...and you got drunk and
did it with that giraffe...Dude,
layoff the highballs!

Flashlight warms anus,
Border guard spreading my cheeks;
Farters unwelcome....

who better than you?
bluefire the

the mystery girl
doesn't want relationship
just wants a cool date

They

They

Observing nature
Is an art some do not have
Acquire more patience

Have you seen natures
Mystery within a leaf
She keeps us guessing

Marbles in my head
Marbles in a paper bag
Porno on TV!

Can

I

Must apologize
Just having a joke on me
Need to get out more

It is amazing
This straight jacket fits so snug
But I can still type

They

No really this is
The last for now anyway
I need serious help

Oh no just one more
I really cannot stop it
This must be the last

Just before I go
Who broke the computer clock
It seems out of time

Must go now and work
Someone has to pay the bills
It has to be me

Trying to converse
In Haiku is just not done
So who cares but us

If I make you smile
That is all I want for now
Life is too darn hard

Can do beauty too
But this is more fun for me
Stretches me far more

Plovers who needs them
If all they do is stand there
We want vultures

My cars broke again
Too dam expensive for me
Will walk everywhere

Loved the snack bar
Will have to tell all my friends
If I had any

Ash can

black'd eyes and clenched fists,
it's time to run in swinging,
and not run away.

this mystery girl,
what if's are always present,
should i be worried?

giving up junk food,
that's what i call sacrifice,
why is lent so hard?

my catchy trade name
for a muslim takeaway :
"allah ah snack bar"

they are not alone
crested plovers frighten me
and ev'ryone else

plovers sound evil
they lord around on long legs
frightening golfers

it is the plovers
magpies crows and silver eye
she says they're evil

time out for thinking
sleeping eating watching things
i love watching birds

write lots of haiku
but not all at one go please
take time out to think

I need to buy milk
And maybe some sauces too
Spar is expensive

Where has my head gone?
It was on my shoulders but
I can't see it now

Sorry had to stop
Broke off to watch the Simpson

About my center
twirling faster and faster
you quickly whiz by

Very soft carpet
Making me comfortable
Such luxury

Shadows turning gray
Night softens the lines of form
Hiding stark outlines

Vegetarian
Butcher is my profession
Is that strange or what

Twilight is fading
Night is here again too fast
Alone in my dream

This is obsession
Writing haiku

Hide some thoughts from view
few things are not talked about
Some remain private

Grass is growing fast
It will need some cutting soon
One more thing to do

Leaves stirred on breeze
Faintest rustle greets my ears
Rolling back the years

Am I getting better
Or is Haiku just simple
Naw that

If answer is known
Then why do you ask questions
Maybe you are bored

Do you sit alone
Questioning your existence
Why bother to know

Machines to serve us
Manufactured by man
How will it all end