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Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

atmosphere weird
Tennessee Williams play time
something is brewing
Haiku # 26261, February 13, 2003 10:25 am ET
by mellie
I am now so old,
Nobody can surprise me -
Well, nobody does...
Haiku # 26260, February 13, 2003 2:31 am ET
by R. of PT
black holes are compact
singularities of stuff
perhaps, waiting to explode

into a new big bang...
Haiku # 26258, February 12, 2003 4:04 pm ET
by Mox
need I repeat AP will never be a writer?

nah, I think he will be
but he will be better
when he forgets about little old me
Haiku # 26257, February 12, 2003 4:03 pm ET
by Mox
showers bring rain gnomes
with their wee yellow slickers
and lies about me!
Haiku # 26256, February 12, 2003 3:21 pm ET
by onjaysun (it's winter again)
I can smell the green
while skipping across the field
the ground is smushy
Haiku # 26255, February 12, 2003 11:42 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
The sun on my face
the darkness red and orange
with my eyelids closed
Haiku # 26254, February 12, 2003 11:36 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
This morning I wake
after the long winter snows
with my eyes open
Haiku # 26253, February 12, 2003 11:34 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
so original
so completely eloquent
so go fuck yourself
Haiku # 26252, February 12, 2003 5:23 am ET
by ash
fuck off moxie/ash
Haiku # 26251, February 12, 2003 2:57 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
the most creative
haiku I have ever done,
were anonymous
Haiku # 26250, February 12, 2003 2:56 am ET
by so fuck yourself mate
See how Bush changes
Once the innocents were that
Now they're terrorists
As the enemy
Is no longer Saddam but
Basic iraqis
Haiku # 26249, February 12, 2003 2:54 am ET
by A Student of What's 'infidel' mean?
plagiarism or
repetition? no shame when
there is no name hon.
Haiku # 26248, February 12, 2003 2:53 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
such plagiarism
masked by anonymity
you should be ashamed
Haiku # 26247, February 12, 2003 2:11 am ET
by ash
wow, that sounded bad
not meant suicidal
only frustrated
Haiku # 26246, February 12, 2003 12:04 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
going to sleep soon
home life is too much for me
hope not to wake up
Haiku # 26245, February 11, 2003 11:58 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
Haiku # 26244, February 11, 2003 11:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
Haiku # 26243, February 11, 2003 11:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The Web site you seek
Cannot be located, but
Countless more exist.
Haiku # 26242, February 11, 2003 11:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
by my calculus
if the world was all yankees
we'd need over 9,500% more resources
Haiku # 26241, February 11, 2003 11:31 pm ET
by ash (and longer haiku obviously)
mox; primordial
vacuum? sucking the light out
of worlds without count?
Haiku # 26240, February 11, 2003 11:29 pm ET
by is that enough?
What has Moxie done
That angers you so AP
Would s(he) be a fool?
Haiku # 26239, February 11, 2003 5:34 pm ET
by A Student of Wondering
Hitler could have used
Pre-emptive action as an
Excuse for attack
Haiku # 26238, February 11, 2003 5:30 pm ET
by A Student of Bush isn't Hitler. Hitler wasn't a moron
for some reason AP
i don't think you'll
succeed as a real writer
Haiku # 26237, February 11, 2003 4:22 pm ET
by Mox
oh and fuck OFF moxie
Haiku # 26236, February 11, 2003 4:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the comparisons
to WWII aren't valid
this is different
Haiku # 26235, February 11, 2003 4:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
WWII this ain't
it's WWIII with Bush as
Hitler run amok
Haiku # 26234, February 11, 2003 4:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 26233, February 11, 2003 4:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
different accent
ein guttes Beispiel for hmmm
grandma has a cock

