Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 350 Days and 77336 Haiku later...

by the way i am cuty pie and
here is my pet dog tsolk
of dwcl(Jerry)in albay prov.







Haiku # 26431, February 22, 2003 6:37 am ET
by dog kaa
i want to have you but i can't
Haiku # 26430, February 22, 2003 6:35 am ET
by m,e
be jealous of myself
Haiku # 26429, February 22, 2003 6:34 am ET
by prettyme
i believe that all
my life i am always
cute
Haiku # 26428, February 22, 2003 6:33 am ET
by cutypie
Some of them were gone
But still life is worth while
Because of us man.
Haiku # 26427, February 22, 2003 6:31 am ET
by Tabitha Lyka Alvrado of BUCELS
Some of them were gone
But still life is worth while
Because of us man.
Haiku # 26426, February 22, 2003 6:29 am ET
by Tabitha Lyka
I'll reiterate
Never means never ever
Not with anyone
Haiku # 26425, February 22, 2003 12:35 am ET
by SemiPissedGirlfriend
I try to help but
I don't know how to since I
Haven't cept in sleep
Haiku # 26424, February 22, 2003 12:34 am ET
by SemiPissedGirlfriend
if you want it right
you'll have to do it yourself
while you show him how


and if he won't learn
either you're a bad teacher
or he's too stupid
Haiku # 26423, February 22, 2003 12:12 am ET
by ash
Someone please help me
All I want is to cum once
Is that wrong to ask???
Haiku # 26422, February 22, 2003 12:01 am ET
by ReallyPissedGirlfriend
Not my first is he
Quite experienced am I
My ratings are high
Haiku # 26421, February 22, 2003 12:00 am ET
by ReallyPissedGirlfriend
He was a virgin
So I taught him all he knows
Is it my fault?
Haiku # 26420, February 21, 2003 11:58 pm ET
by ReallyPissedGirlfriend
It has been five months
And I've never orgasmed
Is not that just wrong?
Haiku # 26419, February 21, 2003 11:57 pm ET
by ReallyPissedGirlfriend
I feel so helpless
Won't some kind soul lift me out
Of this sinner's life?
Haiku # 26418, February 21, 2003 11:55 pm ET
by ReallyPissedGirlfriend
Bloody hell boy friend
I've got to make up my mind
And ditch the ass hole
Haiku # 26417, February 21, 2003 11:54 pm ET
by ReallyPissedGirlfriend
Fucking customer
I can't stand selling him my
Body for no charge
Haiku # 26416, February 21, 2003 11:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Anger drags me down
Down to the source of his lust
I am used by him.
Haiku # 26415, February 21, 2003 11:52 pm ET
by ReallyPissedGirlfriend
pieces crumble down
my heart is flaking away
and now who am i?
Haiku # 26414, February 21, 2003 11:39 pm ET
by Ella
G-one, G-two, G-
now i'm naked of them all
i'll kill that bastard
Haiku # 26413, February 21, 2003 11:35 pm ET
by Ella
oh...and by the way
totally agree 'jaysun
Joanna's a bitch
Haiku # 26412, February 21, 2003 3:33 pm ET
by just another opinion r us
nightclub burned to ground
at least eighty-five are dead
pyro-techs gone wrong
Haiku # 26411, February 21, 2003 3:12 pm ET
by check out Boston.com (place was way too small for a crowd that size)
what's the love of this
addiction to self punish
when peace is off switch?
Haiku # 26410, February 21, 2003 2:22 pm ET
by Lee
ruining myself
submissive turn of cheek
cutting of own throat
Haiku # 26409, February 21, 2003 2:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of the last one was by "Lee", not "ap" here
BDSM hai
ku strikes with some rubber words
artificial stenchku
Haiku # 26408, February 21, 2003 2:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
part of being that
retarded thing is a stubborn
need to "be right" fight
Haiku # 26407, February 21, 2003 2:20 pm ET
by Lee
"vessel of god" has
some idol worship issues,
picks on deaf gal...SMAAAAART!
Haiku # 26406, February 21, 2003 2:10 pm ET
