Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 349 Days and 77328 Haiku later...

a woman alone
she will always be watching
frozen galaxy
Haiku # 26598, March 2, 2003 4:18 am ET
by adelfa of tokyo
across the long miles
fiendship looms in endless song
craving life's delight
Haiku # 26597, March 2, 2003 4:15 am ET
by adelfa of tokyo
sunlight kisses rain
rain sues for harassment, wins
fifty million rays
Haiku # 26596, March 1, 2003 8:15 pm ET
by now the sun's appealing
Much to my disdain
She reaches into her purse
And grabs her cell phone
Haiku # 26595, March 1, 2003 7:14 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
new pet owner says:
my Abigail? well, she's HUGE
poops like n'elephant
Haiku # 26594, March 1, 2003 4:50 pm ET
by WHOOP WHOOP THAT
The monkey is small
It jumps around and about
And it says: "Whoop! Whoop!"
Haiku # 26593, March 1, 2003 4:35 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
a certain poet
(she?)has a gift for haiku
but it's wasted here
Haiku # 26592, March 1, 2003 2:55 pm ET
by ap
candle flame dancing
lick the sky and tame the air
entrance those who stare
Haiku # 26591, March 1, 2003 2:46 pm ET
by ...gotcha once again
it is not a sin
if you do not put it in
(she sure is holy)
Haiku # 26590, March 1, 2003 2:31 pm ET
by heheheheheheheh
who is THAT ap?
I'll tell you WHO if you want
WHO WHO WHO WHO WHO
Haiku # 26589, March 1, 2003 1:24 pm ET
by ap
who is this ap
not the same old ap, me
who tortures moxie
Haiku # 26588, March 1, 2003 12:31 pm ET
by ap
that last haiku, good
always pleasant to see some
(doesn't happen enough)
Haiku # 26587, March 1, 2003 12:03 pm ET
by ap
a husk of sea hares
polished fragments of sea jade
bleached white cuttlefish
Haiku # 26586, March 1, 2003 7:06 am ET
by ash
I spent roughly five
My mother is from Yorkshire
So I like nothing
Haiku # 26585, March 1, 2003 5:31 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Haiku # 26584, March 1, 2003 5:30 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
dance music - like my
mind learned to speak directly
into the world's void
Haiku # 26583, February 28, 2003 3:58 pm ET
by tell daddy all about it
Zwanzig Blaues Hund
That's a good name for a band
Oder 'Hund Mit Senf'
Haiku # 26582, February 28, 2003 3:10 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
two hundred wet goats
across the highway, bad smell,
great name for rock band
Haiku # 26581, February 28, 2003 12:35 pm ET
by onjaysun (and 400 crazy eyes)
What's that big word, dad?
That word is president, son
And that's what you are
Haiku # 26580, February 28, 2003 12:22 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
George Bush has an ape
It's a very violent ape
It would be his son
Haiku # 26579, February 28, 2003 12:21 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
a world full of bad
but amongst the bad, some good
like these bad haiku
Haiku # 26578, February 28, 2003 7:05 am ET
by ash
that saddam person
is genuinely evil
but no threat to me
Haiku # 26577, February 28, 2003 7:03 am ET
by ash
our prime minister
possibly means well for us
but i'm unconvinced
Haiku # 26576, February 28, 2003 7:01 am ET
by ash
put down the gun george
you're a dangerous fellow
and you're scaring us
Haiku # 26575, February 28, 2003 7:00 am ET
by ash
got my neck x-rayed
next day i had a sore throat
i ask my dog why
Haiku # 26574, February 28, 2003 12:46 am ET
by thunder stork
Ain't got no draft card
Ain't got no war and dying
Peace is ultimate
Haiku # 26573, February 27, 2003 5:45 pm ET
by CrazyEraHippie of Woodstock (I wish)
telegraphed today
in mounds upon my doorstep
"Spring has been delayed"
Haiku # 26572, February 27, 2003 5:36 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
I think I'll stop there
Nothing like borderline rape
To start the day off
Haiku # 26571, February 27, 2003 5:35 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Swift, with conviction
Far too fast for her to stop
You begin the act
Haiku # 26570, February 27, 2003 5:34 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
tiny droplets mist
freezing to the trees -- fog bound
swirling eventide
Haiku # 26569, February 27, 2003 5:34 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
You sit beside her
Run your fingers down her arm
Toward what you see
Haiku # 26568, February 27, 2003 5:33 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Leads you to her room
Turns the lights down, on the bed
But not quite ready
Haiku # 26567, February 27, 2003 5:31 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
even in winter
long bare limbs of the willow
forever weeping
Haiku # 26566, February 27, 2003 5:31 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
Young lady beckons
Clad in lace, so very slight
Overconfident
Haiku # 26565, February 27, 2003 5:30 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
breathe out breathe in breathe
out breathe in breathe out breathe in
breathe out ... time to stop.
Haiku # 26564, February 27, 2003 5:24 pm ET
by snowshower
new frost between stone
positions frozen in place -
we must compromise
Haiku # 26563, February 27, 2003 5:23 pm ET
by sinshower
pink (beefy?) temptress
I can no longer remain
vegetarian
Haiku # 26562, February 27, 2003 4:44 pm ET
by ap loves Braelyn
in old Hungary
vampires are considered
nothing budapest
Haiku # 26561, February 27, 2003 4:32 pm ET
by hah hah hah hah
you said it's Chile
despite the tropical sun
and I Bolivia
Haiku # 26560, February 27, 2003 4:16 pm ET
by me again
so full of my heat
this bursting of my joy into
the center of you
Haiku # 26559, February 27, 2003 4:13 pm ET
by Braelyn
Helpless against sky
wind abrades away my dust
scattering white drift
Haiku # 26558, February 27, 2003 4:12 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Dusts up my hat
ups my cuffs, down my collar
into squinty eyes
Haiku # 26557, February 27, 2003 4:07 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
late afternoon snack
soft rustling of silky sheets
lover's grazing
Haiku # 26556, February 27, 2003 4:06 pm ET
by who else?
Oh! persuasive one
my desire melts denial
at your silken tongue
Haiku # 26555, February 27, 2003 4:02 pm ET
by Braelyn
Cover up my ears
with fuzzy foam and headphones
snow's falling outside
Haiku # 26554, February 27, 2003 3:21 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
The man with no hair
Removes his wifes skirt and top
And puts on his clothes
Haiku # 26553, February 27, 2003 3:12 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Not one nice stranger
Has since done such an action
Quite disappointing
Haiku # 26552, February 27, 2003 3:11 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
I had just met her
I had no clue who she was
I didn't complain
Haiku # 26551, February 27, 2003 3:09 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Someone once told me
"I'm sorry I touched your bum."
Why not touch again?
Haiku # 26550, February 27, 2003 3:08 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
a blizzard of want
obscuring what we need,
accumulating
Haiku # 26549, February 27, 2003 2:30 pm ET
by snowshower
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