Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 350 Days and 77335 Haiku later...

so full of my heat
this bursting of my joy into
the center of you
Haiku # 26559, February 27, 2003 4:13 pm ET
by Braelyn
Helpless against sky
wind abrades away my dust
scattering white drift
Haiku # 26558, February 27, 2003 4:12 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Dusts up my hat
ups my cuffs, down my collar
into squinty eyes
Haiku # 26557, February 27, 2003 4:07 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
late afternoon snack
soft rustling of silky sheets
lover's grazing
Haiku # 26556, February 27, 2003 4:06 pm ET
by who else?
Oh! persuasive one
my desire melts denial
at your silken tongue
Haiku # 26555, February 27, 2003 4:02 pm ET
by Braelyn
Cover up my ears
with fuzzy foam and headphones
snow's falling outside
Haiku # 26554, February 27, 2003 3:21 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
The man with no hair
Removes his wifes skirt and top
And puts on his clothes
Haiku # 26553, February 27, 2003 3:12 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Not one nice stranger
Has since done such an action
Quite disappointing
Haiku # 26552, February 27, 2003 3:11 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
I had just met her
I had no clue who she was
I didn't complain
Haiku # 26551, February 27, 2003 3:09 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Someone once told me
"I'm sorry I touched your bum."
Why not touch again?
Haiku # 26550, February 27, 2003 3:08 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
a blizzard of want
obscuring what we need,
accumulating
Haiku # 26549, February 27, 2003 2:30 pm ET
by snowshower
from the beginning
her cell phone kept ringing, the
warning chime I missed
Haiku # 26548, February 27, 2003 2:26 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
she's sparkling and wet;
that instant, bright feeling of
love drowned out by lust
Haiku # 26547, February 27, 2003 2:15 pm ET
by snowshower
pleasure hhhmmmmmm pleasure
with my wrists bound so tightly
your mouth touches me
Haiku # 26546, February 27, 2003 2:05 pm ET
by Braelyn
Work? What would work be?
I just drink and write haiku
And go into debt
Haiku # 26545, February 27, 2003 1:03 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Work before pleasure
Passion on hold, once again
Hollow promises
Haiku # 26544, February 27, 2003 12:23 pm ET
by LizB of Passawhochie
Prez plan to take out
crazed armed man of wrong faith, sounds
Waco....oops wacko!
Haiku # 26543, February 27, 2003 12:17 pm ET
by onjaysun (thx Mr Maher)
The frog poked his gills
But Geoff was poisonous so
The foolish frog died
Haiku # 26542, February 27, 2003 10:47 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Geoff the purple fish
Was swimming along one day
When he met a frog
Haiku # 26541, February 27, 2003 10:45 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
And with all this fun,
do you know what happened to
the Internet chick?
Haiku # 26540, February 27, 2003 3:04 am ET
by guess who? of where
this needs to be done
time needs to be found by us
talent scouts...line up
Haiku # 26539, February 27, 2003 1:02 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
an album cover
big tymers just big pimpin'
that's right...huzzuh!
Haiku # 26538, February 27, 2003 1:00 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
concert on friday
stoked, but it starts real early
rush hour traffic...
Haiku # 26537, February 27, 2003 12:55 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
good haiku there pete!
how about a joint venture
no pun intended
Haiku # 26536, February 27, 2003 12:52 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
feeling so stupid,
forgetting to sign my work,
well, maybe this time
Haiku # 26535, February 26, 2003 11:59 pm ET
by Cornea Pete of Poopnscoop, TX
Five dollar cover,
kids under 6 get in free,
Drugs at big dicounts!
Haiku # 26534, February 26, 2003 11:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i'm selling crack rock,
an all-drug liquidation!
this Sunday, "THESE DRUGS MUST GO!"
Haiku # 26533, February 26, 2003 11:48 pm ET
by Cornea Pete of Poopnscoop
after the torrents
the desert that was my yard
sprouts like a jungle
Haiku # 26532, February 26, 2003 10:23 pm ET
by ash
tonight bitter wind
bends branches against windows
backwards and forwards
Haiku # 26531, February 26, 2003 10:04 pm ET
by wild & woolly night r us
daylight lengthening
impatiently I'm waiting
warming from the sun
Haiku # 26530, February 26, 2003 9:59 pm ET
by just me again~dreamin' of spring days~
here where it's just six
(that's degrees, not time of day)
hot-tub warms me toes
Haiku # 26529, February 26, 2003 9:49 pm ET
by just me
unavoidably
a metre of white water
tosses me backwards
Haiku # 26528, February 26, 2003 9:37 pm ET
by ash
churning salty sand
tingling bubbles of white foam
intertidal spa
Haiku # 26527, February 26, 2003 9:33 pm ET
by ash
Spasms of pleasure
They explode inside my mind
As I grab your leg
Haiku # 26526, February 26, 2003 9:20 pm ET
by Gwen's dog (Otis)
I watch as you sit
Face skewed in concentration
Hey! I drink from that
Haiku # 26525, February 26, 2003 9:17 pm ET
by Gwen's cat (Persian Boy)
no money for me
planning for a trip in may...
must sell some crack rock
Haiku # 26524, February 26, 2003 7:11 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
very eloquent
kris kross and vanilla ice
word to your mother
Haiku # 26523, February 26, 2003 7:06 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
moo moo buckaroo
said the fat white cow to me
face...paint by numbers
Haiku # 26522, February 26, 2003 7:03 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
german assignment
hard to do with a partner...
never comes to class
Haiku # 26521, February 26, 2003 7:01 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
icey weather comes
texans cannot drive in this...
all cars in a ditch
Haiku # 26520, February 26, 2003 7:00 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
i wish i could dance
the funky caucasian stinks
frog in a blender...
Haiku # 26519, February 26, 2003 6:57 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
dirty haiku stinks
if i wanted this garbage
i'd watch spice channel
Haiku # 26518, February 26, 2003 6:50 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
She comes to my room
She lays down upon my bed
"This room is dirty."
Haiku # 26517, February 26, 2003 4:38 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
This jibber jabber
May be awful but it makes
For some bad haiku
Haiku # 26516, February 26, 2003 4:36 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
And my bath pillow
Used to have a huge penis
Until I took it?
Haiku # 26515, February 26, 2003 4:36 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Your penis is what?
There's no need to tell me this!
Just shut up now fool!
Haiku # 26514, February 26, 2003 4:35 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Have sex with rabbits?
An interesting thought that
But it's rather sick
Haiku # 26513, February 26, 2003 4:34 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
And my bath pillow
Should have a penis he says
It's a bath pillow
(fool, it appears in his fantasies too)
Haiku # 26512, February 26, 2003 4:32 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
His fantasies strange
Involving me with his girl
He has a new one
Haiku # 26511, February 26, 2003 4:31 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
The lady wants him
But he's not interested
And they still go out
(fool)
Haiku # 26510, February 26, 2003 4:10 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
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