Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 74 Days and 78047 Haiku later...
tender moments lapse
without efforts to prolong
(choose to make them last)
Haiku # 26602 March 14, 2003 11:24 am ET
by someone who loves you
Between the satin
My heart is an effigy
Timeless and waiting.
Haiku # 26601 March 8, 2003 9:23 pm ET
by silenttreehugger
1/ Water engulfs me
Soft encompassing wetness
Sound vanished calm

2/Water bears away
Thoughts turn to life absolute
Refreshing feelings

3/Rise up and stand tall
With eyes seeing creation
Resolve not to lose

4/Determined go
Forward with woes departed
Life
Haiku # 26600 March 27, 2003 11:25 am ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Sunbeams kiss the floor
Lifting me from this alien sleep
I rise to meet them.
Haiku # 26599 March 3, 2003 6:07 pm ET
by happytreehugger
a woman alone
she will always be watching
frozen galaxy
Haiku # 26598 March 2, 2003 4:18 am ET
by adelfa of tokyo
across the long miles
fiendship looms in endless song
craving life's delight
Haiku # 26597 March 2, 2003 4:15 am ET
by adelfa of tokyo
sunlight kisses rain
rain sues for harassment, wins
fifty million rays
Haiku # 26596 March 1, 2003 8:15 pm ET
by now the sun's appealing
Much to my disdain
She reaches into her purse
And grabs her cell phone
Haiku # 26595 March 1, 2003 7:14 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
new pet owner says:
my Abigail? well, she's HUGE
poops like n'elephant
Haiku # 26594 March 1, 2003 4:50 pm ET
by WHOOP WHOOP THAT
The monkey is small
It jumps around and about
And it says: "Whoop! Whoop!"
Haiku # 26593 March 1, 2003 4:35 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
a certain poet
(she?)has a gift for haiku
but it's wasted here
Haiku # 26592 March 1, 2003 2:55 pm ET
by ap
candle flame dancing
lick the sky and tame the air
entrance those who stare
Haiku # 26591 March 1, 2003 2:46 pm ET
by ...gotcha once again
it is not a sin
if you do not put it in
(she sure is holy)
Haiku # 26590 March 1, 2003 2:31 pm ET
by heheheheheheheh
who is THAT ap?
I'll tell you WHO if you want
WHO WHO WHO WHO WHO
Haiku # 26589 March 1, 2003 1:24 pm ET
by ap
who is this ap
not the same old ap, me
who tortures moxie
Haiku # 26588 March 1, 2003 12:31 pm ET
by ap
that last haiku, good
always pleasant to see some
(doesn't happen enough)
Haiku # 26587 March 1, 2003 12:03 pm ET
by ap
a husk of sea hares
polished fragments of sea jade
bleached white cuttlefish
Haiku # 26586 March 1, 2003 7:06 am ET
by ash
I spent roughly five
My mother is from Yorkshire
So I like nothing
Haiku # 26585 March 1, 2003 5:31 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Haiku # 26584 March 1, 2003 5:30 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
dance music - like my
mind learned to speak directly
into the world's void
Haiku # 26583 February 28, 2003 3:58 pm ET
by tell daddy all about it
Zwanzig Blaues Hund
That's a good name for a band
Oder 'Hund Mit Senf'
Haiku # 26582 February 28, 2003 3:10 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
two hundred wet goats
across the highway, bad smell,
great name for rock band
Haiku # 26581 February 28, 2003 12:35 pm ET
by onjaysun (and 400 crazy eyes)
What's that big word, dad?
That word is president, son
And that's what you are
Haiku # 26580 February 28, 2003 12:22 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
George Bush has an ape
It's a very violent ape
It would be his son
Haiku # 26579 February 28, 2003 12:21 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
a world full of bad
but amongst the bad, some good
like these bad haiku
Haiku # 26578 February 28, 2003 7:05 am ET
by ash
that saddam person
is genuinely evil
but no threat to me
Haiku # 26577 February 28, 2003 7:03 am ET
by ash
our prime minister
possibly means well for us
but i'm unconvinced
Haiku # 26576 February 28, 2003 7:01 am ET
by ash
put down the gun george
you're a dangerous fellow
and you're scaring us
Haiku # 26575 February 28, 2003 7:00 am ET
by ash
got my neck x-rayed
next day i had a sore throat
i ask my dog why
Haiku # 26574 February 28, 2003 12:46 am ET
by thunder stork
Ain't got no draft card
Ain't got no war and dying
Peace is ultimate
Haiku # 26573 February 27, 2003 5:45 pm ET
by CrazyEraHippie of Woodstock (I wish)
telegraphed today
in mounds upon my doorstep
"Spring has been delayed"
Haiku # 26572 February 27, 2003 5:36 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
I think I'll stop there
Nothing like borderline rape
To start the day off
Haiku # 26571 February 27, 2003 5:35 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Swift, with conviction
Far too fast for her to stop
You begin the act
Haiku # 26570 February 27, 2003 5:34 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
tiny droplets mist
freezing to the trees -- fog bound
swirling eventide
Haiku # 26569 February 27, 2003 5:34 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
You sit beside her
Run your fingers down her arm
Toward what you see
Haiku # 26568 February 27, 2003 5:33 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Leads you to her room
Turns the lights down, on the bed
But not quite ready
Haiku # 26567 February 27, 2003 5:31 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
even in winter
long bare limbs of the willow
forever weeping
Haiku # 26566 February 27, 2003 5:31 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
Young lady beckons
Clad in lace, so very slight
Overconfident
Haiku # 26565 February 27, 2003 5:30 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
breathe out breathe in breathe
out breathe in breathe out breathe in
breathe out ... time to stop.
Haiku # 26564 February 27, 2003 5:24 pm ET
by snowshower
new frost between stone
positions frozen in place -
we must compromise
Haiku # 26563 February 27, 2003 5:23 pm ET
by sinshower
pink (beefy?) temptress
I can no longer remain
vegetarian
Haiku # 26562 February 27, 2003 4:44 pm ET
by ap loves Braelyn
in old Hungary
vampires are considered
nothing budapest
Haiku # 26561 February 27, 2003 4:32 pm ET
by hah hah hah hah
you said it's Chile
despite the tropical sun
and I Bolivia
Haiku # 26560 February 27, 2003 4:16 pm ET
by me again
so full of my heat
this bursting of my joy into
the center of you
Haiku # 26559 February 27, 2003 4:13 pm ET
by Braelyn
Helpless against sky
wind abrades away my dust
scattering white drift
Haiku # 26558 February 27, 2003 4:12 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Dusts up my hat
ups my cuffs, down my collar
into squinty eyes
Haiku # 26557 February 27, 2003 4:07 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
late afternoon snack
soft rustling of silky sheets
lover's grazing
Haiku # 26556 February 27, 2003 4:06 pm ET
by who else?
Oh! persuasive one
my desire melts denial
at your silken tongue
Haiku # 26555 February 27, 2003 4:02 pm ET
by Braelyn
Cover up my ears
with fuzzy foam and headphones
snow's falling outside
Haiku # 26554 February 27, 2003 3:21 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
The man with no hair
Removes his wifes skirt and top
And puts on his clothes
Haiku # 26553 February 27, 2003 3:12 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal