiku # 26167, February 7, 2003 3:07 pm ET
by onjaysun (thanks Dave)
snowfall at twilight
whiter than the crest of waves
melting in the sea
Haiku # 26166, February 7, 2003 2:21 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
Coming from the haze
is a light blue radio
beacon of Howard
Haiku # 26165, February 7, 2003 1:06 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
"But Tony" I say
"That's just excerpts from writings
"Published long ago."
Haiku # 26164, February 7, 2003 10:01 am ET
by A Student of If every iraqi is dead who will Saddam rule?
Look see! Evidence!
From our top undercover
Operatives. See!
Haiku # 26163, February 7, 2003 9:59 am ET
by A Student of Blair Blair Blair
My guts are tender,
I had a curry last night,
I need the toilet
Haiku # 26162, February 7, 2003 9:54 am ET
by L-Floor Boys again cause I'm bored of South Yorkshire
if that's her name yes
I would call her Sheila then
but otherwise not
Haiku # 26161, February 7, 2003 3:26 am ET
by mellie, a queensland sheila ? come on now Ash :-)
has anyone seen my penis?
apparently i was neutered by maestro...
Haiku # 26160, February 7, 2003 2:13 am ET
by ComiCat, what happened to my...? of Jerzey
it's a big "fuck you"
to Bush to have as many
people there that day
Haiku # 26159, February 7, 2003 12:47 am ET
by k of san francisco
next peace march is on
feb 16, anyone here
marching against war?
Haiku # 26158, February 7, 2003 12:45 am ET
by k of san francisco
bush's "evidence"
was widely laughed at today
yet war is coming.....
Haiku # 26157, February 7, 2003 12:44 am ET
by k
watching m.jackson
docu...he still has the kids
"sleeping over" SHIT!
Haiku # 26156, February 7, 2003 12:43 am ET
by k of seriously, the man is clearly a pedophile
we don't say sheila
not since the nineteen sixties
except for queensland
Haiku # 26155, February 6, 2003 10:26 pm ET
by ash
on waitangi day
i'll get a blanket then, eh
you'll get the country
Haiku # 26154, February 6, 2003 10:24 pm ET
by ash
WWI
then WW2
W says 3 next
Haiku # 26153, February 6, 2003 9:48 pm ET
by kevin
bush son of a bush,
Bringing the world to the brink,
In such a short time.

Haiku # 26152, February 6, 2003 9:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
chased by rogue monkeys
bannanas do not deter
must find the lions
Haiku # 26151, February 6, 2003 7:53 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
Server just went down
it now lies on the carpet
with digital back-pain
Haiku # 26150, February 6, 2003 6:11 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Pick up bread, eggs, milk
send birthday e-mail to joe
buy some more post-its
Haiku # 26149, February 6, 2003 6:09 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Blue plastic headphones
protect me from the cold rain
from my inner pain
Haiku # 26148, February 6, 2003 6:07 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
ComiCat a she?
or as ya Aussies do say
is it a Sheila?
Haiku # 26147, February 6, 2003 5:53 pm ET
by someone who thought otherwise
What to do, buy now
or wait for those great After
Waitangi Day Sales?
Haiku # 26146, February 6, 2003 2:50 pm ET
by onjaysun (a Kiweird Treaty thing)
The condor flies home
To feed its newborn children
But they are absent
Haiku # 26145, February 6, 2003 2:13 pm ET
by A Student of Skegness
I dub ComiCat
The Enola Gay Payload
For she is tha bomb
Haiku # 26144, February 6, 2003 2:03 pm ET
by maestro
fucketh off damned moxie
Haiku # 26143, February 6, 2003 1:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i bid ye farewell
opiate haze doth beckon
embrace pulchritude
Haiku # 26142, February 6, 2003 1:10 pm ET
by maestro
terse apology
provides deficient amends
for prior horseshite
Haiku # 26141, February 6, 2003 1:07 pm ET
by maestro
the Void is not filled
with hollow thoughts aplenty
though, cannot expand
Haiku # 26140, February 6, 2003 1:05 pm ET
by maestro
my absence of care
evinced in repetition
i should surrender
Haiku # 26139, February 6, 2003 1:01 pm ET
by maestro
my haiku do blow
impaired by toxins again
can't pretend to care
Haiku # 26138, February 6, 2003 12:59 pm ET
by maestro
Fuck current events
Political codswallop
Pursue aesthetics
Haiku # 26137, February 6, 2003 12:58 pm ET
by maestro
grotesquerie reigns
where elegance once governed
does anyone care?
Haiku # 26136, February 6, 2003 12:53 pm ET
by maestro
Tried "R. of PT" -
Bad haiku and formulas,
such sad history
Haiku # 26135, February 6, 2003 9:20 am ET
by R. of PT
google yourself too
it's interesting to note
all our histories
Haiku # 26134, February 5, 2003 5:59 pm ET
by first and last name
Start like a spider
each soft curve leads to the next
and just google me
Haiku # 26133, February 5, 2003 5:34 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
this site sucks
in sight of my self sucking
Haiku # 26132, February 5, 2003 3:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
why not
not why
a melon splits
Haiku # 26131, February 5, 2003 3:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
thirsting for the spring
on this barren earth they wait
pussy willowed things
Haiku # 26130, February 5, 2003 2:15 pm ET
by Ice Queen
I have, others want
But they shall not have these things
I shall see to that
Haiku # 26129, February 5, 2003 1:58 pm ET
by A Student of Nationalism
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