my DNA gun
will shoot all little children.
i'm michael jackson...

i am undies jim
i rock out with my cock out
feel my bitchin wrath

He who hates others
Merely sees things he doesn't like
In them in himself

that's the way it goes
it used to be us and them
now it's just u.s.

release your ego
like your psych could defecate
no...........! constipation

Channel energy,
Float in anonymity,
Let go of your name.

the us is fucked,
you should get out of there, as
soon as possible.

I hated moxie,
but then I became moxie,
what WILL I poem?

Lightning has struck me
right upon my sister
and burnt out my lights

What would you poem
in thousands of these boxes
if Moxie were gone?

my mind is at war,
countries within my own skull,
spit fire and die.

might moxie be a
smart bomb? aimed at bad haiku?
smart? no forget it

love, trust, pixie dust,
hug an Iraqi today,
then take a long bath

moxie is an Iraqi

Iraqis do not respect,
the laws of seventeen syllables,
let us kill their children

puffs of white meringue
billow from Iraqi daycares
smart bombs love sweet targets

Bush and his crooked
election...Clinton and his
crooked erection

puffs of white meringue
crystal confectionaries
billow on the trees

fuck off moxie

The man who took over
by a crooked election, replaced a
man who simply had a crooked erection (clinton)

Betty, that nerdy
guy in Mayberry? I'll stick
with my main man Floyd

Should we remove man
who wins crooked election?...
yeah and Saddam too!

snowfall at twilight
whiter than the crest of waves
melting in the sea

Coming from the haze
is a light blue radio
beacon of Howard

"But Tony" I say
"That's just excerpts from writings
"Published long ago."

Look see! Evidence!
From our top undercover
Operatives. See!

My guts are tender,
I had a curry last night,
I need the toilet

if that's her name yes
I would call her Sheila then
but otherwise not

it's a big "fuck you"
to Bush to have as many
people there that day

next peace march is on
feb 16, anyone here
marching against war?

bush's "evidence"
was widely laughed at today
yet war is coming.....

watching m.jackson
docu...he still has the kids
"sleeping over" SHIT!

we don't say sheila
not since the nineteen sixties
except for queensland

on waitangi day
i'll get a blanket then, eh
you'll get the country

WWI
then WW2
W says 3 next

bush son of a bush,
Bringing the world to the brink,
In such a short time.

chased by rogue monkeys
bannanas do not deter
must find the lions

Server just went down
it now lies on the carpet
with digital back-pain

Pick up bread, eggs, milk
send birthday e-mail to joe
buy some more post-its

Blue plastic headphones
protect me from the cold rain
from my inner pain

ComiCat a she?
or as ya Aussies do say
is it a Sheila?

What to do, buy now
or wait for those great After
Waitangi Day Sales?

The condor flies home
To feed its newborn children
But they are absent

I dub ComiCat
The Enola Gay Payload
For she is tha bomb

fucketh off damned moxie

i bid ye farewell
opiate haze doth beckon
embrace pulchritude

terse apology
provides deficient amends
for prior horseshite

the Void is not filled
with hollow thoughts aplenty
though, cannot expand

my absence of care
evinced in repetition
i should surrender