Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 349 Days and 77328 Haiku later...

Hide some thoughts from view
few things are not talked about
Some remain private

Haiku # 26656, March 5, 2003 12:16 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Grass is growing fast
It will need some cutting soon
One more thing to do

Haiku # 26655, March 5, 2003 12:10 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Leaves stirred on breeze
Faintest rustle greets my ears
Rolling back the years
Haiku # 26654, March 5, 2003 12:05 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Am I getting better
Or is Haiku just simple
Naw that
Haiku # 26653, March 5, 2003 11:59 am ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
If answer is known
Then why do you ask questions
Maybe you are bored
Haiku # 26652, March 5, 2003 11:57 am ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Do you sit alone
Questioning your existence
Why bother to know

Haiku # 26651, March 5, 2003 11:53 am ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Machines to serve us
Manufactured by man
How will it all end
Haiku # 26650, March 5, 2003 11:50 am ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Sun in the morning
Moon shining brightly at night
Why do we need light
Haiku # 26649, March 5, 2003 11:44 am ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
poor little retread
tried to get across highway
carcass just left there
Haiku # 26648, March 5, 2003 11:10 am ET
by onjaysun (maybe they should try a daylight run)
Once you see the sun
You will be forever blind
To Hell you will go
Haiku # 26647, March 5, 2003 6:43 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Harder than it looks
Writing good Haiku
Haiku # 26646, March 5, 2003 5:35 am ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
slender crescent moon
smiles low in the afterglow
basking in earthshine
Haiku # 26645, March 5, 2003 4:29 am ET
by ash
Murder for the Lord
Cry the blind, faithful minions
Satan grows stronger
Haiku # 26644, March 5, 2003 3:01 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
remembering sex
digesting bean burrito
cold god waits outside
Haiku # 26643, March 4, 2003 7:15 pm ET
by thunder stork
Formless soundless death
Silently creeping gases
Sums up first world war
Haiku # 26642, March 4, 2003 5:51 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Light leaks and time leaks
flat black box that I hide in
can't keep all you out
Haiku # 26641, March 4, 2003 3:18 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Gonna go meeting
crowding all the office mates
'neath our circus tent
Haiku # 26640, March 4, 2003 2:57 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Black dot in the sky
The crow flying high above
Up amongst the clouds
Haiku # 26639, March 4, 2003 1:09 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Jimmie Walker, The
Dyn-O-Mite Kid or Chinese
sleeper mole in wait?
Haiku # 26638, March 4, 2003 12:38 pm ET
by onjaysun (What Would Jimmie Do?)
great licks downunder
thanks lads especially Mick
yep satisfaction
Haiku # 26637, March 4, 2003 11:33 am ET
by mellie
leaving for Cuba
educational sojourn
Adios for now
Haiku # 26636, March 4, 2003 11:13 am ET
by Boston gal
Seamless rubber grip
Get off me trick, hooty hoo
I: flippity fly
Haiku # 26635, March 3, 2003 5:50 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
The ball might float if
Primal monkeys would get off
It is still raining
Haiku # 26634, March 3, 2003 5:46 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
Tired now must sleep
Can
Haiku # 26633, March 3, 2003 5:31 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Buds sprout brightest green
Flowers still hidden from us
Oh secret beauty
Haiku # 26632, March 3, 2003 5:28 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Buds sprout brightest green
Flowers still hidden from us
Oh secretive beauty



Haiku # 26631, March 3, 2003 5:26 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Sunshine glistens bright
Can spring be far from us now
How I long for warmth
Haiku # 26630, March 3, 2003 5:14 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
A twist of sand shows
Such shallow depths can sink us
Devious sandbar
Haiku # 26629, March 3, 2003 5:07 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Inseminator
You worry me with no work
How
Haiku # 26628, March 3, 2003 4:53 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
The view steals my breath
Such beauty is rare to me
I feel life returns
Haiku # 26627, March 3, 2003 4:51 pm ET
by William
Checking out topless
beetles, tucking dollar bills
into bud vases.
Haiku # 26626, March 3, 2003 3:15 pm ET
by onjaysun (how much to touch them headlights?)
Speeding Batped Man
Can not find his way to go
Try some ex lax, man!
Haiku # 26625, March 3, 2003 1:35 pm ET
by Saint
Chili and hot cheese
Impact my colon and thru
Clenched teeth, "Enema!"
Haiku # 26624, March 3, 2003 1:34 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akakdia
lonely sea gulls drift
upon bitter winter winds
above ebbing tides
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
dreaming yet again
of warm summer days on sand
snow is falling still
Haiku # 26623, March 3, 2003 1:33 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
You know what I mean
When nature calls, just like Saint,
I have to just go.
Haiku # 26622, March 3, 2003 1:32 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
Again I return
Saint calls, and just like nature,
I can not help it
Haiku # 26621, March 3, 2003 1:31 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
geez! it's friggin' cold
yard looks like a hockey rink
black-ice everywhere
Haiku # 26620, March 3, 2003 1:03 pm ET
by penguins r us
you are such a nerd
we heard your screams of terror
got hit in the face
Haiku # 26619, March 3, 2003 12:24 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
The ice on the lake
It glistens as the sun's rays
Play delightfully
Haiku # 26618, March 3, 2003 12:22 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Breeze throught the trees
Causes the leaves to rustle
And dew to fall down
Haiku # 26617, March 3, 2003 12:21 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
janis is that the
bad haiku dildo on the
right edge of photo?
Haiku # 26616, March 3, 2003 11:39 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
nice lookin server
ya got there honey, curvy
with hardwood floor too...
Haiku # 26615, March 3, 2003 11:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Blowing, biting cold;
snot freezes on my top lip.
I hate Michigan.
Haiku # 26614, March 3, 2003 9:25 am ET
by Saint
We love obsessesive

Our eyes with conviction see

shaded certainty
Haiku # 26613, March 3, 2003 7:25 am ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
And so it begins
Another name on my list
And a broken heart.
Haiku # 26612, March 3, 2003 7:07 am ET
by treehugger
terror on the court
horrifying primal screams
just try to guard me...
Haiku # 26611, March 3, 2003 12:11 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
dave brubeck on keys
"the banger" slapping chords down,
"three to get ready"
Haiku # 26610, March 3, 2003 12:09 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
the server is short
it has issues with envy
it's having time out
Haiku # 26609, March 2, 2003 8:43 pm ET
by ash
Bad Haiku server
(pictured here on the right) has
unknown clock issue
Haiku # 26608, March 2, 2003 5:41 pm ET
by Janis
I saw him fuck a serpent woman
And hermaphrodites all got pregnant
Then I wore the wrong size shoes as a disguise
Haiku # 26607, March 18, 2003 1:44 am ET
by Searle of Australia
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