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27 Years, 350 Days and 77336 Haiku later...

The Sun's always right
Ten million can't be wrong
France is a disgrace
Haiku # 26386, February 20, 2003 2:56 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Anti-french feeling
Do you not feel insulted
By 'the Sun' today?
Haiku # 26385, February 20, 2003 2:54 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
rave on old buddy
bebopaloola baby
ooeeooahah
Haiku # 26384, February 20, 2003 1:02 am ET
by mellie, talking gobbledygook
it' mesmerising
for some it's sheer ecstasy
hynotic trances
Haiku # 26383, February 20, 2003 12:57 am ET
by mellie
someone from Poland
we call them a Pole
a Hole from Holland
Haiku # 26382, February 20, 2003 12:52 am ET
by Mellie, just wondering
bloody rave music
no wonder they take the drugs
i guess you'd need to
Haiku # 26381, February 20, 2003 12:13 am ET
by ash
that haiku pixie
she's away with the faeries
but at least she counts
Haiku # 26380, February 20, 2003 12:08 am ET
by ash
picture the present
wrapped in white~fresh spring bouquets
hidden underneath
Haiku # 26379, February 19, 2003 11:37 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
the bachelorette
picked one sweet Renaissance man
romantic surprise
Haiku # 26378, February 19, 2003 11:30 pm ET
by musing that she may not have been so shallow afterall
don't be shy, saddam
c'mon, just show us your bombs
and we'll rain down ours
Haiku # 26377, February 19, 2003 11:05 pm ET
by ash
like two dogs in heat
we don't notice others' lives
lust makes you selfish
Haiku # 26376, February 19, 2003 11:03 pm ET
by ash (writing from memory i admit)
so hard to ignore
like pubic hair in my teeth
i must be in love
Haiku # 26375, February 19, 2003 11:01 pm ET
by ash
A gnome, two elf lords
Ancient spells wreaking much havoc;
Captain Kirk rules, too.
Haiku # 26374, February 19, 2003 6:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Like two trees entwined
None have felt this love before
Twin stars in the sky
Haiku # 26373, February 19, 2003 6:28 pm ET
by beat that for cliched, you bastards
ah, that Gwenhyfar
writes with ephemeral slant
(must be left-handed)
Haiku # 26372, February 19, 2003 6:15 pm ET
by lefties r us
against ancient skies
unicorns in the garden
alabaster spires
Haiku # 26371, February 19, 2003 6:11 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
Boston gal does ask
please explain sci-fi remark
something there I missed
Haiku # 26370, February 19, 2003 5:58 pm ET
by Asimov r'nt us
I passed P E F
A quarter of the students
Failed, but did better
Haiku # 26369, February 19, 2003 5:39 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
How to pass phys chem:
Stay up late looking at porn
And drink lots of beer
Haiku # 26368, February 19, 2003 5:38 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Boston gal killing
time - submit your verse at a
sci-fi convention
Haiku # 26367, February 19, 2003 4:33 pm ET
by for god's sake of missouri
ASCII and the man
in military uniform coaelsce like
Hershey's Quik
Haiku # 26366, February 19, 2003 2:54 pm ET
by Lee
Splashski can catch your
limit outside Stop'n'Go
and it's even bagged
Haiku # 26365, February 19, 2003 12:29 pm ET
by onjaysun (bit of icicle as bait)
blast of a beer fart,
ass cheeks flap, the sound effect
of sustained applause.
Haiku # 26364, February 19, 2003 12:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
weather outside is
frightful and the....who am I
kidd in' Sunny Cal
Haiku # 26363, February 19, 2003 12:17 pm ET
by onjaysun (shoveling sunshine on the left coast)
Polish ice fishing
a bigger hole doesn't make
for a bigger fish
Haiku # 26362, February 19, 2003 12:10 pm ET
by SPLASH...that's all folks
prisms and bubbles
magic and light, miracles
undone by the night
Haiku # 26361, February 19, 2003 12:09 pm ET
by Boston gal killing time
a few haiku for you
first this simple statement here
then "good" and one "fun"
Haiku # 26360, February 19, 2003 12:08 pm ET
by here goes...
