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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 74 Days and 78047 Haiku later...
I am sad not she
she was happy she had said
I'm ready to die
Haiku # 26200 February 10, 2003 7:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
she wanted to go
are you frightened I asked her
not a bit she sad
Haiku # 26199 February 10, 2003 7:41 am ET
by mellie, so long Kath
you got one thing right, you are a dick
Haiku # 26198 February 10, 2003 1:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
omfg
Haiku # 26197 February 10, 2003 1:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
too bad i am black,
my penis is much too large.
won't fit in the kids.
Haiku # 26196 February 9, 2003 11:14 pm ET
by bukkakekazi of neverland ranch
i butcher my nose,
i also lighten my skin.
what's next? breast implants?
Haiku # 26195 February 9, 2003 11:12 pm ET
by bukkakekazi of neverland ranch
do we share the bed?
you aren't ready for the truth,
the Jackson sausage.
Haiku # 26194 February 9, 2003 11:10 pm ET
by bukkakekazi of neverland ranch
it's booty time now,
it's easy as 1 2 3,
i love my children.
Haiku # 26193 February 9, 2003 11:08 pm ET
by bukkakekazi of neverland ranch
fear does not exist.
in my pedophile dojo,
Elephant Man bones...
Haiku # 26192 February 9, 2003 10:57 pm ET
by bukkakekazi of neverland ranch
now were home alone,
i fucked Mcauley Culkin.
has he a brother?
Haiku # 26191 February 9, 2003 10:48 pm ET
by bukkakekazi of neverland ranch
it's a real Thriller,
to sleep over in my bed.
it's time to Beat It...
Haiku # 26190 February 9, 2003 10:46 pm ET
by bukkakekazi of neverland ranch
we can share the bed,
do not let the sun go down,
till i get my nut
Haiku # 26189 February 9, 2003 10:43 pm ET
by bukkakekazi of neverland ranch
my DNA gun
will shoot all little children.
i'm michael jackson...
Haiku # 26188 February 9, 2003 10:40 pm ET
by bukkakekazi of neverland ranch
i am undies jim
i rock out with my cock out
feel my bitchin wrath
Haiku # 26187 February 9, 2003 8:43 pm ET
by undies jim of los angeles
He who hates others
Merely sees things he doesn't like
In them in himself
Haiku # 26186 February 9, 2003 12:42 pm ET
by A Student of "Psychology is a real degree."
that's the way it goes
it used to be us and them
now it's just u.s.
Haiku # 26185 February 9, 2003 4:56 am ET
by ash
release your ego
like your psych could defecate
no...........! constipation
Haiku # 26184 February 9, 2003 4:50 am ET
by ash (i couldn't let go)
Channel energy,
Float in anonymity,
Let go of your name.
Haiku # 26183 February 9, 2003 3:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
the us is fucked,
you should get out of there, as
soon as possible.
Haiku # 26182 February 9, 2003 3:24 am ET
by a friend, or at least someone who likes your haiku
I hated moxie,
but then I became moxie,
what WILL I poem?
Haiku # 26181 February 9, 2003 3:15 am ET
by woe is me, I killed Kennedy ! and then myself
Lightning has struck me
right upon my sister
and burnt out my lights
Haiku # 26180 February 9, 2003 12:51 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
What would you poem
in thousands of these boxes
if Moxie were gone?
Haiku # 26179 February 9, 2003 12:33 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
my mind is at war,
countries within my own skull,
spit fire and die.
Haiku # 26178 February 8, 2003 12:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
might moxie be a
smart bomb? aimed at bad haiku?
smart? no forget it
Haiku # 26177 February 8, 2003 12:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
love, trust, pixie dust,
hug an Iraqi today,
then take a long bath
Haiku # 26176 February 8, 2003 12:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
moxie is an Iraqi
Haiku # 26175 February 8, 2003 12:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Iraqis do not respect,
the laws of seventeen syllables,
let us kill their children
Haiku # 26174 February 8, 2003 12:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
puffs of white meringue
billow from Iraqi daycares
smart bombs love sweet targets
Haiku # 26173 February 8, 2003 12:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Bush and his crooked
election...Clinton and his
crooked erection
Haiku # 26172 February 8, 2003 12:01 pm ET
by and ever the twain shall meet
puffs of white meringue
crystal confectionaries
billow on the trees
Haiku # 26171 February 8, 2003 10:02 am ET
by Gwenhyfar
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 26170 February 7, 2003 7:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The man who took over
by a crooked election, replaced a
man who simply had a crooked erection (clinton)
Haiku # 26169 February 7, 2003 7:45 pm ET
by somewhere there is a really bad haiku in this
Betty, that nerdy
guy in Mayberry? I'll stick
with my main man Floyd
Haiku # 26168 February 7, 2003 3:13 pm ET
by onjaysun (Barbers keep theirs in blue water)
Should we remove man
who wins crooked election?...
yeah and Saddam too!
Haiku # 26167 February 7, 2003 3:07 pm ET
by onjaysun (thanks Dave)
snowfall at twilight
whiter than the crest of waves
melting in the sea
Haiku # 26166 February 7, 2003 2:21 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
Coming from the haze
is a light blue radio
beacon of Howard
Haiku # 26165 February 7, 2003 1:06 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
"But Tony" I say
"That's just excerpts from writings
"Published long ago."
Haiku # 26164 February 7, 2003 10:01 am ET
by A Student of If every iraqi is dead who will Saddam rule?
Look see! Evidence!
From our top undercover
Operatives. See!
Haiku # 26163 February 7, 2003 9:59 am ET
by A Student of Blair Blair Blair
My guts are tender,
I had a curry last night,
I need the toilet
Haiku # 26162 February 7, 2003 9:54 am ET
by L-Floor Boys again cause I'm bored of South Yorkshire
if that's her name yes
I would call her Sheila then
but otherwise not
Haiku # 26161 February 7, 2003 3:26 am ET
by mellie, a queensland sheila ? come on now Ash :-)
has anyone seen my penis?
apparently i was neutered by maestro...
Haiku # 26160 February 7, 2003 2:13 am ET
by ComiCat, what happened to my...? of Jerzey
it's a big "fuck you"
to Bush to have as many
people there that day
Haiku # 26159 February 7, 2003 12:47 am ET
by k of san francisco
next peace march is on
feb 16, anyone here
marching against war?
Haiku # 26158 February 7, 2003 12:45 am ET
by k of san francisco
bush's "evidence"
was widely laughed at today
yet war is coming.....
Haiku # 26157 February 7, 2003 12:44 am ET
by k
watching m.jackson
docu...he still has the kids
"sleeping over" SHIT!
Haiku # 26156 February 7, 2003 12:43 am ET
by k of seriously, the man is clearly a pedophile
we don't say sheila
not since the nineteen sixties
except for queensland
Haiku # 26155 February 6, 2003 10:26 pm ET
by ash
on waitangi day
i'll get a blanket then, eh
you'll get the country
Haiku # 26154 February 6, 2003 10:24 pm ET
by ash
WWI
then WW2
W says 3 next
Haiku # 26153 February 6, 2003 9:48 pm ET
by kevin
bush son of a bush,
Bringing the world to the brink,
In such a short time.

Haiku # 26152 February 6, 2003 9:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
chased by rogue monkeys
bannanas do not deter
must find the lions
Haiku # 26151 February 6, 2003 7:53 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX