Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 349 Days and 77328 Haiku later...

They
Haiku # 26694, November 10, 2003 5:44 pm ET
by William Nippress
Observing nature
Is an art some do not have
Acquire more patience
Haiku # 26693, November 6, 2003 1:13 pm ET
by William Nippress
Have you seen natures
Mystery within a leaf
She keeps us guessing
Haiku # 26692, November 1, 2003 5:23 am ET
by William Nippress
Marbles in my head
Marbles in a paper bag
Porno on TV!
Haiku # 26691, October 27, 2003 8:21 am ET
by Captain Obvious
Can
Haiku # 26690, August 8, 2003 9:45 am ET
by William Nippress
I
Haiku # 26689, August 5, 2003 4:25 pm ET
by William Nippress
Must apologize
Just having a joke on me
Need to get out more
Haiku # 26688, July 29, 2003 6:36 am ET
by William Nippress
It is amazing
This straight jacket fits so snug
But I can still type
Haiku # 26687, July 23, 2003 7:15 am ET
by William Nippress
They
Haiku # 26686, July 6, 2003 10:42 am ET
by William Nippress
No really this is
The last for now anyway
I need serious help
Haiku # 26685, June 29, 2003 11:35 am ET
by William Nippress
Oh no just one more
I really cannot stop it
This must be the last
Haiku # 26684, June 27, 2003 2:15 pm ET
by William Nippress
Just before I go
Who broke the computer clock
It seems out of time
Haiku # 26683, June 23, 2003 12:51 am ET
by William Nippress
Must go now and work
Someone has to pay the bills
It has to be me
Haiku # 26682, June 18, 2003 3:53 pm ET
by William Nippress
Trying to converse
In Haiku is just not done
So who cares but us
Haiku # 26681, June 17, 2003 2:53 am ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
If I make you smile
That is all I want for now
Life is too darn hard
Haiku # 26680, June 15, 2003 12:11 am ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Can do beauty too
But this is more fun for me
Stretches me far more
Haiku # 26679, June 12, 2003 10:35 am ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Plovers who needs them
If all they do is stand there
We want vultures
Haiku # 26678, June 10, 2003 1:17 am ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
My cars broke again
Too dam expensive for me
Will walk everywhere
Haiku # 26677, June 4, 2003 3:23 am ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Loved the snack bar
Will have to tell all my friends
If I had any
Haiku # 26676, June 1, 2003 10:28 am ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Ash can
Haiku # 26675, May 25, 2003 10:17 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
black'd eyes and clenched fists,
it's time to run in swinging,
and not run away.
Haiku # 26674, March 6, 2003 12:00 am ET
by Cornea Pete of Poopnscoop, TX
this mystery girl,
what if's are always present,
should i be worried?
Haiku # 26673, March 6, 2003 12:00 am ET
by Cornea Pete of Poopnscoop, TX
giving up junk food,
that's what i call sacrifice,
why is lent so hard?
Haiku # 26672, March 6, 2003 12:00 am ET
by Cornea Pete of Poopnscoop, TX
my catchy trade name
for a muslim takeaway :
"allah ah snack bar"
Haiku # 26671, March 5, 2003 11:15 pm ET
by ash
they are not alone
crested plovers frighten me
and ev'ryone else
Haiku # 26670, March 5, 2003 8:09 pm ET
by ash
plovers sound evil
they lord around on long legs
frightening golfers
Haiku # 26669, March 5, 2003 7:21 pm ET
by mellie
it is the plovers
magpies crows and silver eye
she says they're evil
Haiku # 26668, March 5, 2003 7:19 pm ET
by mellie, I say they are birds
time out for thinking
sleeping eating watching things
i love watching birds
Haiku # 26667, March 5, 2003 7:15 pm ET
by mellie, my sister says don't make eye contact with birds :-)
write lots of haiku
but not all at one go please
take time out to think
Haiku # 26666, March 5, 2003 5:10 pm ET
by ash
I need to buy milk
And maybe some sauces too
Spar is expensive
Haiku # 26665, March 5, 2003 2:33 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Where has my head gone?
It was on my shoulders but
I can't see it now
Haiku # 26664, March 5, 2003 2:32 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Sorry had to stop
Broke off to watch the Simpson
Haiku # 26663, March 5, 2003 1:43 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
About my center
twirling faster and faster
you quickly whiz by
Haiku # 26662, March 5, 2003 1:39 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Very soft carpet
Making me comfortable
Such luxury
Haiku # 26661, March 5, 2003 1:35 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Shadows turning gray
Night softens the lines of form
Hiding stark outlines
Haiku # 26660, March 5, 2003 1:29 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Vegetarian
Butcher is my profession
Is that strange or what
Haiku # 26659, March 5, 2003 1:24 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Twilight is fading
Night is here again too fast
Alone in my dream
Haiku # 26658, March 5, 2003 12:30 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
This is obsession
Writing haiku
Haiku # 26657, March 5, 2003 12:20 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Hide some thoughts from view
few things are not talked about
Some remain private

Haiku # 26656, March 5, 2003 12:16 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Grass is growing fast
It will need some cutting soon
One more thing to do

Haiku # 26655, March 5, 2003 12:10 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Leaves stirred on breeze
Faintest rustle greets my ears
Rolling back the years
Haiku # 26654, March 5, 2003 12:05 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Am I getting better
Or is Haiku just simple
Naw that
Haiku # 26653, March 5, 2003 11:59 am ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
If answer is known
Then why do you ask questions
Maybe you are bored
Haiku # 26652, March 5, 2003 11:57 am ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Do you sit alone
Questioning your existence
Why bother to know

Haiku # 26651, March 5, 2003 11:53 am ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Machines to serve us
Manufactured by man
How will it all end
Haiku # 26650, March 5, 2003 11:50 am ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Sun in the morning
Moon shining brightly at night
Why do we need light
Haiku # 26649, March 5, 2003 11:44 am ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
poor little retread
tried to get across highway
carcass just left there
Haiku # 26648, March 5, 2003 11:10 am ET
by onjaysun (maybe they should try a daylight run)
Once you see the sun
You will be forever blind
To Hell you will go
Haiku # 26647, March 5, 2003 6:43 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Harder than it looks
Writing good Haiku
Haiku # 26646, March 5, 2003 5:35 am ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
slender crescent moon
smiles low in the afterglow
basking in earthshine
Haiku # 26645, March 5, 2003 4:29 am ET
by ash
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