i wish i could dance
the funky caucasian stinks
frog in a blender...
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
dirty haiku stinks
if i wanted this garbage
i'd watch spice channel
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
She comes to my room
She lays down upon my bed
"This room is dirty."
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
This jibber jabber
May be awful but it makes
For some bad haiku
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
And my bath pillow
Used to have a huge penis
Until I took it?
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Your penis is what?
There's no need to tell me this!
Just shut up now fool!
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Have sex with rabbits?
An interesting thought that
But it's rather sick
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
And my bath pillow
Should have a penis he says
It's a bath pillow
(fool, it appears in his fantasies too)
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
His fantasies strange
Involving me with his girl
He has a new one
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
The lady wants him
But he's not interested
And they still go out
(fool)
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
The golden monkey!!!
And in a children's programme!?
How can they show this?
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
It'll cost me what?
And that's just for the oral?
Is it any good?
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
That's a big needle!
What do you use it for then?
You put it in where?
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Paris loses it
on C-Span, really is a
bad week for the French
by onjaysun (love them Gilmore Girls)
times I was a tree
spreading my arms~as you were
a cloud passing through
by Gwenhyfar
Tangled up in cheer
I flew down this happy street
your hand upon mine
by Betty LeBomb
You want to come in?
You want to remove your clothes?
And then you want to...
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
My kitten's gotta
whip...and all I got is this
ball of yarn, what's wrong?
by onjaysun (don't underestimate the uses of knitting needles)
the distractions
of the meat wheel of this life
create new life feeds
by Lee
Leather, tight and black
A whip cracks, the pain lasts long
It is my reward
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Rumbling beneath my
leather, it pulls at my hair,
pulls me into flight
by Betty LeBomb
bend me over my
hot little computer for
cyber orgasm
by cyberhoe
be my fuck buddy
id love to teach you how to
fuck like a rockstar
by rockerporn
french ticklers are not
an instrument of evil
please folks dont ban them
by tiklemelmo
maybe bush needs to
get laid by some hardcore punk
and then he will feel
by mushrok
is your penis large?
if so please fuck me right now
then smile afterward
by Anonymous Poet
Is it all about
Beef Testosteroni and
Estrogen Tonics?
by onjaysun (so how do make a hormone?)
I can't tell Jane that
she tells us big hands big twat
measure of friendship
by mellie, hiya jane babe :-)
I sink like a stone
In your sea of vanity
And you don't see me.
by Slightlydejectedtreehugger
i think it's a myth
regarding midline structures
though my feet ARE big
by ash
i have a big nose
and so do i
bi-nasal introduction
by p
Is this haiku porn?
I'll have to change my style then
"Ohhh, that's such a big..."
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
near one hundred dead
nightclub owners SO guilty
crim'nal negligence
by so say I
in what's? in a mess
how to move on in this rain
don't pack the tinny
by mellie
doggie fleas raining
more inspections instusions
moving right along
by mellie
wait out on the street
for that good lookin' short guy
follow him to work
by anna of sydney
10 o'clock meeting
bored, i stare out the window
and sip my coffee
by anna of sydney
Strip you of your socks
And lay me down beside you
Feel my energy.
by happytreehugger
So to bed I go
With Lord of the Rings dreaming
And you'll be there, love.
by happytreehugger
Pay me attention
Where are your eyes wandering?
Nothing, never mind.
by happytreehugger
I stare in the dark
My loves hate, yet cool and calm
Locked inside your eyes.
by happytreehugger
To the Amazon
Blond radiance scorching me
But inside is void.
by happytreehugger
you are all the same
as you do it time and time
type dirty to me
by ash
why does your ass smell
so bad each day we party
please use some strong soap
by smeldog
masturbate with me
look into my eyes cleary
dont forget the lube
by hornetta
kiss my ass and then
shove something massive inside
then we can be friends
by giveittome
jesus where are you
i thought you would be inside
my cute underwear
by Anonymous Poet
party on dude please
hand me some cheap women now
then we can unite
by blucollared
boundless universe
teach us how to cosmically
fly thru the cosmos
by whee
