Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 74 Days and 78047 Haiku later...
it is the plovers
magpies crows and silver eye
she says they're evil
Haiku # 26668 March 5, 2003 7:19 pm ET
by mellie, I say they are birds
time out for thinking
sleeping eating watching things
i love watching birds
Haiku # 26667 March 5, 2003 7:15 pm ET
by mellie, my sister says don't make eye contact with birds :-)
write lots of haiku
but not all at one go please
take time out to think
Haiku # 26666 March 5, 2003 5:10 pm ET
by ash
I need to buy milk
And maybe some sauces too
Spar is expensive
Haiku # 26665 March 5, 2003 2:33 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Where has my head gone?
It was on my shoulders but
I can't see it now
Haiku # 26664 March 5, 2003 2:32 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Sorry had to stop
Broke off to watch the Simpson
Haiku # 26663 March 5, 2003 1:43 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
About my center
twirling faster and faster
you quickly whiz by
Haiku # 26662 March 5, 2003 1:39 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Very soft carpet
Making me comfortable
Such luxury
Haiku # 26661 March 5, 2003 1:35 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Shadows turning gray
Night softens the lines of form
Hiding stark outlines
Haiku # 26660 March 5, 2003 1:29 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Vegetarian
Butcher is my profession
Is that strange or what
Haiku # 26659 March 5, 2003 1:24 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Twilight is fading
Night is here again too fast
Alone in my dream
Haiku # 26658 March 5, 2003 12:30 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
This is obsession
Writing haiku
Haiku # 26657 March 5, 2003 12:20 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Hide some thoughts from view
few things are not talked about
Some remain private

Haiku # 26656 March 5, 2003 12:16 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Grass is growing fast
It will need some cutting soon
One more thing to do

Haiku # 26655 March 5, 2003 12:10 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Leaves stirred on breeze
Faintest rustle greets my ears
Rolling back the years
Haiku # 26654 March 5, 2003 12:05 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Am I getting better
Or is Haiku just simple
Naw that
Haiku # 26653 March 5, 2003 11:59 am ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
If answer is known
Then why do you ask questions
Maybe you are bored
Haiku # 26652 March 5, 2003 11:57 am ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Do you sit alone
Questioning your existence
Why bother to know

Haiku # 26651 March 5, 2003 11:53 am ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Machines to serve us
Manufactured by man
How will it all end
Haiku # 26650 March 5, 2003 11:50 am ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Sun in the morning
Moon shining brightly at night
Why do we need light
Haiku # 26649 March 5, 2003 11:44 am ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
poor little retread
tried to get across highway
carcass just left there
Haiku # 26648 March 5, 2003 11:10 am ET
by onjaysun (maybe they should try a daylight run)
Once you see the sun
You will be forever blind
To Hell you will go
Haiku # 26647 March 5, 2003 6:43 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Harder than it looks
Writing good Haiku
Haiku # 26646 March 5, 2003 5:35 am ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
slender crescent moon
smiles low in the afterglow
basking in earthshine
Haiku # 26645 March 5, 2003 4:29 am ET
by ash
Murder for the Lord
Cry the blind, faithful minions
Satan grows stronger
Haiku # 26644 March 5, 2003 3:01 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
remembering sex
digesting bean burrito
cold god waits outside
Haiku # 26643 March 4, 2003 7:15 pm ET
by thunder stork
Formless soundless death
Silently creeping gases
Sums up first world war
Haiku # 26642 March 4, 2003 5:51 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Light leaks and time leaks
flat black box that I hide in
can't keep all you out
Haiku # 26641 March 4, 2003 3:18 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Gonna go meeting
crowding all the office mates
'neath our circus tent
Haiku # 26640 March 4, 2003 2:57 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Black dot in the sky
The crow flying high above
Up amongst the clouds
Haiku # 26639 March 4, 2003 1:09 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Jimmie Walker, The
Dyn-O-Mite Kid or Chinese
sleeper mole in wait?
Haiku # 26638 March 4, 2003 12:38 pm ET
by onjaysun (What Would Jimmie Do?)
great licks downunder
thanks lads especially Mick
yep satisfaction
Haiku # 26637 March 4, 2003 11:33 am ET
by mellie
leaving for Cuba
educational sojourn
Adios for now
Haiku # 26636 March 4, 2003 11:13 am ET
by Boston gal
Seamless rubber grip
Get off me trick, hooty hoo
I: flippity fly
Haiku # 26635 March 3, 2003 5:50 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
The ball might float if
Primal monkeys would get off
It is still raining
Haiku # 26634 March 3, 2003 5:46 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
Tired now must sleep
Can
Haiku # 26633 March 3, 2003 5:31 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Buds sprout brightest green
Flowers still hidden from us
Oh secret beauty
Haiku # 26632 March 3, 2003 5:28 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Buds sprout brightest green
Flowers still hidden from us
Oh secretive beauty



Haiku # 26631 March 3, 2003 5:26 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Sunshine glistens bright
Can spring be far from us now
How I long for warmth
Haiku # 26630 March 3, 2003 5:14 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
A twist of sand shows
Such shallow depths can sink us
Devious sandbar
Haiku # 26629 March 3, 2003 5:07 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Inseminator
You worry me with no work
How
Haiku # 26628 March 3, 2003 4:53 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
The view steals my breath
Such beauty is rare to me
I feel life returns
Haiku # 26627 March 3, 2003 4:51 pm ET
by William
Checking out topless
beetles, tucking dollar bills
into bud vases.
Haiku # 26626 March 3, 2003 3:15 pm ET
by onjaysun (how much to touch them headlights?)
Speeding Batped Man
Can not find his way to go
Try some ex lax, man!
Haiku # 26625 March 3, 2003 1:35 pm ET
by Saint
Chili and hot cheese
Impact my colon and thru
Clenched teeth, "Enema!"
Haiku # 26624 March 3, 2003 1:34 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akakdia
lonely sea gulls drift
upon bitter winter winds
above ebbing tides
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
dreaming yet again
of warm summer days on sand
snow is falling still
Haiku # 26623 March 3, 2003 1:33 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
You know what I mean
When nature calls, just like Saint,
I have to just go.
Haiku # 26622 March 3, 2003 1:32 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
Again I return
Saint calls, and just like nature,
I can not help it
Haiku # 26621 March 3, 2003 1:31 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
geez! it's friggin' cold
yard looks like a hockey rink
black-ice everywhere
Haiku # 26620 March 3, 2003 1:03 pm ET
by penguins r us
you are such a nerd
we heard your screams of terror
got hit in the face
Haiku # 26619 March 3, 2003 12:24 pm ET
by tiger of vegas