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28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

sad days....famine and
unjust war leading to dead
children, AND moxie
Haiku # 26275, February 13, 2003 6:48 pm ET
by even my spell checker rejects moxie
FUCK OFF
Haiku # 26274, February 13, 2003 6:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hitler in Deutschland
Was a fascist but he got
The country working
Maggie in Britain
Was a fascist and she got
Workers unemployed
Haiku # 26273, February 13, 2003 4:02 pm ET
by A Student of If he weren't quite such a git he might have been a better leader
Thatcher, however
Thought the best way forward
Was to work for her
Haiku # 26272, February 13, 2003 3:59 pm ET
by A Student of Because if you were her friend you got lots of money
You've got the lib dems
No one's going to vote them
They sit on the fence
You've got the tories
People like them even less
They're totally screwed
And we have labour
Who are, simply, the tories
But more popular
Haiku # 26271, February 13, 2003 3:57 pm ET
by A Student of Politics
as she goes on and
talks about her life on the
coast, she lives free again
Haiku # 26270, February 13, 2003 2:49 pm ET
by Mox
lost in the saddle
back again to boot
myself in the arse
Haiku # 26269, February 13, 2003 2:48 pm ET
by Mox
Survivors begin
to vanish and shrunken heads
show up on E-Bay
Haiku # 26268, February 13, 2003 2:48 pm ET
by onjaysun (what a ka-wink-a-dink)
silverspoon labour?
glib lawyers, social workers
forgeting their roots?
Haiku # 26267, February 13, 2003 2:32 pm ET
by must be better than the thatcher strap-on up the butt though
You take precautions
We don't really care because
Labour screws us now
Haiku # 26266, February 13, 2003 2:17 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
america, nation of
bubbleboys and bubblegirls,
at war with the moops
Haiku # 26265, February 13, 2003 1:09 pm ET
by george can't standya
selling out of duct
tape and plastic sheeting, free,
proud, america.
Haiku # 26264, February 13, 2003 1:07 pm ET
by hiding in a stuffy closet
Let's drop the big one
See what happens
Bikini Hockey
Haiku # 26263, February 13, 2003 12:24 pm ET
by I'm so sorry, Mr. Newman of Rowboat, Nebraska
I didn't stop as
my train left the station and
headed down the hill
Haiku # 26262, February 13, 2003 10:42 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
atmosphere weird
Tennessee Williams play time
something is brewing
Haiku # 26261, February 13, 2003 10:25 am ET
by mellie
I am now so old,
Nobody can surprise me -
Well, nobody does...
Haiku # 26260, February 13, 2003 2:31 am ET
by R. of PT
black holes are compact
singularities of stuff
perhaps, waiting to explode

into a new big bang...
Haiku # 26258, February 12, 2003 4:04 pm ET
by Mox
need I repeat AP will never be a writer?

nah, I think he will be
but he will be better
when he forgets about little old me
Haiku # 26257, February 12, 2003 4:03 pm ET
by Mox
showers bring rain gnomes
with their wee yellow slickers
and lies about me!
Haiku # 26256, February 12, 2003 3:21 pm ET
by onjaysun (it's winter again)
I can smell the green
while skipping across the field
the ground is smushy
Haiku # 26255, February 12, 2003 11:42 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
The sun on my face
the darkness red and orange
with my eyelids closed
Haiku # 26254, February 12, 2003 11:36 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
This morning I wake
after the long winter snows
with my eyes open
Haiku # 26253, February 12, 2003 11:34 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
so original
so completely eloquent
so go fuck yourself
Haiku # 26252, February 12, 2003 5:23 am ET
by ash
fuck off moxie/ash
Haiku # 26251, February 12, 2003 2:57 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
the most creative
haiku I have ever done,
were anonymous
Haiku # 26250, February 12, 2003 2:56 am ET
by so fuck yourself mate
See how Bush changes
Once the innocents were that
Now they're terrorists
As the enemy
Is no longer Saddam but
Basic iraqis
Haiku # 26249, February 12, 2003 2:54 am ET
by A Student of What's 'infidel' mean?
plagiarism or
repetition? no shame when
there is no name hon.
Haiku # 26248, February 12, 2003 2:53 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
such plagiarism
masked by anonymity
you should be ashamed
Haiku # 26247, February 12, 2003 2:11 am ET
by ash
wow, that sounded bad
not meant suicidal
only frustrated
Haiku # 26246, February 12, 2003 12:04 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
going to sleep soon
home life is too much for me
hope not to wake up
Haiku # 26245, February 11, 2003 11:58 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
Haiku # 26244, February 11, 2003 11:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
Haiku # 26243, February 11, 2003 11:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The Web site you seek
Cannot be located, but
Countless more exist.
Haiku # 26242, February 11, 2003 11:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
by my calculus
if the world was all yankees
we'd need over 9,500% more resources
Haiku # 26241, February 11, 2003 11:31 pm ET
by ash (and longer haiku obviously)
mox; primordial
vacuum? sucking the light out
of worlds without count?
Haiku # 26240, February 11, 2003 11:29 pm ET
by is that enough?
What has Moxie done
That angers you so AP
Would s(he) be a fool?
Haiku # 26239, February 11, 2003 5:34 pm ET
by A Student of Wondering
Hitler could have used
Pre-emptive action as an
Excuse for attack
Haiku # 26238, February 11, 2003 5:30 pm ET
by A Student of Bush isn't Hitler. Hitler wasn't a moron
for some reason AP
i don't think you'll
succeed as a real writer
Haiku # 26237, February 11, 2003 4:22 pm ET
by Mox
oh and fuck OFF moxie
Haiku # 26236, February 11, 2003 4:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the comparisons
to WWII aren't valid
this is different
Haiku # 26235, February 11, 2003 4:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
WWII this ain't
it's WWIII with Bush as
Hitler run amok
Haiku # 26234, February 11, 2003 4:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 26233, February 11, 2003 4:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
different accent
ein guttes Beispiel for hmmm
grandma has a cock

Haiku # 26232, February 11, 2003 2:00 pm ET
by mellie
What to do today?
Think I'll murder some children
And bomb some people
Then I'll pollute stuff
It makes me so proud to be
An american
Haiku # 26231, February 11, 2003 1:58 pm ET
by A Student of Harder, Cheney, harder
We would speak german
In the same way that arabs
Will speak your english
Haiku # 26230, February 11, 2003 1:55 pm ET
by A Student of Who's the fascist dictatorial little sucka now (Hitler was legally elected - more democratic than Bush)
Ethical debate
Would be a good thing to do
If you had ethics
Haiku # 26229, February 11, 2003 1:53 pm ET
by A Student of Kill the arabs!! It's the only (final) solution
German tries to stay
The same by removing some
Words that they don't like
Haiku # 26228, February 11, 2003 1:52 pm ET
by A Student of Make the whole world moronic? That would end the conflict?
what i say is this:
make the world America!
end all this conflict.
Haiku # 26227, February 11, 2003 12:52 pm ET
by yeah, German isn't a bastardized version of another language, i was handed down from the gods...retard.
if you don't like it,
you are free to go save them.
good luck, and godspeed...
Haiku # 26226, February 11, 2003 12:47 pm ET
by if the Arab peoples would take care of their own, we wouldn't have to punish them like children...
Saw Chicago last
night, great songs, great dance, still ain't
no Bugsy Malone.
Haiku # 26225, February 11, 2003 11:40 am ET
by onjaysun (gotta get me a splurge gun)
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