Do the beer can slam!
knock your teeth out on the floor
just lean into it
by Betty LeBomb
Delicous and blue
and with marshmellowy glue
I stuck to you
by Betty LeBomb
I better get home
all drunk and some of the parts
hanging to the ground
by Betty LeBomb
Forwards and backwards
find something fire-engine red
and I say race car
by Betty LeBomb
Drunk as Holy-Fuck
hopped up on cherry-bomb gin
and I say race-car
by Betty LeBomb
Stick a cod in it!
the sailor said with a grin,
but I don't take fins
by Betty LeBomb
I have been saddened,
the pessimistic cycle
repeats it again
by Betty LeBomb
Thailand made me smile
Songkran in Chiang-Mai and the
truck load of mer-men
by Betty LeBomb
Yes, I am better
I can escape the present
and ignore the past!
by Betty LeBomb
Frosty Glacier
One fine spring day
We met there already
by Piyawit Klinsisuk of Thailand
go ahead do it!
finish what your dad started
be a true blue bush
by scout reyes
dry hot wind gusting
baking backyard burnt brown
bright sun bites my skin
by ash
don't do it Geroge! Your
daddy will still love you! (Seen
on a protest sign)
by k
we can win this war
and then we can go one more
look out korea
by ash
we're all writers here
but there's much variation
in our quality
by ash
Boys did drool but girls
did rule as gym boy Daniel
couldn't walk that beam
by onjaysun (Survivors Anonymous)
Haiku is easy
All you do is stop after
Seventeen syllab
by Someone of unknown origin
Well, Nancy and I
No wait, Nancy? Nancy who?
Where the Hell am I?
by The Earl of Earth
Capitalism
It is greed and foolishness
Therefore it is sin
by A Student of Jibba Jabba
only for the rich
is this stupid fucking day-
wealthy yuppie scum
by Heather of London
British and Yankees.
it's funny we agrue here,
it seems we're allies...
by a shogun named marcus of cincinnati
I'm sitting at this
computer and wondering
will anyone here be a writer?
by Mox
What do we forget?
you mock our intelligence
And our memory
by A Student of I admit, an astonishly huge number of stupid people live here
refighting old wars,
morally myopic yanks,
tug their proud missiles
by Anonymous Poet
As opposed to the
British intelligence, eh?
How soon they forget
by shut up and drink your tea
I am convinced
US intelligence is
an oxymoron
by Stephen of London
man through his eyes
woman through her ears
me through my frontal cortex
by Piyawit Klinsisuk of Thailand
impartially forged
chronic pseudophilia
old transmural infarction
by Piyawit Klinsisuk of Thailand
I go down deep
give me your atrophic heart
undo cardiac tamponade
by Piyawit Klinsisuk of Thailand
is it my imagination?
or is rex murphy looking
more and more like
crusty the clown every day?
by moxie
Axis of weasel,
bush, blair chewing our world,
sharp teeth and blunt lies.
by vive la France
a blast from the past
days of haiku poop gone by
sometimes poop happens
by anna
Submitting haiku
Alot of time between drinks
4:30 beckons
by aunt net of sydney
let's not be tardy
when we can be retard-y
and follow the prez
by ash
we're all gonna die
but some sooner than others
with american help
by ash
war is the answer
so much easier than peace
nuke 'em till they glow
by ash
the snap of the match
shake this wolrd off my shoulders
Bruce, weed, you, and me.
by Heather of London
sad days....famine and
unjust war leading to dead
children, AND moxie
by even my spell checker rejects moxie
FUCK OFF
by Anonymous Poet
Hitler in Deutschland
Was a fascist but he got
The country working
Maggie in Britain
Was a fascist and she got
Workers unemployed
by A Student of If he weren't quite such a git he might have been a better leader
Thatcher, however
Thought the best way forward
Was to work for her
by A Student of Because if you were her friend you got lots of money
You've got the lib dems
No one's going to vote them
They sit on the fence
You've got the tories
People like them even less
They're totally screwed
And we have labour
Who are, simply, the tories
But more popular
by A Student of Politics
as she goes on and
talks about her life on the
coast, she lives free again
by Mox
lost in the saddle
back again to boot
myself in the arse
by Mox
Survivors begin
to vanish and shrunken heads
show up on E-Bay
by onjaysun (what a ka-wink-a-dink)
silverspoon labour?
glib lawyers, social workers
forgeting their roots?
by must be better than the thatcher strap-on up the butt though
You take precautions
We don't really care because
Labour screws us now
by A Student of Manchester
america, nation of
bubbleboys and bubblegirls,
at war with the moops
by george can't standya
selling out of duct
tape and plastic sheeting, free,
proud, america.
by hiding in a stuffy closet
Let's drop the big one
See what happens
Bikini Hockey
by I'm so sorry, Mr. Newman of Rowboat, Nebraska
