Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 350 Days and 77336 Haiku later...

Knitted hats with holes -
some of them do not really
shine in fear of Sky
Haiku # 26453, February 24, 2003 10:51 am ET
by R. of PT
Libra is about
the scales, balanced, things are right
when tilted, things go stray...
Haiku # 26452, February 24, 2003 10:17 am ET
by Lee
sometimes you just know
most other times you're not sure
but that's how it is
Haiku # 26451, February 24, 2003 8:04 am ET
by ash
irregular hours
and disrupted sleep patterns
no wonder i'm weird
Haiku # 26450, February 24, 2003 7:31 am ET
by ash
the good doctor says,
"You Russians are weird people."
but, there is new jersey.
Haiku # 26449, February 24, 2003 1:57 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey...Surfing U.S.A.
my passion's here
though attentions divided
remembering you
Haiku # 26448, February 24, 2003 1:07 am ET
by swiftheart
i need your passion
stop searching incessantly
for meaninglessness
Haiku # 26447, February 24, 2003 1:00 am ET
by happytreehugger
ebay auctions be
man's downfall without regret
pine wood dog five bucks
Haiku # 26446, February 24, 2003 12:53 am ET
by jimbobjoe
i washed my coat today
delicate did not suffice
oh yeah now it's clean
Haiku # 26445, February 24, 2003 12:47 am ET
by happytreehugger
Inside my left ear
I felt a little tingle
It was not a bug
Haiku # 26444, February 23, 2003 9:00 pm ET
by spacemky of CA, US
ice city douvet
house of god is closed?
Heaven's reading week
Haiku # 26443, February 23, 2003 6:23 pm ET
by Heather
"Quack, quack." said the duck
As it made a decision
One more than the bush
Haiku # 26442, February 23, 2003 4:25 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
"Moo, moo." said the cow
As its IQ test result
Beat that of the Bush
Haiku # 26441, February 23, 2003 3:54 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
"Whoop whoop." said the ape
It made so much more sense than
George 'kill arabs' Bush
Haiku # 26440, February 23, 2003 1:27 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
The messiah comes
And he speaks, what does he say
"May I have some tea?"
Haiku # 26439, February 23, 2003 9:40 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
The guy opposite
Had about six, but they left
Now he has just two
(Plus their friends)
Haiku # 26438, February 23, 2003 7:43 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
i have two girlfriends
one is pretty one is hot
oh, i love them both
Haiku # 26437, February 23, 2003 7:27 am ET
by muah
Blatant pro-war songs
Are so good to listen to
When they take the piss
Haiku # 26436, February 22, 2003 4:06 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
the words that come out
of my mouth if they throw me
for a loop in foot
Haiku # 26435, February 22, 2003 3:52 pm ET
by Lee
meaningless wording
on stranger's minds, until replaced
by some fresher sound
Haiku # 26434, February 22, 2003 2:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
a dark gang gathered
on 14th street, leather clad
dealing disaster

give me wizards who
turn leather to wings lifting
ugliness away
Haiku # 26433, February 22, 2003 12:58 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
by the way i am cutypie and here is my dog tsolk (jerry) of
dwcl in albay
Haiku # 26432, February 22, 2003 6:39 am ET
by pet dog kaka
by the way i am cuty pie and
here is my pet dog tsolk
of dwcl(Jerry)in albay prov.







Haiku # 26431, February 22, 2003 6:37 am ET
by dog kaa
i want to have you but i can't
Haiku # 26430, February 22, 2003 6:35 am ET
by m,e
be jealous of myself
Haiku # 26429, February 22, 2003 6:34 am ET
by prettyme
i believe that all
my life i am always
cute
Haiku # 26428, February 22, 2003 6:33 am ET
by cutypie
Some of them were gone
But still life is worth while
Because of us man.
Haiku # 26427, February 22, 2003 6:31 am ET
by Tabitha Lyka Alvrado of BUCELS
Some of them were gone
But still life is worth while
Because of us man.
Haiku # 26426, February 22, 2003 6:29 am ET
by Tabitha Lyka
I'll reiterate
Never means never ever
Not with anyone
Haiku # 26425, February 22, 2003 12:35 am ET
by SemiPissedGirlfriend
I try to help but
I don't know how to since I
Haven't cept in sleep
Haiku # 26424, February 22, 2003 12:34 am ET
by SemiPissedGirlfriend
if you want it right
you'll have to do it yourself
while you show him how


and if he won't learn
either you're a bad teacher
or he's too stupid
Haiku # 26423, February 22, 2003 12:12 am ET
by ash
Someone please help me
All I want is to cum once
Is that wrong to ask???
Haiku # 26422, February 22, 2003 12:01 am ET
by ReallyPissedGirlfriend
Not my first is he
Quite experienced am I
My ratings are high
Haiku # 26421, February 22, 2003 12:00 am ET
by ReallyPissedGirlfriend
He was a virgin
So I taught him all he knows
Is it my fault?
Haiku # 26420, February 21, 2003 11:58 pm ET
by ReallyPissedGirlfriend
It has been five months
And I've never orgasmed
Is not that just wrong?
Haiku # 26419, February 21, 2003 11:57 pm ET
by ReallyPissedGirlfriend
I feel so helpless
Won't some kind soul lift me out
Of this sinner's life?
Haiku # 26418, February 21, 2003 11:55 pm ET
by ReallyPissedGirlfriend
Bloody hell boy friend
I've got to make up my mind
And ditch the ass hole
Haiku # 26417, February 21, 2003 11:54 pm ET
by ReallyPissedGirlfriend
Fucking customer
I can't stand selling him my
Body for no charge
Haiku # 26416, February 21, 2003 11:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Anger drags me down
Down to the source of his lust
I am used by him.
Haiku # 26415, February 21, 2003 11:52 pm ET
by ReallyPissedGirlfriend
pieces crumble down
my heart is flaking away
and now who am i?
Haiku # 26414, February 21, 2003 11:39 pm ET
by Ella
G-one, G-two, G-
now i'm naked of them all
i'll kill that bastard
Haiku # 26413, February 21, 2003 11:35 pm ET
by Ella
oh...and by the way
totally agree 'jaysun
Joanna's a bitch
Haiku # 26412, February 21, 2003 3:33 pm ET
by just another opinion r us
nightclub burned to ground
at least eighty-five are dead
pyro-techs gone wrong
Haiku # 26411, February 21, 2003 3:12 pm ET
by check out Boston.com (place was way too small for a crowd that size)
what's the love of this
addiction to self punish
when peace is off switch?
Haiku # 26410, February 21, 2003 2:22 pm ET
by Lee
ruining myself
submissive turn of cheek
cutting of own throat
Haiku # 26409, February 21, 2003 2:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of the last one was by "Lee", not "ap" here
BDSM hai
ku strikes with some rubber words
artificial stenchku
Haiku # 26408, February 21, 2003 2:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
part of being that
retarded thing is a stubborn
need to "be right" fight
Haiku # 26407, February 21, 2003 2:20 pm ET
by Lee
"vessel of god" has
some idol worship issues,
picks on deaf gal...SMAAAAART!
Haiku # 26406, February 21, 2003 2:10 pm ET
by onjaysun (Joanna, anytime y'all want to use that free pass to heaven...)
The shy shadow in the garden
loves the sun in silence,
Flowers guess the secret, and smile,
while the leaves whisper.
~Rabindranath Tagore
Haiku # 26405, February 21, 2003 11:59 am ET
by ComiCat
"hopes" her Persian boy
early morning bad haiku
as the fur does fly
Haiku # 26404, February 21, 2003 8:59 am ET
by me again
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