Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 349 Days and 77328 Haiku later...

Can do beauty too
But this is more fun for me
Stretches me far more
Haiku # 26679, June 12, 2003 10:35 am ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Plovers who needs them
If all they do is stand there
We want vultures
Haiku # 26678, June 10, 2003 1:17 am ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
My cars broke again
Too dam expensive for me
Will walk everywhere
Haiku # 26677, June 4, 2003 3:23 am ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Loved the snack bar
Will have to tell all my friends
If I had any
Haiku # 26676, June 1, 2003 10:28 am ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Ash can
Haiku # 26675, May 25, 2003 10:17 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
black'd eyes and clenched fists,
it's time to run in swinging,
and not run away.
Haiku # 26674, March 6, 2003 12:00 am ET
by Cornea Pete of Poopnscoop, TX
this mystery girl,
what if's are always present,
should i be worried?
Haiku # 26673, March 6, 2003 12:00 am ET
by Cornea Pete of Poopnscoop, TX
giving up junk food,
that's what i call sacrifice,
why is lent so hard?
Haiku # 26672, March 6, 2003 12:00 am ET
by Cornea Pete of Poopnscoop, TX
my catchy trade name
for a muslim takeaway :
"allah ah snack bar"
Haiku # 26671, March 5, 2003 11:15 pm ET
by ash
they are not alone
crested plovers frighten me
and ev'ryone else
Haiku # 26670, March 5, 2003 8:09 pm ET
by ash
plovers sound evil
they lord around on long legs
frightening golfers
Haiku # 26669, March 5, 2003 7:21 pm ET
by mellie
it is the plovers
magpies crows and silver eye
she says they're evil
Haiku # 26668, March 5, 2003 7:19 pm ET
by mellie, I say they are birds
time out for thinking
sleeping eating watching things
i love watching birds
Haiku # 26667, March 5, 2003 7:15 pm ET
by mellie, my sister says don't make eye contact with birds :-)
write lots of haiku
but not all at one go please
take time out to think
Haiku # 26666, March 5, 2003 5:10 pm ET
by ash
I need to buy milk
And maybe some sauces too
Spar is expensive
Haiku # 26665, March 5, 2003 2:33 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Where has my head gone?
It was on my shoulders but
I can't see it now
Haiku # 26664, March 5, 2003 2:32 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Sorry had to stop
Broke off to watch the Simpson
Haiku # 26663, March 5, 2003 1:43 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
About my center
twirling faster and faster
you quickly whiz by
Haiku # 26662, March 5, 2003 1:39 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Very soft carpet
Making me comfortable
Such luxury
Haiku # 26661, March 5, 2003 1:35 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Shadows turning gray
Night softens the lines of form
Hiding stark outlines
Haiku # 26660, March 5, 2003 1:29 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Vegetarian
Butcher is my profession
Is that strange or what
Haiku # 26659, March 5, 2003 1:24 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Twilight is fading
Night is here again too fast
Alone in my dream
Haiku # 26658, March 5, 2003 12:30 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
This is obsession
Writing haiku
Haiku # 26657, March 5, 2003 12:20 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Hide some thoughts from view
few things are not talked about
Some remain private

Haiku # 26656, March 5, 2003 12:16 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Grass is growing fast
It will need some cutting soon
One more thing to do

Haiku # 26655, March 5, 2003 12:10 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Leaves stirred on breeze
Faintest rustle greets my ears
Rolling back the years
Haiku # 26654, March 5, 2003 12:05 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Am I getting better
Or is Haiku just simple
Naw that
Haiku # 26653, March 5, 2003 11:59 am ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
If answer is known
Then why do you ask questions
Maybe you are bored
Haiku # 26652, March 5, 2003 11:57 am ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Do you sit alone
Questioning your existence
Why bother to know

Haiku # 26651, March 5, 2003 11:53 am ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Machines to serve us
Manufactured by man
How will it all end
Haiku # 26650, March 5, 2003 11:50 am ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Sun in the morning
Moon shining brightly at night
Why do we need light
Haiku # 26649, March 5, 2003 11:44 am ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
poor little retread
tried to get across highway
carcass just left there
Haiku # 26648, March 5, 2003 11:10 am ET
by onjaysun (maybe they should try a daylight run)
Once you see the sun
You will be forever blind
To Hell you will go
Haiku # 26647, March 5, 2003 6:43 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Harder than it looks
Writing good Haiku
Haiku # 26646, March 5, 2003 5:35 am ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
slender crescent moon
smiles low in the afterglow
basking in earthshine
Haiku # 26645, March 5, 2003 4:29 am ET
by ash
Murder for the Lord
Cry the blind, faithful minions
Satan grows stronger
Haiku # 26644, March 5, 2003 3:01 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
remembering sex
digesting bean burrito
cold god waits outside
Haiku # 26643, March 4, 2003 7:15 pm ET
by thunder stork
Formless soundless death
Silently creeping gases
Sums up first world war
Haiku # 26642, March 4, 2003 5:51 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Light leaks and time leaks
flat black box that I hide in
can't keep all you out
Haiku # 26641, March 4, 2003 3:18 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Gonna go meeting
crowding all the office mates
'neath our circus tent
Haiku # 26640, March 4, 2003 2:57 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Black dot in the sky
The crow flying high above
Up amongst the clouds
Haiku # 26639, March 4, 2003 1:09 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Jimmie Walker, The
Dyn-O-Mite Kid or Chinese
sleeper mole in wait?
Haiku # 26638, March 4, 2003 12:38 pm ET
by onjaysun (What Would Jimmie Do?)
great licks downunder
thanks lads especially Mick
yep satisfaction
Haiku # 26637, March 4, 2003 11:33 am ET
by mellie
leaving for Cuba
educational sojourn
Adios for now
Haiku # 26636, March 4, 2003 11:13 am ET
by Boston gal
Seamless rubber grip
Get off me trick, hooty hoo
I: flippity fly
Haiku # 26635, March 3, 2003 5:50 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
The ball might float if
Primal monkeys would get off
It is still raining
Haiku # 26634, March 3, 2003 5:46 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
Tired now must sleep
Can
Haiku # 26633, March 3, 2003 5:31 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Buds sprout brightest green
Flowers still hidden from us
Oh secret beauty
Haiku # 26632, March 3, 2003 5:28 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Buds sprout brightest green
Flowers still hidden from us
Oh secretive beauty



Haiku # 26631, March 3, 2003 5:26 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Sunshine glistens bright
Can spring be far from us now
How I long for warmth
Haiku # 26630, March 3, 2003 5:14 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
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