Bad Haiku
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27 Years, 349 Days and 77328 Haiku later...

An uneven war
Nukes, tanks and genocide
Versus the arabs
Haiku # 26709, March 7, 2003 3:12 am ET
by A Student of Sorry, I am anti-semitic when I say that blatantly ignoring the ten commandments and EVERYTHING else God has supposedly EVER tol
First came within hours
"Out!!!!" but not to me, and then
George is so threatened
Haiku # 26708, March 7, 2003 3:09 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
I should stop writing
Two predictions, two days
And they both came true
Haiku # 26707, March 7, 2003 3:08 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
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Haiku # 26706, March 7, 2003 1:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
you don't realize,
how long it's been since you left,
until you go back.
Haiku # 26705, March 7, 2003 1:15 am ET
by Cornea Pete of Poopnscoop, TX
fuckoffmoxiefuck...
Haiku # 26704, March 6, 2003 10:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The maniac strikes
Freeing the foetus at last
And the world will die
Haiku # 26703, March 6, 2003 6:19 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Fed by its mother
That grows stronger all the time
As it feeds on sin
Haiku # 26702, March 6, 2003 6:07 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Deep in the darkness
A new life begins to form
To be born again
Haiku # 26701, March 6, 2003 6:05 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
The weather flutters
snow on the budding flowers
pulling my eyes shut
Haiku # 26700, March 6, 2003 5:35 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
...and you got drunk and
did it with that giraffe...Dude,
layoff the highballs!
Haiku # 26699, March 6, 2003 3:30 pm ET
by onjaysun (jungle love...o-we-o-we-o)
Flashlight warms anus,
Border guard spreading my cheeks;
Farters unwelcome....
Haiku # 26698, January 8, 2000 2:36 am ET
by In the good old USA
who better than you?
bluefire the
Haiku # 26697, January 28, 2000 12:28 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
the mystery girl
doesn't want relationship
just wants a cool date
Haiku # 26696, January 21, 2000 4:47 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX.
They
Haiku # 26695, January 3, 2000 4:15 am ET
by William Nippress
They
Haiku # 26694, November 10, 2003 5:44 pm ET
by William Nippress
Observing nature
Is an art some do not have
Acquire more patience
Haiku # 26693, November 6, 2003 1:13 pm ET
by William Nippress
Have you seen natures
Mystery within a leaf
She keeps us guessing
Haiku # 26692, November 1, 2003 5:23 am ET
by William Nippress
Marbles in my head
Marbles in a paper bag
Porno on TV!
Haiku # 26691, October 27, 2003 8:21 am ET
by Captain Obvious
Can
Haiku # 26690, August 8, 2003 9:45 am ET
by William Nippress
I
Haiku # 26689, August 5, 2003 4:25 pm ET
by William Nippress
Must apologize
Just having a joke on me
Need to get out more
Haiku # 26688, July 29, 2003 6:36 am ET
by William Nippress
It is amazing
This straight jacket fits so snug
But I can still type
Haiku # 26687, July 23, 2003 7:15 am ET
by William Nippress
They
Haiku # 26686, July 6, 2003 10:42 am ET
by William Nippress
No really this is
The last for now anyway
I need serious help
Haiku # 26685, June 29, 2003 11:35 am ET
by William Nippress
Oh no just one more
I really cannot stop it
This must be the last
Haiku # 26684, June 27, 2003 2:15 pm ET
by William Nippress
Just before I go
Who broke the computer clock
It seems out of time
Haiku # 26683, June 23, 2003 12:51 am ET
by William Nippress
Must go now and work
Someone has to pay the bills
It has to be me
Haiku # 26682, June 18, 2003 3:53 pm ET
by William Nippress
Trying to converse
In Haiku is just not done
So who cares but us
Haiku # 26681, June 17, 2003 2:53 am ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
If I make you smile
That is all I want for now
Life is too darn hard
Haiku # 26680, June 15, 2003 12:11 am ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Can do beauty too
But this is more fun for me
Stretches me far more
Haiku # 26679, June 12, 2003 10:35 am ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Plovers who needs them
If all they do is stand there
We want vultures
Haiku # 26678, June 10, 2003 1:17 am ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
My cars broke again
Too dam expensive for me
Will walk everywhere
Haiku # 26677, June 4, 2003 3:23 am ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Loved the snack bar
Will have to tell all my friends
If I had any
Haiku # 26676, June 1, 2003 10:28 am ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Ash can
Haiku # 26675, May 25, 2003 10:17 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
black'd eyes and clenched fists,
it's time to run in swinging,
and not run away.
Haiku # 26674, March 6, 2003 12:00 am ET
by Cornea Pete of Poopnscoop, TX
this mystery girl,
what if's are always present,
should i be worried?
Haiku # 26673, March 6, 2003 12:00 am ET
by Cornea Pete of Poopnscoop, TX
giving up junk food,
that's what i call sacrifice,
why is lent so hard?
Haiku # 26672, March 6, 2003 12:00 am ET
by Cornea Pete of Poopnscoop, TX
my catchy trade name
for a muslim takeaway :
"allah ah snack bar"
Haiku # 26671, March 5, 2003 11:15 pm ET
by ash
they are not alone
crested plovers frighten me
and ev'ryone else
Haiku # 26670, March 5, 2003 8:09 pm ET
by ash
plovers sound evil
they lord around on long legs
frightening golfers
Haiku # 26669, March 5, 2003 7:21 pm ET
by mellie
it is the plovers
magpies crows and silver eye
she says they're evil
Haiku # 26668, March 5, 2003 7:19 pm ET
by mellie, I say they are birds
time out for thinking
sleeping eating watching things
i love watching birds
Haiku # 26667, March 5, 2003 7:15 pm ET
by mellie, my sister says don't make eye contact with birds :-)
write lots of haiku
but not all at one go please
take time out to think
Haiku # 26666, March 5, 2003 5:10 pm ET
by ash
I need to buy milk
And maybe some sauces too
Spar is expensive
Haiku # 26665, March 5, 2003 2:33 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Where has my head gone?
It was on my shoulders but
I can't see it now
Haiku # 26664, March 5, 2003 2:32 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Sorry had to stop
Broke off to watch the Simpson
Haiku # 26663, March 5, 2003 1:43 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
About my center
twirling faster and faster
you quickly whiz by
Haiku # 26662, March 5, 2003 1:39 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Very soft carpet
Making me comfortable
Such luxury
Haiku # 26661, March 5, 2003 1:35 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
Shadows turning gray
Night softens the lines of form
Hiding stark outlines
Haiku # 26660, March 5, 2003 1:29 pm ET
by William Nippress of william@nippress.fsworld.co.uk
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