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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 74 Days and 78047 Haiku later...
falling with no sound
frozen crystals whisper down
hexagons cascade
Haiku # 26337 February 17, 2003 5:26 pm ET
by me again
ivy and old words
death and life found together
cemetery bound
Haiku # 26336 February 17, 2003 5:04 pm ET
by Gwen's sister
deep in blizzard snow
tangled labyrinth unfolds
unexpected blooms
Haiku # 26335 February 17, 2003 4:49 pm ET
by Earthmother
I quite like Iraq
I merely think that Saddam
Is a foolish man
Haiku # 26334 February 17, 2003 4:29 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
as the winds do blow
more and more covered with snow
my car disappears
Haiku # 26333 February 17, 2003 1:59 pm ET
by Boston gal "snowed in" and lovin' it
Friday and payday,
A winning combination,
Take it or leave it.
Haiku # 26332 February 17, 2003 1:46 pm ET
by Drew DeBaecke, submitted by Holly Montgomery of Oklahoma City, OK
tiger in vegas
Bob Jones in El Armpito
two hours too far
Haiku # 26331 February 17, 2003 1:35 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
Marval of Science,
the electric stapler, has
rendered me useless
Haiku # 26330 February 17, 2003 12:42 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
but americans
will eat their young, remember
kent state, just wait kids........
Haiku # 26329 February 17, 2003 12:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Give me the beat boys
free my soul, wanna get lost
in your rock and roll
Haiku # 26328 February 17, 2003 11:44 am ET
by onjaysun (another Dobie Drift Away Redux)
Celebrate this day
some of our best presidents
oops...not so fast Bushes!
Haiku # 26327 February 17, 2003 11:39 am ET
by onjaysun
Not fond of U.S.?
Pretty legitimate, but
who can like Iraq?
Haiku # 26326 February 17, 2003 8:04 am ET
by R. of PT
If without End If?
Okay I'll add an End If
End If without If?
Haiku # 26325 February 17, 2003 8:04 am ET
by A Student of yay I fixed it but the answer is wrong still
So many people
In a really curious way
So much like Iraq
Haiku # 26324 February 17, 2003 8:00 am ET
by R. of PT
will he love me more
if i finish his last war ?
it's in the bag, dad.....
Haiku # 26323 February 16, 2003 11:02 pm ET
by ash
why is there moxie
he is such a fuckin' tard
a churl supreme
Haiku # 26322 February 16, 2003 8:31 pm ET
by ap
Why, visual basic
It's a button with that name
The command is click
So when I click it
You should do what is written
Below the first line
As opposed to just
Saying that there is something
Wrong with the first line
Haiku # 26321 February 16, 2003 1:03 pm ET
by A Student of Bloody useless visual basic nonsense
Old country regrets?
Most of us got only one -
No "anti's" found there
Haiku # 26320 February 16, 2003 8:45 am ET
by R. of PT
I'll never marry
The Notorious Big Bird
It's my fav'rit game
Haiku # 26319 February 16, 2003 4:54 am ET
by Nacho Master of Exploding Planet
we are pariahs
no better than old fascists
i am so ashamed
Haiku # 26318 February 15, 2003 7:26 pm ET
by ap
walk_walk_walk_walk_walk
for peace.peace.peace.peace.peace.peace.
walk, speak, vote for peace.
Haiku # 26317 February 15, 2003 6:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
finally got in
it's time to run for office
and legalize herb
Haiku # 26316 February 15, 2003 5:49 pm ET
by Micah
i blow windy farts
they smell like shitty turdballs.
I like turdy pants
Haiku # 26315 February 15, 2003 12:59 pm ET
by Fartman
Oh, that dirty snail!
with the oh-so gooey trail
traveled through the mail
Haiku # 26314 February 15, 2003 1:59 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
It's spelled forwards and
backwards and fire engine red
and I say race-car
Haiku # 26313 February 15, 2003 1:57 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Do the beer can slam!
knock your teeth out on the floor
just lean into it
Haiku # 26312 February 15, 2003 1:54 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Delicous and blue
and with marshmellowy glue
I stuck to you
Haiku # 26311 February 15, 2003 1:52 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
I better get home
all drunk and some of the parts
hanging to the ground
Haiku # 26310 February 15, 2003 1:50 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Forwards and backwards
find something fire-engine red
and I say race car
Haiku # 26309 February 15, 2003 1:41 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Drunk as Holy-Fuck
hopped up on cherry-bomb gin
and I say race-car
Haiku # 26308 February 15, 2003 1:40 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Stick a cod in it!
the sailor said with a grin,
but I don't take fins
Haiku # 26307 February 15, 2003 1:38 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
I have been saddened,
the pessimistic cycle
repeats it again
Haiku # 26306 February 15, 2003 1:37 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Thailand made me smile
Songkran in Chiang-Mai and the
truck load of mer-men
Haiku # 26305 February 15, 2003 1:31 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Yes, I am better
I can escape the present
and ignore the past!
Haiku # 26304 February 15, 2003 1:30 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Frosty Glacier
One fine spring day
We met there already
Haiku # 26303 February 15, 2003 12:45 am ET
by Piyawit Klinsisuk of Thailand
go ahead do it!
finish what your dad started
be a true blue bush
Haiku # 26302 February 14, 2003 11:22 pm ET
by scout reyes
dry hot wind gusting
baking backyard burnt brown
bright sun bites my skin
Haiku # 26301 February 14, 2003 11:16 pm ET
by ash
don't do it Geroge! Your
daddy will still love you! (Seen
on a protest sign)
Haiku # 26300 February 14, 2003 9:53 pm ET
by k
we can win this war
and then we can go one more
look out korea
Haiku # 26299 February 14, 2003 7:47 pm ET
by ash
we're all writers here
but there's much variation
in our quality
Haiku # 26298 February 14, 2003 7:45 pm ET
by ash
Boys did drool but girls
did rule as gym boy Daniel
couldn't walk that beam
Haiku # 26297 February 14, 2003 5:33 pm ET
by onjaysun (Survivors Anonymous)
Haiku is easy
All you do is stop after
Seventeen syllab
Haiku # 26296 February 14, 2003 4:49 pm ET
by Someone of unknown origin
Well, Nancy and I
No wait, Nancy? Nancy who?
Where the Hell am I?
Haiku # 26295 February 14, 2003 4:46 pm ET
by The Earl of Earth
Capitalism
It is greed and foolishness
Therefore it is sin
Haiku # 26294 February 14, 2003 4:15 pm ET
by A Student of Jibba Jabba
only for the rich
is this stupid fucking day-
wealthy yuppie scum
Haiku # 26293 February 14, 2003 4:08 pm ET
by Heather of London
British and Yankees.
it's funny we agrue here,
it seems we're allies...
Haiku # 26292 February 14, 2003 2:58 pm ET
by a shogun named marcus of cincinnati
I'm sitting at this
computer and wondering
will anyone here be a writer?
Haiku # 26291 February 14, 2003 2:31 pm ET
by Mox
What do we forget?
you mock our intelligence
And our memory
Haiku # 26290 February 14, 2003 1:50 pm ET
by A Student of I admit, an astonishly huge number of stupid people live here

refighting old wars,
morally myopic yanks,
tug their proud missiles
Haiku # 26289 February 14, 2003 1:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
As opposed to the
British intelligence, eh?
How soon they forget
Haiku # 26288 February 14, 2003 12:41 pm ET
by shut up and drink your tea