Oh! persuasive one
my desire melts denial
at your silken tongue

Cover up my ears
with fuzzy foam and headphones
snow's falling outside

The man with no hair
Removes his wifes skirt and top
And puts on his clothes

Not one nice stranger
Has since done such an action
Quite disappointing

I had just met her
I had no clue who she was
I didn't complain

Someone once told me
"I'm sorry I touched your bum."
Why not touch again?

a blizzard of want
obscuring what we need,
accumulating

from the beginning
her cell phone kept ringing, the
warning chime I missed

she's sparkling and wet;
that instant, bright feeling of
love drowned out by lust

pleasure hhhmmmmmm pleasure
with my wrists bound so tightly
your mouth touches me

Work? What would work be?
I just drink and write haiku
And go into debt

Work before pleasure
Passion on hold, once again
Hollow promises

Prez plan to take out
crazed armed man of wrong faith, sounds
Waco....oops wacko!

The frog poked his gills
But Geoff was poisonous so
The foolish frog died

Geoff the purple fish
Was swimming along one day
When he met a frog

And with all this fun,
do you know what happened to
the Internet chick?

this needs to be done
time needs to be found by us
talent scouts...line up

an album cover
big tymers just big pimpin'
that's right...huzzuh!

concert on friday
stoked, but it starts real early
rush hour traffic...

good haiku there pete!
how about a joint venture
no pun intended

feeling so stupid,
forgetting to sign my work,
well, maybe this time

Five dollar cover,
kids under 6 get in free,
Drugs at big dicounts!

i'm selling crack rock,
an all-drug liquidation!
this Sunday, "THESE DRUGS MUST GO!"

after the torrents
the desert that was my yard
sprouts like a jungle

tonight bitter wind
bends branches against windows
backwards and forwards

daylight lengthening
impatiently I'm waiting
warming from the sun

here where it's just six
(that's degrees, not time of day)
hot-tub warms me toes

unavoidably
a metre of white water
tosses me backwards

churning salty sand
tingling bubbles of white foam
intertidal spa

Spasms of pleasure
They explode inside my mind
As I grab your leg

I watch as you sit
Face skewed in concentration
Hey! I drink from that

no money for me
planning for a trip in may...
must sell some crack rock

very eloquent
kris kross and vanilla ice
word to your mother

moo moo buckaroo
said the fat white cow to me
face...paint by numbers

german assignment
hard to do with a partner...
never comes to class

icey weather comes
texans cannot drive in this...
all cars in a ditch

i wish i could dance
the funky caucasian stinks
frog in a blender...

dirty haiku stinks
if i wanted this garbage
i'd watch spice channel

She comes to my room
She lays down upon my bed
"This room is dirty."

This jibber jabber
May be awful but it makes
For some bad haiku

And my bath pillow
Used to have a huge penis
Until I took it?

Your penis is what?
There's no need to tell me this!
Just shut up now fool!

Have sex with rabbits?
An interesting thought that
But it's rather sick

And my bath pillow
Should have a penis he says
It's a bath pillow
(fool, it appears in his fantasies too)

His fantasies strange
Involving me with his girl
He has a new one

The lady wants him
But he's not interested
And they still go out
(fool)

The golden monkey!!!
And in a children's programme!?
How can they show this?

It'll cost me what?
And that's just for the oral?
Is it any good?

That's a big needle!
What do you use it for then?
You put it in where?

Paris loses it
on C-Span, really is a
bad week for the French