Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 74 Days and 78047 Haiku later...
Tony, you're labour
You're not tory or fascist
So stop pretending
Haiku # 26464 February 24, 2003 1:29 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Cinema? Worth cash?
Not important, older fools
You are not wiser
But have merely got
Senile dementia early
My money's for ale
Haiku # 26463 February 24, 2003 12:08 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
From your description
Of Harry Potter, I see
That nothing happens
Haiku # 26462 February 24, 2003 12:06 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
A giraffe, techno?
I think I'd pay to see that
What's the zoo's number?
Haiku # 26461 February 24, 2003 12:04 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Move your arms a bit
now hips and shoulders... less neck
you're not a giraffe
Haiku # 26460 February 24, 2003 11:47 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Spinning the too fast
sparrow spirals lost control
by techno driven
Haiku # 26459 February 24, 2003 11:19 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
A bird in the bush
Must be rather damn painful
For the president
Haiku # 26458 February 24, 2003 11:19 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Just listen closely
you can hear the secret tones
inside the techno
Haiku # 26457 February 24, 2003 11:15 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
S. "change", M. "mafdal",
A. "union", L. "gathering"?
Together they are SMALL!
Haiku # 26456 February 24, 2003 11:11 am ET
by R. of PT
The day of judgement
Comes ever closer and we are
All going to Hell
Haiku # 26455 February 24, 2003 11:11 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
So what if they did
this weird sort of a new pact?
We do not need them!
Haiku # 26454 February 24, 2003 10:54 am ET
by R. of PT
Knitted hats with holes -
some of them do not really
shine in fear of Sky
Haiku # 26453 February 24, 2003 10:51 am ET
by R. of PT
Libra is about
the scales, balanced, things are right
when tilted, things go stray...
Haiku # 26452 February 24, 2003 10:17 am ET
by Lee
sometimes you just know
most other times you're not sure
but that's how it is
Haiku # 26451 February 24, 2003 8:04 am ET
by ash
irregular hours
and disrupted sleep patterns
no wonder i'm weird
Haiku # 26450 February 24, 2003 7:31 am ET
by ash
the good doctor says,
"You Russians are weird people."
but, there is new jersey.
Haiku # 26449 February 24, 2003 1:57 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey...Surfing U.S.A.
my passion's here
though attentions divided
remembering you
Haiku # 26448 February 24, 2003 1:07 am ET
by swiftheart
i need your passion
stop searching incessantly
for meaninglessness
Haiku # 26447 February 24, 2003 1:00 am ET
by happytreehugger
ebay auctions be
man's downfall without regret
pine wood dog five bucks
Haiku # 26446 February 24, 2003 12:53 am ET
by jimbobjoe
i washed my coat today
delicate did not suffice
oh yeah now it's clean
Haiku # 26445 February 24, 2003 12:47 am ET
by happytreehugger
Inside my left ear
I felt a little tingle
It was not a bug
Haiku # 26444 February 23, 2003 9:00 pm ET
by spacemky of CA, US
ice city douvet
house of god is closed?
Heaven's reading week
Haiku # 26443 February 23, 2003 6:23 pm ET
by Heather
"Quack, quack." said the duck
As it made a decision
One more than the bush
Haiku # 26442 February 23, 2003 4:25 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
"Moo, moo." said the cow
As its IQ test result
Beat that of the Bush
Haiku # 26441 February 23, 2003 3:54 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
"Whoop whoop." said the ape
It made so much more sense than
George 'kill arabs' Bush
Haiku # 26440 February 23, 2003 1:27 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
The messiah comes
And he speaks, what does he say
"May I have some tea?"
Haiku # 26439 February 23, 2003 9:40 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
The guy opposite
Had about six, but they left
Now he has just two
(Plus their friends)
Haiku # 26438 February 23, 2003 7:43 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
i have two girlfriends
one is pretty one is hot
oh, i love them both
Haiku # 26437 February 23, 2003 7:27 am ET
by muah
Blatant pro-war songs
Are so good to listen to
When they take the piss
Haiku # 26436 February 22, 2003 4:06 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
the words that come out
of my mouth if they throw me
for a loop in foot
Haiku # 26435 February 22, 2003 3:52 pm ET
by Lee
meaningless wording
on stranger's minds, until replaced
by some fresher sound
Haiku # 26434 February 22, 2003 2:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
a dark gang gathered
on 14th street, leather clad
dealing disaster

give me wizards who
turn leather to wings lifting
ugliness away
Haiku # 26433 February 22, 2003 12:58 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
by the way i am cutypie and here is my dog tsolk (jerry) of
dwcl in albay
Haiku # 26432 February 22, 2003 6:39 am ET
by pet dog kaka
by the way i am cuty pie and
here is my pet dog tsolk
of dwcl(Jerry)in albay prov.







Haiku # 26431 February 22, 2003 6:37 am ET
by dog kaa
i want to have you but i can't
Haiku # 26430 February 22, 2003 6:35 am ET
by m,e
be jealous of myself
Haiku # 26429 February 22, 2003 6:34 am ET
by prettyme
i believe that all
my life i am always
cute
Haiku # 26428 February 22, 2003 6:33 am ET
by cutypie
Some of them were gone
But still life is worth while
Because of us man.
Haiku # 26427 February 22, 2003 6:31 am ET
by Tabitha Lyka Alvrado of BUCELS
Some of them were gone
But still life is worth while
Because of us man.
Haiku # 26426 February 22, 2003 6:29 am ET
by Tabitha Lyka
I'll reiterate
Never means never ever
Not with anyone
Haiku # 26425 February 22, 2003 12:35 am ET
by SemiPissedGirlfriend
I try to help but
I don't know how to since I
Haven't cept in sleep
Haiku # 26424 February 22, 2003 12:34 am ET
by SemiPissedGirlfriend
if you want it right
you'll have to do it yourself
while you show him how


and if he won't learn
either you're a bad teacher
or he's too stupid
Haiku # 26423 February 22, 2003 12:12 am ET
by ash
Someone please help me
All I want is to cum once
Is that wrong to ask???
Haiku # 26422 February 22, 2003 12:01 am ET
by ReallyPissedGirlfriend
Not my first is he
Quite experienced am I
My ratings are high
Haiku # 26421 February 22, 2003 12:00 am ET
by ReallyPissedGirlfriend
He was a virgin
So I taught him all he knows
Is it my fault?
Haiku # 26420 February 21, 2003 11:58 pm ET
by ReallyPissedGirlfriend
It has been five months
And I've never orgasmed
Is not that just wrong?
Haiku # 26419 February 21, 2003 11:57 pm ET
by ReallyPissedGirlfriend
I feel so helpless
Won't some kind soul lift me out
Of this sinner's life?
Haiku # 26418 February 21, 2003 11:55 pm ET
by ReallyPissedGirlfriend
Bloody hell boy friend
I've got to make up my mind
And ditch the ass hole
Haiku # 26417 February 21, 2003 11:54 pm ET
by ReallyPissedGirlfriend
Fucking customer
I can't stand selling him my
Body for no charge
Haiku # 26416 February 21, 2003 11:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Anger drags me down
Down to the source of his lust
I am used by him.
Haiku # 26415 February 21, 2003 11:52 pm ET
by ReallyPissedGirlfriend