Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

ASCII and the man
in military uniform coaelsce like
Hershey's Quik
Haiku # 26366, February 19, 2003 2:54 pm ET
by Lee
Splashski can catch your
limit outside Stop'n'Go
and it's even bagged
Haiku # 26365, February 19, 2003 12:29 pm ET
by onjaysun (bit of icicle as bait)
blast of a beer fart,
ass cheeks flap, the sound effect
of sustained applause.
Haiku # 26364, February 19, 2003 12:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
weather outside is
frightful and the....who am I
kidd in' Sunny Cal
Haiku # 26363, February 19, 2003 12:17 pm ET
by onjaysun (shoveling sunshine on the left coast)
Polish ice fishing
a bigger hole doesn't make
for a bigger fish
Haiku # 26362, February 19, 2003 12:10 pm ET
by SPLASH...that's all folks
prisms and bubbles
magic and light, miracles
undone by the night
Haiku # 26361, February 19, 2003 12:09 pm ET
by Boston gal killing time
a few haiku for you
first this simple statement here
then "good" and one "fun"
Haiku # 26360, February 19, 2003 12:08 pm ET
by here goes...
Meinen Hund ist tot
Es isst meine grosse Wurst
So ich sto
Haiku # 26359, February 19, 2003 10:56 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Was ist P E F?
Es ist viele Bilanzen
Es ist sehr n
Haiku # 26358, February 19, 2003 10:49 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
T....w....s
h....a....o
i.....s....r
s..........t
.....m.....
w....a....o
e....d.....f
i.....e.....
r..........u
d....b....p
......y....s
b..........i
a....R....d
d..........e
......o.....
h....f.....d
a..........o
i.....P....w
k....T....n
u...........
Haiku # 26357, February 19, 2003 10:34 am ET
by R. of PT
Rebellion:
! ! ! ! !
! ! N O ! ! !
! ! ! ! !
Haiku # 26356, February 19, 2003 10:03 am ET
by R. of PT
Progress (R-L):
< < < < <
< < < < < < <
< < < < <
Haiku # 26355, February 19, 2003 9:59 am ET
by R. of PT
Exchanging insults
is not communication -
It's not even fun
Haiku # 26354, February 19, 2003 9:53 am ET
by R. of PT
How to be patient?
The explanations make sense,
But the phone doesn't ring...
Haiku # 26353, February 19, 2003 8:55 am ET
by R. of PT
Visual basic sucks
But not as well as that girl
Whom I met last night
Haiku # 26352, February 19, 2003 8:02 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
i'm thinking way hard
as if thinking could stop war
iraq my brains out
Haiku # 26351, February 19, 2003 6:31 am ET
by ash
Daisycutter bomb
Parachutes on reporter
Live on CNN
Haiku # 26350, February 19, 2003 4:01 am ET
by k of that's how you know the war has started
though we mourn his death
find celebrating life hard
always there for you
Haiku # 26349, February 19, 2003 1:37 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq.
death is heartbreaking
my heart goes out to tiger
he was your best friend
Haiku # 26348, February 19, 2003 1:36 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
blood kurdling terror
kalashnikov code killing
men women children
Haiku # 26347, February 19, 2003 12:16 am ET
by mellie
wisdom is hard work,
butterflies smell with their legs,
effortless haiku
Haiku # 26346, February 18, 2003 10:25 pm ET
by dumb,dumb,dumb
wisdom is hard work,
butterflies smell with their wings,
effortless haiku
Haiku # 26345, February 18, 2003 10:24 pm ET
by bad,bad,bad
That's exactly why
I had the windows tinted;
now I look so cool.
Haiku # 26344, February 18, 2003 10:06 pm ET
by Censor senser
you know, some things you
just can't explain, like, that
dishwasher that's been

there for ten years at
the local restaurant or
gothic Martha Stewart...