Meinen Hund ist tot
Es isst meine grosse Wurst
So ich sto
Haiku # 26359, February 19, 2003 10:56 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Was ist P E F?
Es ist viele Bilanzen
Es ist sehr n
Haiku # 26358, February 19, 2003 10:49 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
T....w....s
h....a....o
i.....s....r
s..........t
.....m.....
w....a....o
e....d.....f
i.....e.....
r..........u
d....b....p
......y....s
b..........i
a....R....d
d..........e
......o.....
h....f.....d
a..........o
i.....P....w
k....T....n
u...........
Haiku # 26357, February 19, 2003 10:34 am ET
by R. of PT
Rebellion:
! ! ! ! !
! ! N O ! ! !
! ! ! ! !
Haiku # 26356, February 19, 2003 10:03 am ET
by R. of PT
Progress (R-L):
< < < < <
< < < < < < <
< < < < <
Haiku # 26355, February 19, 2003 9:59 am ET
by R. of PT
Exchanging insults
is not communication -
It's not even fun
Haiku # 26354, February 19, 2003 9:53 am ET
by R. of PT
How to be patient?
The explanations make sense,
But the phone doesn't ring...
Haiku # 26353, February 19, 2003 8:55 am ET
by R. of PT
Visual basic sucks
But not as well as that girl
Whom I met last night
Haiku # 26352, February 19, 2003 8:02 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
i'm thinking way hard
as if thinking could stop war
iraq my brains out
Haiku # 26351, February 19, 2003 6:31 am ET
by ash
Daisycutter bomb
Parachutes on reporter
Live on CNN
Haiku # 26350, February 19, 2003 4:01 am ET
by k of that's how you know the war has started
though we mourn his death
find celebrating life hard
always there for you
Haiku # 26349, February 19, 2003 1:37 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq.
death is heartbreaking
my heart goes out to tiger
he was your best friend
Haiku # 26348, February 19, 2003 1:36 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
blood kurdling terror
kalashnikov code killing
men women children
Haiku # 26347, February 19, 2003 12:16 am ET
by mellie
wisdom is hard work,
butterflies smell with their legs,
effortless haiku
Haiku # 26346, February 18, 2003 10:25 pm ET
by dumb,dumb,dumb
wisdom is hard work,
butterflies smell with their wings,
effortless haiku
Haiku # 26345, February 18, 2003 10:24 pm ET
by bad,bad,bad
That's exactly why
I had the windows tinted;
now I look so cool.
Haiku # 26344, February 18, 2003 10:06 pm ET
by Censor senser
you know, some things you
just can't explain, like, that
dishwasher that's been

there for ten years at
the local restaurant or
gothic Martha Stewart...
Haiku # 26343, February 18, 2003 3:28 pm ET
by Mox of why churls like moxie exist
aphrodisiac
inhale, hold it- blow it out,
you know what i mean
Haiku # 26342, February 18, 2003 3:27 pm ET
by H
drove a topless bug
of mellow and yellow, made
Onjay quite Sunny
Haiku # 26341, February 18, 2003 2:42 pm ET
by onjaysun (waiting for a green one)
weird beware that
ideas of march jumbled
two lines into one
Haiku # 26340, February 18, 2003 2:25 am ET
by mellie
february march
happened on sunshine coast too next thing it's april
Haiku # 26339, February 18, 2003 2:22 am ET
by mellie
marches are big now
1 million in London and
lots too in SF!
Haiku # 26338, February 17, 2003 8:59 pm ET
by k of let's get Bush on the ropes
falling with no sound
frozen crystals whisper down
hexagons cascade
Haiku # 26337, February 17, 2003 5:26 pm ET
by me again
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