by onjaysun (Joanna, anytime y'all want to use that free pass to heaven...)
The shy shadow in the garden
loves the sun in silence,
Flowers guess the secret, and smile,
while the leaves whisper.
~Rabindranath Tagore
Haiku # 26405, February 21, 2003 11:59 am ET
by ComiCat
"hopes" her Persian boy
early morning bad haiku
as the fur does fly
Haiku # 26404, February 21, 2003 8:59 am ET
by me again
blue eyes open wide
a new sweetheart in my life
rag-doll pussy-cat
Haiku # 26403, February 21, 2003 8:57 am ET
by Boston gal hope her Persian boy will adjust
is it wet down there?
has been here for days now
the pressure builds up
Haiku # 26402, February 21, 2003 7:38 am ET
by mellie
tossed pussy scratched back
eyes as big as saucers too
interesting night
Haiku # 26401, February 21, 2003 7:34 am ET
by mellie
tossed out the front door
into the first rain in months
that'll calm you down
Haiku # 26400, February 21, 2003 5:58 am ET
by ash
talons in my flesh
arched like sydney harbour bridge
psychotic burmese
Haiku # 26399, February 21, 2003 5:56 am ET
by ash
the cat's gone crazy
tail like a feather duster
eyes like two saucers
Haiku # 26398, February 21, 2003 5:54 am ET
by ash
Oh no, I am fat
It is entirely your fault
Give me your money
Haiku # 26397, February 21, 2003 3:05 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
FUCKOFFMOXIEFUCKOFFMOXIEFUCKOFFMOXIEFUCKOFFMOXIEFUCKOFFMOXIE
Haiku # 26396, February 21, 2003 12:37 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I've said it once, say
it again, "Annoyed Monkeys"...
great name for a band!
Haiku # 26395, February 20, 2003 5:19 pm ET
by onjaysun (thx Mr. Barry)
the tale of the old
gods seems to involve naked
women dancing gauzed...
Haiku # 26394, February 20, 2003 4:32 pm ET
by Lee
mocking the cedar
the trees freeze into wooden shapes
mockeries of wood
Haiku # 26393, February 20, 2003 4:31 pm ET
by Lee
I'm not sure of that
We cover that in two weeks
But at the moment
We're poking monkeys
With poles with socks on the end
To annoy them lots
Haiku # 26392, February 20, 2003 4:10 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
got me rubber gloves,
turkey baster...what's next step
via ear canal?
Haiku # 26391, February 20, 2003 3:36 pm ET
by onjaysun (and where does the thermometer go?)
Watched ABC last
night, all new reasons to hate
Melissa Rivers
Haiku # 26390, February 20, 2003 3:27 pm ET
by onjaysun (I'm haikuable, get me outta here!)
Blind faith is no faith
Thinking satanism is
Christianity
Haiku # 26389, February 20, 2003 1:29 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Sorry about that
The Sun doesn't feature news
Just celebrities
Haiku # 26388, February 20, 2003 6:25 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
The Sun? A paper?
With naked women? With news?
It's written for kids
Haiku # 26387, February 20, 2003 2:58 am ET
by A Student of If you do not help Britain and the U.S. Iraq will invade you
The Sun's always right
Ten million can't be wrong
France is a disgrace
Haiku # 26386, February 20, 2003 2:56 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Anti-french feeling
Do you not feel insulted
By 'the Sun' today?
Haiku # 26385, February 20, 2003 2:54 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
rave on old buddy
bebopaloola baby
ooeeooahah
Haiku # 26384, February 20, 2003 1:02 am ET
by mellie, talking gobbledygook
it' mesmerising
for some it's sheer ecstasy
hynotic trances
Haiku # 26383, February 20, 2003 12:57 am ET
by mellie
someone from Poland
we call them a Pole
a Hole from Holland
Haiku # 26382, February 20, 2003 12:52 am ET
by Mellie, just wondering
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