Haiku # 26343, February 18, 2003 3:28 pm ET
by Mox of why churls like moxie exist
aphrodisiac
inhale, hold it- blow it out,
you know what i mean
Haiku # 26342, February 18, 2003 3:27 pm ET
by H
drove a topless bug
of mellow and yellow, made
Onjay quite Sunny
Haiku # 26341, February 18, 2003 2:42 pm ET
by onjaysun (waiting for a green one)
weird beware that
ideas of march jumbled
two lines into one
Haiku # 26340, February 18, 2003 2:25 am ET
by mellie
february march
happened on sunshine coast too next thing it's april
Haiku # 26339, February 18, 2003 2:22 am ET
by mellie
marches are big now
1 million in London and
lots too in SF!
Haiku # 26338, February 17, 2003 8:59 pm ET
by k of let's get Bush on the ropes
falling with no sound
frozen crystals whisper down
hexagons cascade
Haiku # 26337, February 17, 2003 5:26 pm ET
by me again
ivy and old words
death and life found together
cemetery bound
Haiku # 26336, February 17, 2003 5:04 pm ET
by Gwen's sister
deep in blizzard snow
tangled labyrinth unfolds
unexpected blooms
Haiku # 26335, February 17, 2003 4:49 pm ET
by Earthmother
I quite like Iraq
I merely think that Saddam
Is a foolish man
Haiku # 26334, February 17, 2003 4:29 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
as the winds do blow
more and more covered with snow
my car disappears
Haiku # 26333, February 17, 2003 1:59 pm ET
by Boston gal "snowed in" and lovin' it
Friday and payday,
A winning combination,
Take it or leave it.
Haiku # 26332, February 17, 2003 1:46 pm ET
by Drew DeBaecke, submitted by Holly Montgomery of Oklahoma City, OK
tiger in vegas
Bob Jones in El Armpito
two hours too far
Haiku # 26331, February 17, 2003 1:35 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
Marval of Science,
the electric stapler, has
rendered me useless
Haiku # 26330, February 17, 2003 12:42 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
but americans
will eat their young, remember
kent state, just wait kids........
Haiku # 26329, February 17, 2003 12:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Give me the beat boys
free my soul, wanna get lost
in your rock and roll
Haiku # 26328, February 17, 2003 11:44 am ET
by onjaysun (another Dobie Drift Away Redux)
Celebrate this day
some of our best presidents
oops...not so fast Bushes!
Haiku # 26327, February 17, 2003 11:39 am ET
by onjaysun
Not fond of U.S.?
Pretty legitimate, but
who can like Iraq?
Haiku # 26326, February 17, 2003 8:04 am ET
by R. of PT
If without End If?
Okay I'll add an End If
End If without If?
Haiku # 26325, February 17, 2003 8:04 am ET
by A Student of yay I fixed it but the answer is wrong still
So many people
In a really curious way
So much like Iraq
Haiku # 26324, February 17, 2003 8:00 am ET
by R. of PT
will he love me more
if i finish his last war ?
it's in the bag, dad.....
Haiku # 26323, February 16, 2003 11:02 pm ET
by ash
why is there moxie
he is such a fuckin' tard
a churl supreme
Haiku # 26322, February 16, 2003 8:31 pm ET
by ap
Why, visual basic
It's a button with that name
The command is click
So when I click it
You should do what is written
Below the first line
As opposed to just
Saying that there is something
Wrong with the first line
Haiku # 26321, February 16, 2003 1:03 pm ET
by A Student of Bloody useless visual basic nonsense
Old country regrets?
Most of us got only one -
No "anti's" found there
Haiku # 26320, February 16, 2003 8:45 am ET
by R. of PT
I'll never marry
The Notorious Big Bird
It's my fav'rit game
Haiku # 26319, February 16, 2003 4:54 am ET
by Nacho Master of Exploding Planet
we are pariahs
no better than old fascists
i am so ashamed
Haiku # 26318, February 15, 2003 7:26 pm ET
by ap
walk_walk_walk_walk_walk
for peace.peace.peace.peace.peace.peace.
walk, speak, vote for peace.
Haiku # 26317, February 15, 2003 6:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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