Haiku # 26232, February 11, 2003 2:00 pm ET
by mellie
What to do today?
Think I'll murder some children
And bomb some people
Then I'll pollute stuff
It makes me so proud to be
An american
Haiku # 26231, February 11, 2003 1:58 pm ET
by A Student of Harder, Cheney, harder
We would speak german
In the same way that arabs
Will speak your english
Haiku # 26230, February 11, 2003 1:55 pm ET
by A Student of Who's the fascist dictatorial little sucka now (Hitler was legally elected - more democratic than Bush)
Ethical debate
Would be a good thing to do
If you had ethics
Haiku # 26229, February 11, 2003 1:53 pm ET
by A Student of Kill the arabs!! It's the only (final) solution
German tries to stay
The same by removing some
Words that they don't like
Haiku # 26228, February 11, 2003 1:52 pm ET
by A Student of Make the whole world moronic? That would end the conflict?
what i say is this:
make the world America!
end all this conflict.
Haiku # 26227, February 11, 2003 12:52 pm ET
by yeah, German isn't a bastardized version of another language, i was handed down from the gods...retard.
if you don't like it,
you are free to go save them.
good luck, and godspeed...
Haiku # 26226, February 11, 2003 12:47 pm ET
by if the Arab peoples would take care of their own, we wouldn't have to punish them like children...
Saw Chicago last
night, great songs, great dance, still ain't
no Bugsy Malone.
Haiku # 26225, February 11, 2003 11:40 am ET
by onjaysun (gotta get me a splurge gun)
Look the other way
Till what you are told will come
Comes and screws you up
Haiku # 26224, February 11, 2003 11:29 am ET
by A Student of German is a better language than american bastardised english
What would you prefer
To be screwed by a despot
Or bombed every day?
Haiku # 26223, February 11, 2003 11:27 am ET
by A Student of Let's kill some innocent foreigners, the scum
in MY opinion,
you should all suffer the fate
apathy affords.

it is obvious
that none of you have the balls
to handle the task.
Haiku # 26222, February 11, 2003 11:09 am ET
by because America is strong, she will always be attacked. I can live with that.
some of these posters
are most obviously French.
stick to making wine...
Haiku # 26221, February 11, 2003 11:04 am ET
by you would all be speaking german if we had ALWAYS looked the other way.
Iraqis who stand
in blind defense of Saddam
have chosen their fate.

fear is their weakness.
unable to help themselves,
they await freedom.
Haiku # 26220, February 11, 2003 10:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
How to oust Saddam:
Kill his people, then some more
For many long years
Then they'll support you
Because you've been so caring
To the arab scum
-The West's logic
Haiku # 26219, February 11, 2003 10:12 am ET
by A Student of wait a minute, that makes no sense
Kill the iraqis
Then they shall see we are right
Saddam is nasty
Haiku # 26218, February 11, 2003 10:11 am ET
by A Student of Kill the spawn of satan. Death to non christians and non jews
America is great
They shall save us from Saddam
By murdering us!!!!
Haiku # 26217, February 11, 2003 10:09 am ET
by A Student of "How can we get the iraqis to like Saddam less?" by killing them on a daily basis
War shall bring us oil
The propaganda has worked
Ignorance has won
Haiku # 26216, February 11, 2003 10:08 am ET
by A Student of Look how the people hate him, waving banners and supporting him
are you retarded?
people who don't know the facts
should keep their mouths shut.

hussein must be stopped,
he causes much suffering.
ask an Iraqi...
Haiku # 26215, February 11, 2003 8:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
with the winds of change
all assumptions are broken
destroying the real

winds blew her away
leaving me with emptiness
shoulder turned to stone

now i am just "past"
someone else's history
blowing in the wind
Haiku # 26214, February 10, 2003 8:38 pm ET
by [sic]soma
all war and no play
makes our leader a dull boy
well, more dull really
Haiku # 26213, February 10, 2003 8:37 pm ET
by ash (and your leader too)
i was wondering
just where have you bin (laden) ?
we've been missing you
Haiku # 26212, February 10, 2003 7:35 pm ET
by ash
all war and no say
certainly distracts voters
from the real problems
Haiku # 26211, February 10, 2003 7:33 pm ET
by ash
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