i was wondering
just where have you bin (laden) ?
we've been missing you
by ash
all war and no say
certainly distracts voters
from the real problems
by ash
nucular weapons
and megalomania
make george a bad boy
by ash
your stick-figure girl
is no match for swaying juggs
beckoning gently...
by Anonymous Poet
sometimes the thin man
can be swayed by big women
balanced with huge tits.
by Anonymous Poet
bovine appearance
sometimes is a turn on for
rather porcine men
by Larry
she is kind of fat,
but DAMN those boobies are HUGE.
just can't help myself.
by Anonymous Poet
Big shoutout to those
who make that motorcycle
hand rev when they fart
by onjaysun (wum-wum-wum-WAHHHHH!)
The free are happy
For they can do everything
Their masters let them
by A Student of The land of the free
You are frightening
with those big nashing-teethies
threatening to bite
by Betty LeBomb
One neon tetra
lays listless at the bottom
warning the others
by Betty LeBomb
The boss is coming
and together we gather
to meet our brains out
by Betty LeBomb
I am sad not she
she was happy she had said
I'm ready to die
by Anonymous Poet
she wanted to go
are you frightened I asked her
not a bit she sad
by mellie, so long Kath
you got one thing right, you are a dick
by Anonymous Poet
too bad i am black,
my penis is much too large.
won't fit in the kids.
by bukkakekazi of neverland ranch
i butcher my nose,
i also lighten my skin.
what's next? breast implants?
by bukkakekazi of neverland ranch
do we share the bed?
you aren't ready for the truth,
the Jackson sausage.
by bukkakekazi of neverland ranch
it's booty time now,
it's easy as 1 2 3,
i love my children.
by bukkakekazi of neverland ranch
fear does not exist.
in my pedophile dojo,
Elephant Man bones...
by bukkakekazi of neverland ranch
now were home alone,
i fucked Mcauley Culkin.
has he a brother?
by bukkakekazi of neverland ranch
it's a real Thriller,
to sleep over in my bed.
it's time to Beat It...
by bukkakekazi of neverland ranch
we can share the bed,
do not let the sun go down,
till i get my nut
by bukkakekazi of neverland ranch
my DNA gun
will shoot all little children.
i'm michael jackson...
by bukkakekazi of neverland ranch
i am undies jim
i rock out with my cock out
feel my bitchin wrath
by undies jim of los angeles
He who hates others
Merely sees things he doesn't like
In them in himself
by A Student of "Psychology is a real degree."
that's the way it goes
it used to be us and them
now it's just u.s.
by ash
release your ego
like your psych could defecate
no...........! constipation
by ash (i couldn't let go)
Channel energy,
Float in anonymity,
Let go of your name.
by Anonymous Poet
the us is fucked,
you should get out of there, as
soon as possible.
by a friend, or at least someone who likes your haiku
I hated moxie,
but then I became moxie,
what WILL I poem?
by woe is me, I killed Kennedy ! and then myself
Lightning has struck me
right upon my sister
and burnt out my lights
by Betty LeBomb
What would you poem
in thousands of these boxes
if Moxie were gone?
by Betty LeBomb
my mind is at war,
countries within my own skull,
spit fire and die.
by Anonymous Poet
might moxie be a
smart bomb? aimed at bad haiku?
smart? no forget it
by Anonymous Poet
love, trust, pixie dust,
hug an Iraqi today,
then take a long bath
by Anonymous Poet
moxie is an Iraqi
by Anonymous Poet
Iraqis do not respect,
the laws of seventeen syllables,
let us kill their children
by Anonymous Poet
puffs of white meringue
billow from Iraqi daycares
smart bombs love sweet targets
by Anonymous Poet
Bush and his crooked
election...Clinton and his
crooked erection
by and ever the twain shall meet
puffs of white meringue
crystal confectionaries
billow on the trees
by Gwenhyfar
fuck off moxie
by Anonymous Poet
The man who took over
by a crooked election, replaced a
man who simply had a crooked erection (clinton)
by somewhere there is a really bad haiku in this
Betty, that nerdy
guy in Mayberry? I'll stick
with my main man Floyd
by onjaysun (Barbers keep theirs in blue water)
Should we remove man
who wins crooked election?...
yeah and Saddam too!
by onjaysun (thanks Dave)
snowfall at twilight
whiter than the crest of waves
melting in the sea
by Gwenhyfar
Coming from the haze
is a light blue radio
beacon of Howard
by Betty LeBomb
"But Tony" I say
"That's just excerpts from writings
"Published long ago."
by A Student of If every iraqi is dead who will Saddam rule?
Look see! Evidence!
From our top undercover
Operatives. See!
by A Student of Blair Blair Blair
