Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 74 Days and 78047 Haiku later...
got my neck x-rayed
next day i had a sore throat
i ask my dog why
Haiku # 26574 February 28, 2003 12:46 am ET
by thunder stork
Ain't got no draft card
Ain't got no war and dying
Peace is ultimate
Haiku # 26573 February 27, 2003 5:45 pm ET
by CrazyEraHippie of Woodstock (I wish)
telegraphed today
in mounds upon my doorstep
"Spring has been delayed"
Haiku # 26572 February 27, 2003 5:36 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
I think I'll stop there
Nothing like borderline rape
To start the day off
Haiku # 26571 February 27, 2003 5:35 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Swift, with conviction
Far too fast for her to stop
You begin the act
Haiku # 26570 February 27, 2003 5:34 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
tiny droplets mist
freezing to the trees -- fog bound
swirling eventide
Haiku # 26569 February 27, 2003 5:34 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
You sit beside her
Run your fingers down her arm
Toward what you see
Haiku # 26568 February 27, 2003 5:33 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Leads you to her room
Turns the lights down, on the bed
But not quite ready
Haiku # 26567 February 27, 2003 5:31 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
even in winter
long bare limbs of the willow
forever weeping
Haiku # 26566 February 27, 2003 5:31 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
Young lady beckons
Clad in lace, so very slight
Overconfident
Haiku # 26565 February 27, 2003 5:30 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
breathe out breathe in breathe
out breathe in breathe out breathe in
breathe out ... time to stop.
Haiku # 26564 February 27, 2003 5:24 pm ET
by snowshower
new frost between stone
positions frozen in place -
we must compromise
Haiku # 26563 February 27, 2003 5:23 pm ET
by sinshower
pink (beefy?) temptress
I can no longer remain
vegetarian
Haiku # 26562 February 27, 2003 4:44 pm ET
by ap loves Braelyn
in old Hungary
vampires are considered
nothing budapest
Haiku # 26561 February 27, 2003 4:32 pm ET
by hah hah hah hah
you said it's Chile
despite the tropical sun
and I Bolivia
Haiku # 26560 February 27, 2003 4:16 pm ET
by me again
so full of my heat
this bursting of my joy into
the center of you
Haiku # 26559 February 27, 2003 4:13 pm ET
by Braelyn
Helpless against sky
wind abrades away my dust
scattering white drift
Haiku # 26558 February 27, 2003 4:12 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Dusts up my hat
ups my cuffs, down my collar
into squinty eyes
Haiku # 26557 February 27, 2003 4:07 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
late afternoon snack
soft rustling of silky sheets
lover's grazing
Haiku # 26556 February 27, 2003 4:06 pm ET
by who else?
Oh! persuasive one
my desire melts denial
at your silken tongue
Haiku # 26555 February 27, 2003 4:02 pm ET
by Braelyn
Cover up my ears
with fuzzy foam and headphones
snow's falling outside
Haiku # 26554 February 27, 2003 3:21 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
The man with no hair
Removes his wifes skirt and top
And puts on his clothes
Haiku # 26553 February 27, 2003 3:12 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Not one nice stranger
Has since done such an action
Quite disappointing
Haiku # 26552 February 27, 2003 3:11 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
I had just met her
I had no clue who she was
I didn't complain
Haiku # 26551 February 27, 2003 3:09 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Someone once told me
"I'm sorry I touched your bum."
Why not touch again?
Haiku # 26550 February 27, 2003 3:08 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
a blizzard of want
obscuring what we need,
accumulating
Haiku # 26549 February 27, 2003 2:30 pm ET
by snowshower
from the beginning
her cell phone kept ringing, the
warning chime I missed
Haiku # 26548 February 27, 2003 2:26 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
she's sparkling and wet;
that instant, bright feeling of
love drowned out by lust
Haiku # 26547 February 27, 2003 2:15 pm ET
by snowshower
pleasure hhhmmmmmm pleasure
with my wrists bound so tightly
your mouth touches me
Haiku # 26546 February 27, 2003 2:05 pm ET
by Braelyn
Work? What would work be?
I just drink and write haiku
And go into debt
Haiku # 26545 February 27, 2003 1:03 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Work before pleasure
Passion on hold, once again
Hollow promises
Haiku # 26544 February 27, 2003 12:23 pm ET
by LizB of Passawhochie
Prez plan to take out
crazed armed man of wrong faith, sounds
Waco....oops wacko!
Haiku # 26543 February 27, 2003 12:17 pm ET
by onjaysun (thx Mr Maher)
The frog poked his gills
But Geoff was poisonous so
The foolish frog died
Haiku # 26542 February 27, 2003 10:47 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Geoff the purple fish
Was swimming along one day
When he met a frog
Haiku # 26541 February 27, 2003 10:45 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
And with all this fun,
do you know what happened to
the Internet chick?
Haiku # 26540 February 27, 2003 3:04 am ET
by guess who? of where
this needs to be done
time needs to be found by us
talent scouts...line up
Haiku # 26539 February 27, 2003 1:02 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
an album cover
big tymers just big pimpin'
that's right...huzzuh!
Haiku # 26538 February 27, 2003 1:00 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
concert on friday
stoked, but it starts real early
rush hour traffic...
Haiku # 26537 February 27, 2003 12:55 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
good haiku there pete!
how about a joint venture
no pun intended
Haiku # 26536 February 27, 2003 12:52 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
feeling so stupid,
forgetting to sign my work,
well, maybe this time
Haiku # 26535 February 26, 2003 11:59 pm ET
by Cornea Pete of Poopnscoop, TX
Five dollar cover,
kids under 6 get in free,
Drugs at big dicounts!
Haiku # 26534 February 26, 2003 11:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i'm selling crack rock,
an all-drug liquidation!
this Sunday, "THESE DRUGS MUST GO!"
Haiku # 26533 February 26, 2003 11:48 pm ET
by Cornea Pete of Poopnscoop
after the torrents
the desert that was my yard
sprouts like a jungle
Haiku # 26532 February 26, 2003 10:23 pm ET
by ash
tonight bitter wind
bends branches against windows
backwards and forwards
Haiku # 26531 February 26, 2003 10:04 pm ET
by wild & woolly night r us
daylight lengthening
impatiently I'm waiting
warming from the sun
Haiku # 26530 February 26, 2003 9:59 pm ET
by just me again~dreamin' of spring days~
here where it's just six
(that's degrees, not time of day)
hot-tub warms me toes
Haiku # 26529 February 26, 2003 9:49 pm ET
by just me
unavoidably
a metre of white water
tosses me backwards
Haiku # 26528 February 26, 2003 9:37 pm ET
by ash
churning salty sand
tingling bubbles of white foam
intertidal spa
Haiku # 26527 February 26, 2003 9:33 pm ET
by ash
Spasms of pleasure
They explode inside my mind
As I grab your leg
Haiku # 26526 February 26, 2003 9:20 pm ET
by Gwen's dog (Otis)
I watch as you sit
Face skewed in concentration
Hey! I drink from that
Haiku # 26525 February 26, 2003 9:17 pm ET
by Gwen's cat (Persian Boy)