Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

why is there moxie
he is such a fuckin' tard
a churl supreme
Haiku # 26322, February 16, 2003 8:31 pm ET
by ap
Why, visual basic
It's a button with that name
The command is click
So when I click it
You should do what is written
Below the first line
As opposed to just
Saying that there is something
Wrong with the first line
Haiku # 26321, February 16, 2003 1:03 pm ET
by A Student of Bloody useless visual basic nonsense
Old country regrets?
Most of us got only one -
No "anti's" found there
Haiku # 26320, February 16, 2003 8:45 am ET
by R. of PT
I'll never marry
The Notorious Big Bird
It's my fav'rit game
Haiku # 26319, February 16, 2003 4:54 am ET
by Nacho Master of Exploding Planet
we are pariahs
no better than old fascists
i am so ashamed
Haiku # 26318, February 15, 2003 7:26 pm ET
by ap
walk_walk_walk_walk_walk
for peace.peace.peace.peace.peace.peace.
walk, speak, vote for peace.
Haiku # 26317, February 15, 2003 6:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
finally got in
it's time to run for office
and legalize herb
Haiku # 26316, February 15, 2003 5:49 pm ET
by Micah
i blow windy farts
they smell like shitty turdballs.
I like turdy pants
Haiku # 26315, February 15, 2003 12:59 pm ET
by Fartman
Oh, that dirty snail!
with the oh-so gooey trail
traveled through the mail
Haiku # 26314, February 15, 2003 1:59 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
It's spelled forwards and
backwards and fire engine red
and I say race-car
Haiku # 26313, February 15, 2003 1:57 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Do the beer can slam!
knock your teeth out on the floor
just lean into it
Haiku # 26312, February 15, 2003 1:54 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Delicous and blue
and with marshmellowy glue
I stuck to you
Haiku # 26311, February 15, 2003 1:52 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
I better get home
all drunk and some of the parts
hanging to the ground
Haiku # 26310, February 15, 2003 1:50 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Forwards and backwards
find something fire-engine red
and I say race car
Haiku # 26309, February 15, 2003 1:41 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Drunk as Holy-Fuck
hopped up on cherry-bomb gin
and I say race-car
Haiku # 26308, February 15, 2003 1:40 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Stick a cod in it!
the sailor said with a grin,
but I don't take fins
Haiku # 26307, February 15, 2003 1:38 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
I have been saddened,
the pessimistic cycle
repeats it again
Haiku # 26306, February 15, 2003 1:37 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Thailand made me smile
Songkran in Chiang-Mai and the
truck load of mer-men
Haiku # 26305, February 15, 2003 1:31 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Yes, I am better
I can escape the present
and ignore the past!
Haiku # 26304, February 15, 2003 1:30 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Frosty Glacier
One fine spring day
We met there already
Haiku # 26303, February 15, 2003 12:45 am ET
by Piyawit Klinsisuk of Thailand
go ahead do it!
finish what your dad started
be a true blue bush
Haiku # 26302, February 14, 2003 11:22 pm ET
by scout reyes
dry hot wind gusting
baking backyard burnt brown
bright sun bites my skin
Haiku # 26301, February 14, 2003 11:16 pm ET
by ash
don't do it Geroge! Your
daddy will still love you! (Seen
on a protest sign)
Haiku # 26300, February 14, 2003 9:53 pm ET
by k
we can win this war
and then we can go one more
look out korea
Haiku # 26299, February 14, 2003 7:47 pm ET
by ash
we're all writers here
but there's much variation
in our quality
Haiku # 26298, February 14, 2003 7:45 pm ET
by ash
Boys did drool but girls
did rule as gym boy Daniel
couldn't walk that beam
Haiku # 26297, February 14, 2003 5:33 pm ET
by onjaysun (Survivors Anonymous)
Haiku is easy
All you do is stop after
Seventeen syllab
Haiku # 26296, February 14, 2003 4:49 pm ET
by Someone of unknown origin
Well, Nancy and I
No wait, Nancy? Nancy who?
Where the Hell am I?
Haiku # 26295, February 14, 2003 4:46 pm ET
by The Earl of Earth
Capitalism
It is greed and foolishness
Therefore it is sin
Haiku # 26294, February 14, 2003 4:15 pm ET
by A Student of Jibba Jabba
only for the rich
is this stupid fucking day-
wealthy yuppie scum
Haiku # 26293, February 14, 2003 4:08 pm ET
by Heather of London
British and Yankees.
it's funny we agrue here,
it seems we're allies...
Haiku # 26292, February 14, 2003 2:58 pm ET
by a shogun named marcus of cincinnati
I'm sitting at this
computer and wondering
will anyone here be a writer?
Haiku # 26291, February 14, 2003 2:31 pm ET
by Mox
What do we forget?
you mock our intelligence
And our memory
Haiku # 26290, February 14, 2003 1:50 pm ET
by A Student of I admit, an astonishly huge number of stupid people live here

refighting old wars,
morally myopic yanks,
tug their proud missiles
Haiku # 26289, February 14, 2003 1:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
As opposed to the
British intelligence, eh?
How soon they forget
Haiku # 26288, February 14, 2003 12:41 pm ET
by shut up and drink your tea
I am convinced
US intelligence is
an oxymoron
Haiku # 26287, February 14, 2003 9:20 am ET
by Stephen of London
man through his eyes
woman through her ears
me through my frontal cortex
Haiku # 26286, February 14, 2003 6:25 am ET
by Piyawit Klinsisuk of Thailand
impartially forged
chronic pseudophilia
old transmural infarction
Haiku # 26285, February 14, 2003 6:10 am ET
by Piyawit Klinsisuk of Thailand
I go down deep
give me your atrophic heart
undo cardiac tamponade
Haiku # 26284, February 14, 2003 6:08 am ET
by Piyawit Klinsisuk of Thailand
is it my imagination?
or is rex murphy looking
more and more like
crusty the clown every day?
Haiku # 26283, February 14, 2003 1:48 am ET
by moxie
Axis of weasel,
bush, blair chewing our world,
sharp teeth and blunt lies.
Haiku # 26282, February 14, 2003 1:28 am ET
by vive la France
a blast from the past
days of haiku poop gone by
sometimes poop happens
Haiku # 26281, February 14, 2003 12:33 am ET
by anna
Submitting haiku
Alot of time between drinks
4:30 beckons
Haiku # 26280, February 14, 2003 12:07 am ET
by aunt net of sydney
let's not be tardy
when we can be retard-y
and follow the prez
Haiku # 26279, February 13, 2003 10:35 pm ET
by ash
we're all gonna die
but some sooner than others
with american help
Haiku # 26278, February 13, 2003 10:31 pm ET
by ash
war is the answer
so much easier than peace
nuke 'em till they glow
Haiku # 26277, February 13, 2003 10:30 pm ET
by ash
the snap of the match
shake this wolrd off my shoulders
Bruce, weed, you, and me.
Haiku # 26276, February 13, 2003 6:59 pm ET
by Heather of London
sad days....famine and
unjust war leading to dead
children, AND moxie
Haiku # 26275, February 13, 2003 6:48 pm ET
by even my spell checker rejects moxie
FUCK OFF
Haiku # 26274, February 13, 2003 6:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hitler in Deutschland
Was a fascist but he got
The country working
Maggie in Britain
Was a fascist and she got
Workers unemployed
Haiku # 26273, February 13, 2003 4:02 pm ET
by A Student of If he weren't quite such a git he might have been a better leader
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