Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 350 Days and 77335 Haiku later...

Ain't got no draft card
Ain't got no war and dying
Peace is ultimate
Haiku # 26573, February 27, 2003 5:45 pm ET
by CrazyEraHippie of Woodstock (I wish)
telegraphed today
in mounds upon my doorstep
"Spring has been delayed"
Haiku # 26572, February 27, 2003 5:36 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
I think I'll stop there
Nothing like borderline rape
To start the day off
Haiku # 26571, February 27, 2003 5:35 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Swift, with conviction
Far too fast for her to stop
You begin the act
Haiku # 26570, February 27, 2003 5:34 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
tiny droplets mist
freezing to the trees -- fog bound
swirling eventide
Haiku # 26569, February 27, 2003 5:34 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
You sit beside her
Run your fingers down her arm
Toward what you see
Haiku # 26568, February 27, 2003 5:33 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Leads you to her room
Turns the lights down, on the bed
But not quite ready
Haiku # 26567, February 27, 2003 5:31 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
even in winter
long bare limbs of the willow
forever weeping
Haiku # 26566, February 27, 2003 5:31 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
Young lady beckons
Clad in lace, so very slight
Overconfident
Haiku # 26565, February 27, 2003 5:30 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
breathe out breathe in breathe
out breathe in breathe out breathe in
breathe out ... time to stop.
Haiku # 26564, February 27, 2003 5:24 pm ET
by snowshower
new frost between stone
positions frozen in place -
we must compromise
Haiku # 26563, February 27, 2003 5:23 pm ET
by sinshower
pink (beefy?) temptress
I can no longer remain
vegetarian
Haiku # 26562, February 27, 2003 4:44 pm ET
by ap loves Braelyn
in old Hungary
vampires are considered
nothing budapest
Haiku # 26561, February 27, 2003 4:32 pm ET
by hah hah hah hah
you said it's Chile
despite the tropical sun
and I Bolivia
Haiku # 26560, February 27, 2003 4:16 pm ET
by me again
so full of my heat
this bursting of my joy into
the center of you
Haiku # 26559, February 27, 2003 4:13 pm ET
by Braelyn
Helpless against sky
wind abrades away my dust
scattering white drift
Haiku # 26558, February 27, 2003 4:12 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Dusts up my hat
ups my cuffs, down my collar
into squinty eyes
Haiku # 26557, February 27, 2003 4:07 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
late afternoon snack
soft rustling of silky sheets
lover's grazing
Haiku # 26556, February 27, 2003 4:06 pm ET
by who else?
Oh! persuasive one
my desire melts denial
at your silken tongue
Haiku # 26555, February 27, 2003 4:02 pm ET
by Braelyn
Cover up my ears
with fuzzy foam and headphones
snow's falling outside
Haiku # 26554, February 27, 2003 3:21 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
The man with no hair
Removes his wifes skirt and top
And puts on his clothes
Haiku # 26553, February 27, 2003 3:12 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Not one nice stranger
Has since done such an action
Quite disappointing
Haiku # 26552, February 27, 2003 3:11 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
I had just met her
I had no clue who she was
I didn't complain
Haiku # 26551, February 27, 2003 3:09 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Someone once told me
"I'm sorry I touched your bum."
Why not touch again?
Haiku # 26550, February 27, 2003 3:08 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
a blizzard of want
obscuring what we need,
accumulating
Haiku # 26549, February 27, 2003 2:30 pm ET
by snowshower
from the beginning
her cell phone kept ringing, the
warning chime I missed
Haiku # 26548, February 27, 2003 2:26 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
she's sparkling and wet;
that instant, bright feeling of
love drowned out by lust
Haiku # 26547, February 27, 2003 2:15 pm ET
by snowshower
pleasure hhhmmmmmm pleasure
with my wrists bound so tightly
your mouth touches me
Haiku # 26546, February 27, 2003 2:05 pm ET
by Braelyn
Work? What would work be?
I just drink and write haiku
And go into debt
Haiku # 26545, February 27, 2003 1:03 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Work before pleasure
Passion on hold, once again
Hollow promises
Haiku # 26544, February 27, 2003 12:23 pm ET
by LizB of Passawhochie
Prez plan to take out
crazed armed man of wrong faith, sounds
Waco....oops wacko!
Haiku # 26543, February 27, 2003 12:17 pm ET
by onjaysun (thx Mr Maher)
The frog poked his gills
But Geoff was poisonous so
The foolish frog died
Haiku # 26542, February 27, 2003 10:47 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Geoff the purple fish
Was swimming along one day
When he met a frog
Haiku # 26541, February 27, 2003 10:45 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
And with all this fun,
do you know what happened to
the Internet chick?
Haiku # 26540, February 27, 2003 3:04 am ET
by guess who? of where
this needs to be done
time needs to be found by us
talent scouts...line up
Haiku # 26539, February 27, 2003 1:02 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
an album cover
big tymers just big pimpin'
that's right...huzzuh!
Haiku # 26538, February 27, 2003 1:00 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
concert on friday
stoked, but it starts real early
rush hour traffic...
Haiku # 26537, February 27, 2003 12:55 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
good haiku there pete!
how about a joint venture
no pun intended
Haiku # 26536, February 27, 2003 12:52 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
feeling so stupid,
forgetting to sign my work,
well, maybe this time
Haiku # 26535, February 26, 2003 11:59 pm ET
by Cornea Pete of Poopnscoop, TX
Five dollar cover,
kids under 6 get in free,
Drugs at big dicounts!
Haiku # 26534, February 26, 2003 11:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i'm selling crack rock,
an all-drug liquidation!
this Sunday, "THESE DRUGS MUST GO!"
Haiku # 26533, February 26, 2003 11:48 pm ET
by Cornea Pete of Poopnscoop
after the torrents
the desert that was my yard
sprouts like a jungle
Haiku # 26532, February 26, 2003 10:23 pm ET
by ash
tonight bitter wind
bends branches against windows
backwards and forwards
Haiku # 26531, February 26, 2003 10:04 pm ET
by wild & woolly night r us
daylight lengthening
impatiently I'm waiting
warming from the sun
Haiku # 26530, February 26, 2003 9:59 pm ET
by just me again~dreamin' of spring days~
here where it's just six
(that's degrees, not time of day)
hot-tub warms me toes
Haiku # 26529, February 26, 2003 9:49 pm ET
by just me
unavoidably
a metre of white water
tosses me backwards
Haiku # 26528, February 26, 2003 9:37 pm ET
by ash
churning salty sand
tingling bubbles of white foam
intertidal spa
Haiku # 26527, February 26, 2003 9:33 pm ET
by ash
Spasms of pleasure
They explode inside my mind
As I grab your leg
Haiku # 26526, February 26, 2003 9:20 pm ET
by Gwen's dog (Otis)
I watch as you sit
Face skewed in concentration
Hey! I drink from that
Haiku # 26525, February 26, 2003 9:17 pm ET
by Gwen's cat (Persian Boy)
no money for me
planning for a trip in may...
must sell some crack rock
Haiku # 26524, February 26, 2003 7:11 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
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