Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

Old country regrets?
Most of us got only one -
No "anti's" found there
Haiku # 26320, February 16, 2003 8:45 am ET
by R. of PT
I'll never marry
The Notorious Big Bird
It's my fav'rit game
Haiku # 26319, February 16, 2003 4:54 am ET
by Nacho Master of Exploding Planet
we are pariahs
no better than old fascists
i am so ashamed
Haiku # 26318, February 15, 2003 7:26 pm ET
by ap
walk_walk_walk_walk_walk
for peace.peace.peace.peace.peace.peace.
walk, speak, vote for peace.
Haiku # 26317, February 15, 2003 6:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
finally got in
it's time to run for office
and legalize herb
Haiku # 26316, February 15, 2003 5:49 pm ET
by Micah
i blow windy farts
they smell like shitty turdballs.
I like turdy pants
Haiku # 26315, February 15, 2003 12:59 pm ET
by Fartman
Oh, that dirty snail!
with the oh-so gooey trail
traveled through the mail
Haiku # 26314, February 15, 2003 1:59 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
It's spelled forwards and
backwards and fire engine red
and I say race-car
Haiku # 26313, February 15, 2003 1:57 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Do the beer can slam!
knock your teeth out on the floor
just lean into it
Haiku # 26312, February 15, 2003 1:54 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Delicous and blue
and with marshmellowy glue
I stuck to you
Haiku # 26311, February 15, 2003 1:52 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
I better get home
all drunk and some of the parts
hanging to the ground
Haiku # 26310, February 15, 2003 1:50 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Forwards and backwards
find something fire-engine red
and I say race car
Haiku # 26309, February 15, 2003 1:41 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Drunk as Holy-Fuck
hopped up on cherry-bomb gin
and I say race-car
Haiku # 26308, February 15, 2003 1:40 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Stick a cod in it!
the sailor said with a grin,
but I don't take fins
Haiku # 26307, February 15, 2003 1:38 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
I have been saddened,
the pessimistic cycle
repeats it again
Haiku # 26306, February 15, 2003 1:37 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Thailand made me smile
Songkran in Chiang-Mai and the
truck load of mer-men
Haiku # 26305, February 15, 2003 1:31 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Yes, I am better
I can escape the present
and ignore the past!
Haiku # 26304, February 15, 2003 1:30 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Frosty Glacier
One fine spring day
We met there already
Haiku # 26303, February 15, 2003 12:45 am ET
by Piyawit Klinsisuk of Thailand
go ahead do it!
finish what your dad started
be a true blue bush
Haiku # 26302, February 14, 2003 11:22 pm ET
by scout reyes
dry hot wind gusting
baking backyard burnt brown
bright sun bites my skin
Haiku # 26301, February 14, 2003 11:16 pm ET
by ash
don't do it Geroge! Your
daddy will still love you! (Seen
on a protest sign)
Haiku # 26300, February 14, 2003 9:53 pm ET
by k
we can win this war
and then we can go one more
look out korea
Haiku # 26299, February 14, 2003 7:47 pm ET
by ash
we're all writers here
but there's much variation
in our quality
Haiku # 26298, February 14, 2003 7:45 pm ET
by ash
Boys did drool but girls
did rule as gym boy Daniel
couldn't walk that beam
Haiku # 26297, February 14, 2003 5:33 pm ET
by onjaysun (Survivors Anonymous)
Haiku is easy
All you do is stop after
Seventeen syllab
Haiku # 26296, February 14, 2003 4:49 pm ET
by Someone of unknown origin
Well, Nancy and I
No wait, Nancy? Nancy who?
Where the Hell am I?
Haiku # 26295, February 14, 2003 4:46 pm ET
by The Earl of Earth
Capitalism
It is greed and foolishness
Therefore it is sin
Haiku # 26294, February 14, 2003 4:15 pm ET
by A Student of Jibba Jabba
only for the rich
is this stupid fucking day-
wealthy yuppie scum
Haiku # 26293, February 14, 2003 4:08 pm ET
by Heather of London
British and Yankees.
it's funny we agrue here,
it seems we're allies...
Haiku # 26292, February 14, 2003 2:58 pm ET
by a shogun named marcus of cincinnati
I'm sitting at this
computer and wondering
will anyone here be a writer?
Haiku # 26291, February 14, 2003 2:31 pm ET
by Mox
What do we forget?
you mock our intelligence
And our memory
Haiku # 26290, February 14, 2003 1:50 pm ET
by A Student of I admit, an astonishly huge number of stupid people live here

refighting old wars,
morally myopic yanks,
tug their proud missiles
Haiku # 26289, February 14, 2003 1:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
As opposed to the
British intelligence, eh?
How soon they forget
Haiku # 26288, February 14, 2003 12:41 pm ET
by shut up and drink your tea
I am convinced
US intelligence is
an oxymoron
Haiku # 26287, February 14, 2003 9:20 am ET
by Stephen of London
man through his eyes
woman through her ears
me through my frontal cortex
Haiku # 26286, February 14, 2003 6:25 am ET
by Piyawit Klinsisuk of Thailand
impartially forged
chronic pseudophilia
old transmural infarction
Haiku # 26285, February 14, 2003 6:10 am ET
by Piyawit Klinsisuk of Thailand
I go down deep
give me your atrophic heart
undo cardiac tamponade
Haiku # 26284, February 14, 2003 6:08 am ET
by Piyawit Klinsisuk of Thailand
is it my imagination?
or is rex murphy looking
more and more like
crusty the clown every day?
Haiku # 26283, February 14, 2003 1:48 am ET
by moxie
Axis of weasel,
bush, blair chewing our world,
sharp teeth and blunt lies.
Haiku # 26282, February 14, 2003 1:28 am ET
by vive la France
a blast from the past
days of haiku poop gone by
sometimes poop happens
Haiku # 26281, February 14, 2003 12:33 am ET
by anna
Submitting haiku
Alot of time between drinks
4:30 beckons
Haiku # 26280, February 14, 2003 12:07 am ET
by aunt net of sydney
let's not be tardy
when we can be retard-y
and follow the prez
Haiku # 26279, February 13, 2003 10:35 pm ET
by ash
we're all gonna die
but some sooner than others
with american help
Haiku # 26278, February 13, 2003 10:31 pm ET
by ash
war is the answer
so much easier than peace
nuke 'em till they glow
Haiku # 26277, February 13, 2003 10:30 pm ET
by ash
the snap of the match
shake this wolrd off my shoulders
Bruce, weed, you, and me.
Haiku # 26276, February 13, 2003 6:59 pm ET
by Heather of London
sad days....famine and
unjust war leading to dead
children, AND moxie
Haiku # 26275, February 13, 2003 6:48 pm ET
by even my spell checker rejects moxie
FUCK OFF
Haiku # 26274, February 13, 2003 6:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hitler in Deutschland
Was a fascist but he got
The country working
Maggie in Britain
Was a fascist and she got
Workers unemployed
Haiku # 26273, February 13, 2003 4:02 pm ET
by A Student of If he weren't quite such a git he might have been a better leader
Thatcher, however
Thought the best way forward
Was to work for her
Haiku # 26272, February 13, 2003 3:59 pm ET
by A Student of Because if you were her friend you got lots of money
You've got the lib dems
No one's going to vote them
They sit on the fence
You've got the tories
People like them even less
They're totally screwed
And we have labour
Who are, simply, the tories
But more popular
Haiku # 26271, February 13, 2003 3:57 pm ET
by A Student of Politics
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