bend me over my
hot little computer for
cyber orgasm

be my fuck buddy
id love to teach you how to
fuck like a rockstar

french ticklers are not
an instrument of evil
please folks dont ban them

maybe bush needs to
get laid by some hardcore punk
and then he will feel

is your penis large?
if so please fuck me right now
then smile afterward

Is it all about
Beef Testosteroni and
Estrogen Tonics?

I can't tell Jane that
she tells us big hands big twat
measure of friendship

I sink like a stone
In your sea of vanity
And you don't see me.

i think it's a myth
regarding midline structures
though my feet ARE big

i have a big nose
and so do i
bi-nasal introduction

Is this haiku porn?
I'll have to change my style then
"Ohhh, that's such a big..."

near one hundred dead
nightclub owners SO guilty
crim'nal negligence

in what's? in a mess
how to move on in this rain
don't pack the tinny

doggie fleas raining
more inspections instusions
moving right along

wait out on the street
for that good lookin' short guy
follow him to work

10 o'clock meeting
bored, i stare out the window
and sip my coffee

Strip you of your socks
And lay me down beside you
Feel my energy.

So to bed I go
With Lord of the Rings dreaming
And you'll be there, love.

Pay me attention
Where are your eyes wandering?
Nothing, never mind.

I stare in the dark
My loves hate, yet cool and calm
Locked inside your eyes.

To the Amazon
Blond radiance scorching me
But inside is void.

you are all the same
as you do it time and time
type dirty to me

why does your ass smell
so bad each day we party
please use some strong soap

masturbate with me
look into my eyes cleary
dont forget the lube

kiss my ass and then
shove something massive inside
then we can be friends

jesus where are you
i thought you would be inside
my cute underwear

party on dude please
hand me some cheap women now
then we can unite

boundless universe
teach us how to cosmically
fly thru the cosmos

will you feel me up
i am hard up now fuck me
and then cum after

fuck im sick today
maybe you will come to me
and then we can lick

Mini Whack-a-Mole
at arms-reach...MUST NOT PLAY! and
think of Sin Crawford

the voice of hell always
speaks taking hope away
from those who need to hear it most

The Spice Girls were hot!
Back when they were New Kids On
The Block. O, sorrow!

Tony, you're labour
You're not tory or fascist
So stop pretending

Cinema? Worth cash?
Not important, older fools
You are not wiser
But have merely got
Senile dementia early
My money's for ale

From your description
Of Harry Potter, I see
That nothing happens

A giraffe, techno?
I think I'd pay to see that
What's the zoo's number?

Move your arms a bit
now hips and shoulders... less neck
you're not a giraffe

Spinning the too fast
sparrow spirals lost control
by techno driven

A bird in the bush
Must be rather damn painful
For the president

Just listen closely
you can hear the secret tones
inside the techno

S. "change", M. "mafdal",
A. "union", L. "gathering"?
Together they are SMALL!

The day of judgement
Comes ever closer and we are
All going to Hell

So what if they did
this weird sort of a new pact?
We do not need them!

Knitted hats with holes -
some of them do not really
shine in fear of Sky

Libra is about
the scales, balanced, things are right
when tilted, things go stray...

sometimes you just know
most other times you're not sure
but that's how it is

irregular hours
and disrupted sleep patterns
no wonder i'm weird

my passion's here
though attentions divided
remembering you